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Bumpkinhead
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The following post may not be suitable for anyone who think wrestling is real:

Hi, bump here. Have you been harrassed by a board member? Are you sick of being tooled on constantly? Are you ready to leave the board? If so please don't. Join the newbie alliance. To become a member just go to the next upcoming board party or meeting place. Bring a pistol, rifle etc.. When faced with meeting someone make sure to ask their boardname. If it's a person you don't know just greet politely and go about your business. If it is someone who has tooled on you or "dilloned" you. Proceed to bust a cap in their hypocrytical asses. Now we don't promote senseless shooting so if you shoot an upstanding member of the board, You will never be able to join this alliance and therefore will have to be tooled on for the rest of your board life. To join us just dial 1800-you-tool. Our operators are standing by. This has been a NSSA (newbie shooting spree alliance) announcement, good luck and throw ya gunz in da air. :)

Beer is more gooder!
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Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
*sits out in the field with a riot squad*
Go ahead.

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What are you, queer?







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posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
in the interest of the new board nicey nice policy PLEASE have someone adopt you


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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Yea Shoot me, [obscure board reference] I will be the big guy with the Jets Hat.[/obscure board reference]



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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ok, I'm confused. You do realize that the newbies will be the targets, right? Thus then, it is us that will be going on a "newbie shooting spree", not the newbies.



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Only one thing comes to mind here...


DILLON!!!



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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
[scooby doo reference}"ah, and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky kid and his damn grammar[/scooby doo reference}

hey slash i get your reference, HIGH FIVE. im in the mood for some fast food chicken too, wanna join me????



i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Bumpkin. IM me at fezoanda so I can adopt you


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Lgaia
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
GODDAMN it Corpse....you beat me to it!!!!





This message was edited by Lgaia on 3-13-01 @ 7:11 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hye bumpkin but wouldnt you have to actually come out? Just make sure you dont chip a tooth on the way out.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Going on a shooting spree for being dilloned.. Taking things a bit too seriously are we Shitkinhead? That was pretty god damn funny though!
I'll be the guy with the short hair and glasses claiming to be called Buttmunch.. Shoot me first no matter how many times i say that i'm not Hummerlovin...



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Bumpkinhead
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Just alittle joke, referring to the all these dumb kids shooting up schools cause they can't take alittle abuse. Chill guy's you people are beginning to scare me. Do use think wrestling is real? I am just trying to lighten up the newbie bashing situation.

Beer is more gooder!
Sephiroth
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Killing all the veterans? That old gag....



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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Given the initial wrestling comment, i thought you might be kidding but wasn't sure... But, i stand by the shooting buttmunch part...




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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
I agree the newbie thing needs to lighten up a little, but there has to be some toolong regardless...the newbie adoption program will help again...



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SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Faceman said:

hey slash i get your reference, HIGH FIVE. im in the mood for some fast food chicken too, wanna join me????


Faceman, you finally impressed me111



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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Face and Slash come on dont tool on him, the guy was an intern for the show and a great sig maker so he was a little chubby

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

slash said:

Youve finally impressed me


wholly shit after so many months of trying finally the respect i deserve from slash. forget all those bad things i said about you, you are cool im my book buddy. rotmmfsahpodsdjjt ;)



i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN


This message was edited by Faceman on 3-13-01 @ 1:30 AM
Just Jon
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Face and Slash, do you guys bring your own dolphins or should we supply you with them? ;)

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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
if we did bring them, would you bring your camera and take a picture of all of us pleeeeeeeeeease ;)



i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Faceman said:

... rotmmfsahpodsdjjt



Ok, I'll bite, what does "rotmmfsahpodsdjjt" mean? FTISFMFSAJJCYFNR



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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
basically it means what it says. hows that for irony huh??? :)



i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I don't know, maybe as ironic as rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you've already paid... or umm a death row pardon 2 minutes too late :)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
So slash are you saying it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? hmm isn't it ironic? don't ya think?

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I really do think!



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