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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
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Fri Feb 22,11:40 AM ET

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. (Reuters) - A Florida fisherman was recovering on Friday after being stabbed with the bill of a swordfish during a fight with another man, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.


Police arrested Frank Ashmus, 46, and Garth Spacek, 42, on Thursday after the two fishermen allegedly started fighting near a dock in Madeira Beach, a small city on Florida's Gulf Coast.

Police said that after Spacek hit Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle and left, Ashmus went to Spacek's apartment and stabbed him in the abdomen with a sharp detached bill of a swordfish.

"We don't see this kind of thing very often," said Pinellas county Sheriff spokeswoman Marianna Pasha.

Both men were drunk, according to police.

Ashmus and Spacek were held without bond on charges of aggravated battery. Spacek was in fair condition, Pasha said.





Yes, that's right, Pinellas county, Florida.



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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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thats classic


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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
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I thought this only happened in cartons. So do swordfishes make the *clang- clang* sound when the bills hit each other?




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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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So do swordfishes make the *clang- clang* sound when the bills hit each other?



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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
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"We don't see this kind of thing very often," said Pinellas county Sheriff spokeswoman Marianna Pasha.



I wonder if any of these morons are related to Fez



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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
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Damn, how do you get stabbed by a swordfish? What was the guy doing when he got stabbed? Wasn't he paying attention? It's not like swordfishes are small, the dude should have saw it coming. Good for his ass.

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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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Damn, how do you get stabbed by a swordfish? What was the guy doing when he got stabbed? Wasn't he paying attention? It's not like swordfishes are small, the dude should have saw it coming. Good for his ass.

read closer. it says it was the detached bill of the swordfish. the guy didnt carry a swordfish to the guys house and stab him with it.


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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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chuck jones would be proud




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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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read closer. it says it was the detached bill of the swordfish. the guy didnt carry a swordfish to the guys house and stab him with it.



That would have made the story soooooooo much funnier.

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posted on 02-24-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
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you might think it's a new phenomenon but check out this still from ancient Japan






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