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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Well so do I. I hear a lot of bitching about the quality and content of threads around here. Well it gots me to thinkin. What would you want to see, talk about, or read on this board? (comment, gonzo?)


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I like to see a mix. I like when we have sig pics, when we have 'greatest list' debates, when there are humorous concept threads, when there are serious discussions, etc.

I like a variety, I think that's what keeps things interesting.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

(comment, gonzo?)



No one gives a shit about what I say anymore, i'm captain egotistical and a two-faced cocksucker, for trying to do something right. So why should I care anymore?

If you want my honest opinion the entire problem lies in the fact people here are fuckin lazy. They wanna come on and be entertained and leave. They don't wanna start threads either cause they have no real interest or they don't care. But they bitch about the lack of new threads and entertainment. People should try to start a thread more often than just replying to others threads. That doesn't mean every brainfart and idiotic thought you have. Main point is don't worry about how many replies you will get, some of the best posts I have seen here get 20 or 30 replies.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
A good thread,is a thread that doesnt ask what a good thread is.(Sorry i had to take the shot)("Holy shit,did you ever see a head come off like that?")(Platoon references always appropriate)(Is that how you spell it?)(I'm a tool who loves parenthesis)(Wait,did i spell that right?)(AHHHHHH I STINK)

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo, you sir are a two faced cocksucker.
I like to be lazy, and entertained.
to throw my shitty sarcasms into other peoples threads.
But at times I do try to be a good little poster and start a thread.
and every time I do you slam me.
Oh not in the good way like you used to.
No wining and dining and a dollup of anal-eze.
no.
in the....
"Ken tries to hard and it shows" way.
so fuck you. dry.
you cock sucker.


TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
DAMN!!!!THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I don't exactly know what to post most of the time. For the most part I either throw a little insult out there or some attempt at humor. It's cool sometimes but sometimes it does get old for both you and I.

For the most part, my interests lie in the fields of science and philosophy. I've studied physics for a number of years, but I got bored with it and didn't finish my degree. My interests in philosophy for the most part don't leave the confines of my skull. I haven't really read anything that I could relate to in the field. I use the term "philosophy" only because it's the only one I've heard of that relates to the questions that occupy my mind: such as the old "Why are we here?" or "what is the meaning of life?" shit you see thrown around in the literature. As banal as these questions can seem, they seem to be the ones that people seem to overlook or ignore completely. It's tough to put into words (if that is possible to begin with) the many mysteries that stare us in the face as we sleep walk off to work, post an FU or whatever physical distraction that occupies our time and energies from these underlying questions and mysteries. We surround ourselves with distractions and they consume our lives. We usually lump these "other things" into a ball and call them "God" and they remain ignored or we simply turn indifferent and "lazy" and say "who cares, let me indulge myself in whatever it is that comes along. oh look another naughty nightie thread. let me at this prick..."

Well that's my "brain fart". These are things that I feel could perhaps use some attention around here. I've seen similar threads in the past but my vocabulary failed me at the time to give what I thought would be an adequate response (if there is such a thing to begin with).


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ok this is the last time.

I say stop "good old days" and "how to bring the site back" threads. You know why? The golden age is over, this is the board at it's best. People always remember some point in time whether on this board or in film or their lives. They look for that point of greatness and times they loved and then spend countless amounts of time and energy trying to chase a dream long gone. The board is at it's best, it's not gonna get any better anytime soon. Just go on with it as it is and forget about days gone by.

Stop being so critical of others posting styles, worry about your own. I don't mean go back to the nicey nice shit, not by a long shot. I mean stop telling people when, where and how to post. Also most important remember what is entertaining to you is moronic to others and vice versa, unless it's SPOO then it's idiotic to everyone.

Like I said try and put a little effort into starting a post once in a while, even if you get bashed for it, I got bashed for plenty of my first posts.

But Most important, don't just alkey a thread and start it with a great question but no example. For example you see a topic title:

"The hypocrasy of religion"

You click on it and all the poster who started it says is:

"What are your feelings on religion, I think it sucks."

There's nothing you are giving people to go on, you as a topic starter are responsible to spark the thought process and paint a picture.

That's all I gotta say, that's it.

PS Thanks Kenspen, I know I'm an asshole that I will never deny.






Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Fucken Bitch,
I vent my spleen and you dismiss me with a PS.
Fucken fuck.

I want my key back.
you can pick up your stuff when I am out later.

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Kens I have always said and still say, you and DIG are the best additions to this site in the last several months along with a few others. Kens really does try his best but you have to also remember not to always try. When you try to be funny and rack your brain to make a joke then 9 times out of 10 it won't be funny. Just be you and don't let a few accolades get to you. I know you kens it gets to you like 2 glasses of wine and a lude, you skank.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Where's that damn cat fighting soundclip when you need it?

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

For the most part, my interests lie in the fields of science and philosophy.



You'd be surprised how much response you would get to threads about philosophy. Just one of those things you think of at night that you have a strong feeling on, you never know how many others may share that opinion.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Where's that damn cat fighting soundclip when you need it?


I thought spics were into the cock fights.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Spic?Good comeback,Did you think that up all by yourself?It must have worn you out,trying to put a whitty remark together.Don't try so hard next time.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Leave it to a wet back to advise you not to work hard.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey fuckface,wetbacks are mexicans.I'M NOT A MEXICAN.Doushe,keep hiding behind your pc,you cyberthug.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Look if you want coke from Latin, KP, just pay for it like everybody else. You can't just go around mugging people.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Leave it to a wet back to advise you not to work hard.
Okay, now THAT was fucking funny. I wonder if Kens tried on that one or not.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I don't fall into any latino stereotypes.I don't smoke,drink,do drugs,sell them,steal or any of that crap.And i'm not sure if i should thank dice or not.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Relax Julio, I'm just funnin ya.
but the floor ain't gonna mop itself you know.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Cute faggot,real cute,names not julio,and i dont mop anybodys floor.Especially some sissy white mama's boy hiding behind a pc.It's cute how the white suburbanites are ganging up on the latino guy,get your kicks,because you tools would never have the balls to do it in real life.So have your fun tools.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

And i'm not sure if i should thank dice or not.

Try coke but don't love it too much....you can thank me later. :D

"Cocaine. We started that. You're welcomed" -Dennis Leary


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Spic?Good comeback,Did you think that up all by yourself?It must have worn you out,trying to put a whitty remark together.Don't try so hard next time.





Don't hurt the space bar, it can be your friend. Try using it after a period, it really helps.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-23-02 @ 1:08 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Wanna know what a good thread is?



Threads that have 5 Gonzo posts on the first page = good thread.

I think Philosphy threads would be good. Anything detalied that forces a person to explain thoughts in more than one line make for entertaining reading. Along the same vein, some of the best posts are just one line posts.

I will go my deathbed saying that "The Carol Thread" was the best thread since I've been here.


HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting
New Poster with a question? AIM me

Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff.
TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!


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