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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Well, people are asking for fresh thread ideas, so I'll put myself out there with a little game a buddy of mine and I like to call Famous Last Words.

The way it works is, sum up someone's death/tragedy with what might have been thier last words. Fooooooooooooor example, one might say:

I think John F. Kennedy put it best when he said, "I want to see the people, let's ride with the top down."

Or, as I used once before:

I think Rodney King summed it up best when he said "I'm beat."

Another one (before someone else does it):

I think Grizzly put it best when he said, "Well, people are asking for fresh thread ideas. . ."

You get the picture. Post 'em if you got 'em.


NORTON IS GOD

This message was edited by Grizzly on 2-23-02 @ 4:34 PM
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Perv%27s%20Pics/Grizz%20Sig.jpg>

Cut and paste this into your signature.

:mad:


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Everyone knows JFK's last words were "Was that a gun shot?" followed by his CIA appointed driver's "no that's just the car backfiring" to which JFK responded "but the car's riding fine, is someone shooting at us?" and /then/ the driver countered with "You worry too much Mr. president" conspicuously hitting the cigarette lighter on the car three times and before the president could ask "what are you doing?" Jacqueline Kennedy was climbing on the trunk to get away.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday 2/23: CBS: tbaa (R), District (R), District (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Cops, Cops (r), Cops, Cops (R)....ABC: You Only Live Twice...UPN: Driving Miss Daisy...WB: Leaving Las vegas...TNT: Exorcist...HBO: 3k Miles to Graceland...COM: Big
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
First off, Paper Boy - am I working now?

And then,
quote:
Everyone knows JFK's last words were "Was that a gun shot?" followed by his CIA appointed driver's "no that's just the car backfiring" to which JFK responded "but the car's riding fine, is someone shooting at us?" and /then/ the driver countered with "You worry too blah blah blah etc.

You're missing the point my friend, it's not supposed to be REAL last words, it's called sarcasm. Mmmmm, say it with me, SARCASM.

I think Jim Morrison put it best when he said, "I think I'll take a bath. . ."


NORTON IS GOD
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'll take a factual route on this one if you don't mind, the humorous quotes is a good idea. I always thought truth is funnier than fiction most of the time.

Here's some dying words of famous people.

Codeine . . . bourbon.
~~ Tallulah Bankhead

I can't sleep.
~~ James M. Barrie

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart

I am still alive!
(After he was stabbed by his own guards)
~~ Gaius Caligula

I'm bored with it all.
~~ Winston Churchill

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
~~ Joan Crawford

My God. What's happened?
(Now that's fuckin funny, lol)
~~ Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.
~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Let's cool it brothers . . .
(Did I not say truth is funnier than fiction.)
~~ Malcolm X

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
~~ Karl Marx

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa

Go away. I'm all right.
~~ H. G. Wells





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Here's some of Leary's work relayed from memory to my best ability (Damn this guy's been useful lately)

quote:
I think Jim Henson said it best when he said, "Anybody got any aspirin I think I got a cold."

I think Mama Cass said it best when she said, "UUUCH UCHHH" *garble* *THUMP*

I think Billy Martin said it best when he said, "Hey, I can drive."
That's all I can think of now. Maybe I'll add more later.

Here's another (not Leary...well maybe a little): "Fix me." -Nikki Sixx (however, he was revived unfortunately)





Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 2-23-02 @ 3:09 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
You're missing the point my friend, it's not supposed to be REAL last words, it's called sarcasm. Mmmmm, say it with me, SARCASM.
oh, ok, I didn't understand.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday 2/23: CBS: tbaa (R), District (R), District (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Cops, Cops (r), Cops, Cops (R)....ABC: You Only Live Twice...UPN: Driving Miss Daisy...WB: Leaving Las vegas...TNT: Exorcist...HBO: 3k Miles to Graceland...COM: Big
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
OAAWITE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
G-d...the power...what do I do with it...moral dilemma...

Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A)


Have sufficiently beaten this into the ground yet?


HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting
New Poster with a question? AIM me

Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"I never double post"
-OAAWITE

This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-23-02 @ 3:14 PM
Kingpin02
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
"I think I'm gonna go take a shit." - Elvis Presley.

"Rascal, you're such a good boy." - The lady who got eaten by her dog.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
OAAWITE's last words sez:
quote:
quote:
G-d...the power...what do I do with it...moral dilemma...

Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-


Have I sufficiently beaten this into the ground yet?
No I believe this does though.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Natalie Wood "It's such a warm night I think I'll take a swim"

Phil Hartman "I want a divorce"

Freddie Prinze "Is this thing loaded"

James Dean "I wonder how fast this car can go"

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Jayson William's limo driver: "Spook"

**EDIT** DIG in Foundry Chat: "Joe Soprano...YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 2-23-02 @ 3:42 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"Fucking you is like watching you in 'The Naked Gun', slow and boring."
~ Nicole Brown Simpson

"This is our last show before syndication"
~ The Opie & Anthony show's last interesting show

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal."
~ Jimi Hendrix

"Here I sit all broken-hearted..."
~ Elvis Presley

"I eat guys like you for breakfast."
~ Jeffery Dahmer

"Daddy what are you doing?"
~ Jon Benet Ramset

"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"
~ Captain Of The Titanic

"I needed to come to this fuckin play like I need a hole in the head."
~ Abraham Lincoln

"I have several years of accounting experience, my last job was with Enron."
~ Anyone who tries to use that refernce on their next job interview.






Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

MINDLESS
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
" stop it Courtney, that won't fit in my mouth" Cobain

you Klingon--BASTARD!---you killed my son, ---you----Klingon-------------BASTARD! ..... HOMER NO FUNCTION BEER WELL WITHOUT.....( oh yeah, screw the French )
MINDLESS
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
" hey, what's this button do?" Christi Macalliff-space shuttle teacher ( what, I'm topical? )
last words heard by president Lincoln's spirit as it rose above his corpse " besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
" Hey daddy, why are you putting that vaseline on my butt?" JonBennet Ramsey
" I think I'll be more sensitive--" DICE ( oh wait, that was just his career )
" all I have to do is punch it around this last turn and I can get in front of everyone" Dale Earnhardt
" Man! This is fucking great! I wonder why more people don't use ropes while masturbating?" INXS frontman/singer
" I don't want people to like me just for my breasts, can you remove these implants? Dr." Nicole Eggert ( oh wait, that was another career )


names spell I peoples wrong care not....
you Klingon--BASTARD!---you killed my son, ---you----Klingon-------------BASTARD!
..... HOMER NO FUNCTION BEER WELL WITHOUT.....
( oh yeah, screw the French )
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
"Ahh, I'm sure I have enough gas."
John Denver

"That cross doesn't look too heavy. . "
Jesus
(wince)

"You wouldn't believe the dream I had last night!"
MLK



NORTON IS GOD
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
"I was not really impressed with the show today"- a post leading to the death of OA.com



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday 2/23: CBS: tbaa (R), District (R), District (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Cops, Cops (r), Cops, Cops (R)....ABC: You Only Live Twice...UPN: Driving Miss Daisy...WB: Leaving Las vegas...TNT: Exorcist...HBO: 3k Miles to Graceland...COM: Big
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"You'll have sex with me?"
~ Unicron before his heart attack

"Slit vertically..."
~ Ikeaboy

"IP!!!!"
~ Upuauat

"AIDS didn't kill Magic Johnson Dammit!!!!"
~ JimmySnuka

"See you at the big party."
~ Slash

"What do you mean OTL isn't gonna work out?"
~ Froy

"Oops."
~Irish Alkey





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
A hooker I picked up on Broad St: *gulp* "OK that'll be 20 bucks."

Jimmy the Greek: "...it's that extra bone they have in their legs..."

Howard Stern: "Who's O&A?"

Anyone entering SU: "Can I have a feed?"

Newbie: "Hi."

KISS: "Peter, you're fired."

Cliff Burton: "Good night, everyone."

Tom Green: "I have this idea for a movie called Freddy got Fingered..."


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
"Wow this horse is rising good today"- Christopher Reeve





Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton

Wanna buy a dryer? Door.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00

  • Godamn, that's a lot of indians-Custer
  • Does this kool-aid taste funny to you?-Jim Jones




Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

irishcros
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Awful thread. Way too much time on your unfunny hands.

Officially Self Appointed Moderator

The Whole Fucking Thread
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
Awful thread. Way too much time on your unfunny hands.


Wrong thread. This goes in the, "ironic comments made by posters" thread a little bit down the page



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

UticaVin
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I'll see you, when I get to Teteboro.
-Thurmon Munson
So what if the rubber broke? It's not like I'm going to get pregnant.
-Rock Hudson


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