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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Isn't that Stalker Patty quite a Hottie?!!! I must have masturbated like 3 times when I heard shehad that thong on!!! Anyone how I could get a hold of her? I would really like to sniff her unwashed panties- any helpwith this issue ismuch appreciated!!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department







This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 3-13-01 @ 3:30 PM
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Stalker Patty's thong??




Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
ok im not sure i get the joke, but im sure there is one there. in both posts actually, lets say this whole post confuses the shit out of me and leave it at that :)



i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
caca put down the crack pipe and get outside. if you want a virgin don't go for a 45 year old virgin. She's 45 and still untouched isn't that a clue?

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

o&aswallow
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
CaCa,

Bang a hole in your bathroom wall instead. At least drywall can fake an orgasm better than SP can.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I learned something already today; sarcasm!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
If you want her you better bring a shoe horn...... I don't think that peach - ahhhhhhhhh! - will be that lose. Now I'm going to go and get sick.



Friend of Pedro Guerrero.


Adopted by Calm Your Nut.
Sephiroth
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You can keep her. But when they find your bloated corspe floating under the GWB, dont come crying to us. They dont call her a "Stalker" for nothing.



"why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth
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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
You guys don't understand... When O&A where talking about the SI fiasco last Friday, and how Patty was there all night... Well, I would have traded places w/ Stinky any day, drive her home, get all romanced up... man I would have been going to town on her fur jungle... I would have been rocking the little man on her boat all night with my tounge... And then I would have tossed her salad... Damn, I think I'm in love...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department



CacaSmooches
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00







This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 3-13-01 @ 3:54 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Wow caca, a double post and you are right, I still don't understand. Someone please help this poor man.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Caca, I really hope your just jokin around and trying to be funny or somethin. Cuz if you're for real, it's just wrong.

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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Just, think about it and picture this... Patty's at a bar, you're all trashed... waiting for Stinky and Earl to show up w/ cheap prizes... and you see Patty in her mediocore, kinda plain aparrel. I know someone has to be curious to see what she looks like underneath all those clothes... Granted it may not be pretty, but hell I'm up for an adventure any time... Just call me Indiana Fucking Jones!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department



Kim
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sick fuck... 'nough said!

Just Jon
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Get help!

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E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com
Adoptee: Baby Nicole
CacaSmooches
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Help? You can help me by gettingme her phone#!!!!!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department



Casino
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
CacaSmooches...Iam guessing u have an fetish that
involves ugly/hairy woman?...



---The Devil---
casino6669@opieanthony.com
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
crazy fuck



Professor OPAK gave me an A+ and allowed me to graduate the opieanthony.com University
Thanks big brother.
This is better than graduating from IONA College (Yes I really did go there)
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Just hang out outside the station. She'll be waiting for Opie.

This is sick, a stalker having a stalker

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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Thanks for the advice guys!!!!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department



GonzoStyle
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Just hang out outside the station. She'll be waiting for Opie



Mashed but wouldn't he be better off waiting at the brooklyn diner at breakfast or lunch time? Or he could go two blocks down to the mcdonalds and bang her by the lettuce bins.

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Indiana Fucking Jones, this is the most disturbing thread I've seen this week. Even more disturbing then GS fucking his dead Aunt. You are fucked dude.

Trainwreck Radio
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Mashed but wouldn't he be better off waiting at the brooklyn diner at breakfast or lunch time? Or he could go two blocks down to the mcdonalds and bang her by the lettuce bins.



HUMMM - McDonalds has that certain smell, sorta like White Castles. The Brooklyn Diner would be a better choice since it would be closer

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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
CacaSmooches:

Were you the guy at the WWF-NY for the second taping of the XFL pre-game show?

Patty had a stalker of her very own there. He even wowed her.

OK. I'm going to get some fresh air now.


Corpse is bringing the food, don't worry!


Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein (Ulm Germany, 1879)
CacaSmooches
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Damn, looks like I have competition... I guess
I just have to work double shifts...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department





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