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mariahlynn
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
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The Worst thing I ever did was:
One night I was giving my boyfriend, at the time, a blow job. And when he spunked.... I caught it in my hand just perfectly. It look just like shampoo. When I was on my way to the restroom, I got this f-up idea to go show his friends out in the living room. We'll just call him "Frank". Anyway I went to Frank and told him I had Jon's load in my hand. He did not belive me, thinking it was shampoo...He neared his face, not even a hairline away from my hand, and sniffed it. He soon then learned it wasn't shampoo... It was Jon's sperm. I never laughed so hard in my life. But then again I never thought I would do something so fucked up. But What a tool! He sniffed another dudes load!!!

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
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Thats wrong on so many levels.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
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why didn't you finish?



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
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Ok, so tell the truth "Frank" was really Dan from Hoboken, wasn't he?


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
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quote:

The Worst thing I ever did was:


NOT FINISH THE FUCKING JOB

JackDan1974
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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The worst thing I have ever done. Is sleep with my cousin's babies mother. It was not his wife, or his girlfriend at the time, but I knew that they were still seeing each other off, and on.

or if you all think this is worse. I had sex with my girlfriend, and my x called at like 2:00am crying. So the next day I went and saw her, and had sex with her, but I let her give me head first, and I had not washed so she was sucking my dick with my current girlfriends pussy juice still on me.







This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-1-02 @ 11:20 AM
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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
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quote:

It look just like shampoo.
Actually, it makes a great conditioner.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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How did he already know the stench of your boy friends jiz?

there may be another issue here

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
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quote:

Actually, it makes a great conditioner.

Or hair gel....



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
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Went out with a JAP freshman, then dumped her a week later to go out with her roomate. Then went back with the first roomate for a night and got a blowjob while I wath The Lawnmower Man.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
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quote:

Actually, it makes a great conditioner.


And, an amazing tooth whitener...






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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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quote:

got a blowjob while I wath The Lawnmower Man
Watching The Lawnmower Man while getting your hedge trimmed. Wonderful.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
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Maybe not the worst (even the priest doesn't har that) but close:

My fiancee & I just ended our engagement and I had to cancel a cell phone plan I bought for her. I called the Customer Service and explained I needed the plan canceled. The woman asked for a reason & I told her. She says "What you do, cheat on her?" in the biggest cunt of a voice. I faked a tear and said she was killed by a drunk driver. I spoke to her manager who claims he heard the whole conversation - she was let go and I rcvd several months of free service.



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posted on 03-02-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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quote:

NOT FINISH THE FUCKING JOB

DING DING DING thats the correct answer.
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And, an amazing tooth whitener...

You use it to brush your teeth


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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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quote:

The Lawnmower Man
So you meant watching that movie was the worst thing you ever done, right? Part 2 was the worst thing I ever seen.


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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
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quote:

So you meant watching that movie was the worst thing you ever done, right? Part 2 was the worst thing I ever seen.



Actually , it's now my favorite movie. And once it gets to the scene where the lawnmower attacks the peroson inside their living room, I always bust a nut for some reason.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
mariahlynn
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Dude! I never thought of that! How did he know the stench of my man's jizz? Thats fucked up!

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mariahlynn
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:


She says " What did you do, cheat on her"

That is some funny shit!! I'm glad you got free service! That was fuckin smart! So far the funnist story I have heard for a while! :D

love,mariahlynn
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