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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:23 AM      
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i was thinking about this while i almost fell asleep waiting for my math professor to show up, which she never did, AGAIN

anyway
i go to mercer county college which means im in 13th grade so i havent really gotten a chance to have any fun memories to even think of cherishing yet, i cant wait to transfer

i wanna know what some of your past college memories are so i know what im either looking forward to or getting into

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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I don't remember anything about college. Too much drinking. Ho hoo!! (insert wacky horn)



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
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I went to Rider in Mercer County and had a blast. I too started off at Brookdale community for a year before I transferred. You should go hand out at some Rider or Trenton State Parties. They were always fun. I had a great time at college and wish I never left. I still go up there and hang with some friends. Your should get a fake ID and go to 14 on Saturday.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
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Finishing pledging was awsome. Drinking 101 Bananas for the first time and going back and puking in the dorms. Having my best friend come down from New England and he had just started taking Zyban and not realizing it would double the effects of alchohol. Partying in the streets the day the Sixers won the first game of the Championship against the Lakers (didn't happen again). The day two of us went for dinner in the cafe and were there for over two hours because everyone we knew kept showing up and hanging around. (Sounds stupid, but for some reason it was a lot of fun). And of course just the stupid hanging out at someones house or in someones room with nothing to do.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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I have lots of great memories from college...most of them involve a lot of drinking, pot and a few other things as well. Plus, waking up in the morning, seeing 6 or more inches of fresh snow on the ground and skipping class to go snowboarding most everyday. Ahh, life with no resonsibility, how I miss it. If I had to do over again, I wouldn't change a thing...well, maybe I wouldn't have taken that logic class but thats it.
I highly recommend college life, it is where you learn a lot about not only yourself, but people in general...



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
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Let's see........how about trucking the Berkeley modeling/secretarial students down every Thursday night when we tapped a new keg. Played some drinking games and/or shot pool. I managed to convince some, on occasion, to attend a private cue-stick chalking - later, upstairs. Oh yeah, I have some vague memories of going to class too.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
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Umm I didnt go to college. I used to work near one and have some fond memories of that :)

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
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College...wait, what was the second thing? What's college again?

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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Going to Los Angeles for a semester with 60 of my buddies/classmates.

Having a threesome with two chicks in my dorm.

Getting arrested for telling an R.D. to fuck off.

Getting drunk and playing at open mic blues night at the Nines every Monday.

Getting high for the first time.

Stickball out in the back alleyway behind my dorm.

The first time I saw the girl who was to become the love of my life.

The pain of losing her after graduation.

Hanging out with the best buddies a guy could ever ask for, and having the best time of my life.

Enjoy college. It's all down hill after that.






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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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Best College Memories- living off snickers and Jolt Soda during finals week, studying American and World History using Romance Novels (they're awful but historically accurate), eating cold pizza out of the fridge first thing in the morning, cutting class to go to the boat docks to tan in the spring, Keg parties, worrying about whether the fake id would work... So many great things about college, but you won't realize it until its all over.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 11:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Enjoy college. It's all down hill after that.



Amen my brother, truer words have never been spoken.



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
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I went to Chico State University which was named the number one party school in America by Playboy magazine. So...my memories are a bit fuzzy...:p Somehow I managed to get through it though...
quote:

Enjoy college. It's all down hill after that.

Very wise words to heed by...



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
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Not going to class on Friday and Monday just so you can have a sick weekend.

Going out to the bars every day of the week and wondering why you are fucking broke.

Getting a keg with 5 people in the middle of the day and trying our best to take it down by ourselves.

Skipping all your classes and smoking herb all day long.

Waking up in random girls beds and not having any clue where you are until you step outside and see where on campus you are.

Showing the RA's absolutely no respect.

E, Shrooms and acid

Having the weekend start on Tuesday night.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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The game room and the campus bar that"s about all I remember

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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quote:

Enjoy college. It's all down hill after that.
I couln't disagree more. Maybe I did college wrong or, maybe I'm doing something wrong now.

I haven't gone a single night without at least 6 hours of sleep since I graduated. Lot more than I can say for the years before graduation.

Used to be in class for 25 - 30 hours a week. Then spend another 45 - 50 hours a week in studio working on projects. Then work a part time job to buy food another 20 - 25 hours a week.

Sure more is expected of me now but, I only work 40 hours a week and the rest is mine.

Again, maybe I did college wrong... I had some fun. Drank A LOT on occasions but, I never worked that hard at anything else and promised myself that I'll never work that hard again.



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
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Yeah, college should be a great time. you are in that in between part of life, where you make many of your own decisions, but you (usually) don't have to worry about things like food and rent....

I actually went to an academic institution (Cornell). My best friend went to a party school 30 minutes away (SUNY - Cortlandt). he came to visit me on a thursday and wondered why it was quiet on campus, and why I was doing work. I gave him a bottle of Jack Daniels and told him to come back at 11pm.
When he came back I found out that he had raided an all-girls dorm, set off the fire alarm in another dorm, and gotten into a brawl (which he won) in a third dorm. Somehow he got out of all of this without getting in trouble.

Personally, my memories are more tame. 500 keg Frat parties (they had those trucks with taps on the side pull up), The Pretenders gave a free concert (you remember - they played in the stone age) that turned into a mud-slide fest; Hockey games were big on campus (since they suck in football); Going to 20 different bars on my 20th birthday (legal then) getting a free drink in each and leaving.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
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I went to SUNY-Binghamton Uni. All you could do up there was drink or study. Drinking was nice. Walking 15 minutes home from the bar, drunk with your friends. Seeing your roommate kick a hole in the door, then patching it up the next morning. NICE!!
When i worked during the summer during summer break, the guys told me to stay in college as long as i can. i didn't believe them but now i do. after you graduate, spring break, winter break and summber break don't exist anymore.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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I love college, i'm having the time of my life here (you know, other than the pesky tornado).

I go to the University of Maryland, which is a huge school, so pretty much theres always something cool to do around here on weekends. Basketball is great here (this is where i rub it in for duke losing again last night amy :)) and its just an awesome place to be. these next 3 years and change are going to be great here.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
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quote:

Used to be in class for 25 - 30 hours a week. Then spend another 45 - 50 hours a week in studio working on projects. Then work a part time job to buy food another 20 - 25 hours a week



I had to cut out the part time job so I culd invest more time in studio. But, that cancels out beer. But wait, thursday nights 25 cent beer, 50 cent well drinks...ALLLLRIIIGHT!!!!!!!!

My mems, drinking, going to the bar and picking up chicks to fuck, doin sweet studio work, and getting head. Oh yeah.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
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sitting in your underwear at 2 AM masturbating to the Ted Bundy Interviews while knowing that people are laughing at you despite your utter insignifcance and displacement from anything that could be considered fun or interesting or "college-ish."

Also, finding a copy of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?.




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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:55 PM      
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::lloyd from dumb and dumber:: you are one pathetic loser!::lloyd::

from these stories, it looks like i have a lot to look forward to next year.


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
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Getting shitfaced and wrecking all 9 lounges in the dorm while videotaping it, letting the air out of random bike tires, wrestling in the hallways and getting pedigreed on my head so i couldn't move my neck for a week, getting loaded/high at Halloween party and passing out under a truck in a Michael Myers costume, staying up all night playing playstation, tooling on tools, driving to Buffalo twice to see ECW.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Downhill after College??

C'mon now. You're not trying. I have the greatest memories of College, don't get me wrong, but I have three best buddies from College carrying on with me like we haven't missed a beat. Life is one big crescendo - I don't plan on topping out for a long time to come.
Barch - you'll work that hard if you're doing something you really have a passion for. On the other hand, that's not really what I call "work?"

From your sig, if that's you, it looks like you're enjoying life.

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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Well since I'm graduating in May I have a lot of memories and even though i cant wait to get out i'm still gonna miss it. I go to St. John's University...Staten Island Campus aka the highschool! :) I miss the parties even though that scene kinda got old after the first 2 years. I remember typing a 20 page term paper the day before it was due and then oversleeping and getting to class 2 minutes before it was over to hand it in. Acutally I never went to class...the mall was 10 minutes away i spent most of my college years there! :) I remeber the "study groups" which usually turned into video game challeneges or nap time! I also remember when i was pledging a sorority.They nicknamed me Tye from Clueless and i had to dress like her and sing "rolling with my homies" whenever they wanted me to...that was pretty funny yet embarassing. College was great but i'm glad i never have to write a paper or take a test again in a few monthes!


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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quote:

maybe I did college wrong... I had some fun. Drank A LOT on occasions but, I never worked that hard
You did nothing wrong barch. I was the same way. I attended college to learn, to increase my societal status (as if I ever had any to begin with :)), and to reserve a respectable place for myself in the career market and the field I chose to enter into. Anyway, I worked my ass off, especially in grad school. Even if I had wanted to, I never really had much time for anything else. I don't understand, and probably never will, the desire to attend college for the fun and hijinks associated with what we think the experience is all about. I despise the fools who think it's one big non-stop party, and just drift through assuming to graduate. I know a few who were shell-shocked upon graduating, unprepared for what awaited them beyond the walls of their safe school haven.

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