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Kingpin
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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What would you do.

Holy Shit thats a lot of cash to have.

First thing VACATION!!!!!!!
Haven't been on one for far too long, then the usual trust funds, insurance, divorce the current wife and get 2 thats right two Twenty year olds. :):)




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This message was edited by Kingpin on 3-4-02 @ 3:25 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
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throw it in the pile, I suppose.


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diceisgod
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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quote:

thats right two Twenty year olds.

Just two! You have no imagination. I'd buy the f'n playboy mansion. They're having financial problems, right?


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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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I'd probably dig myself out and crawl out of there before I would be crushed to death or asphyxiate.



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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scream that my nuts just got crushed

barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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a billion? with a "b"? and, you're talking about a vacation? little perspective here... even an increadibly expense, very long vacation... we're talking what? maybe $10,000? OK, now take that vacation 10,000 times.

Visit this Website
This is kinda fun and will give you a much better idea of just how much money you're talking about.



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Kingpin
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
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Let us assume for all you morons it's a check for a billion dollars, maybe that will cause you to think....probably not, nevermind!!




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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
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i would take a long long vacation...most likely around europe with my snowboard and a mercedes...then when i got back to the states, i would take a cruise to alaska for a few weeeks...followed by a trip to hawaii.



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barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
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quote:

Let us assume for all you morons it's a check for a billion dollars
I wonder how you write a check for a "billion" dollars. How do you fit all those zeros in the amount box?

"$1,000,000,000.00"

Do you need to use one of those big publisher's clearing house checks?



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
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Cheeseburgers for everyone!



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
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That might take a while...

Give to some charities, or start my own.

Buy Britney's flower (and not Patty's)

Produce an O&A movie

Wow, a billion?

Put up $100 million on the head of bin Laden.

Hire an independent counsel for Enron and get the Bushes out of Washington for good.

Bang Bush's daughters, together

Drink beer with Drew Carey

Punch Jim Carrey

go to grad school

etc.


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barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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A BILLION!

That's an awful lot of money.

A BILLION!

I still don't think you guys are grasping the scale of this.

A BILLION!

You're not even talking about stuff that would cost millions.

A BILLION!



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
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The only thing i can say i would do is...:rolleyes: Spent it, Spent it all and have fun:D

>

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OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Just for Barch...

A million seconds from now, it will be sometime next week

A billion seconds from now, it will be about 35 years in the future

A trillion seconds have not existed in the history of mankind.

** edit okay okay. It was from memory. I should have checked, but ah well. I'm still guessing at this point


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This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-4-02 @ 4:03 PM
barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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WOW... a billion...

*Edit: Where did you get those numbers from oaawite?

A thousand seconds is about 17 minutes.

60 seconds in an minute X 60 minutes in an hour = 3,600 seconds

But, thanks anyway... maybe it was hours?



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This message was edited by barch97 on 3-4-02 @ 3:52 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

A Thousand seconds from now, it will be sometime next week

On what planet? More like it'll be about 17 minutes from now, a little less if you want to get technical.

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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Psst, Wite, you're off by a factor of 1000.

Just lettin' ya know.

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
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I'd buy the NY Yankees and an Island in the caribean or the gulf of mexico.



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
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Well, of course... It all makes sense now. But, still...

A BILLION!

Wow... A BILLION!

*Edit: and by the way... mommyF, you could have at least given me a footnote. :(



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This message was edited by barch97 on 3-4-02 @ 4:06 PM
okterrific23
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
A billion dollars! I could buy and sell anyone's ass!



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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I would buy an island in the carribean and Declare my own sovreignty.
Pay off all my bills
Build the largest pool complex in any country.
Find a nice irish catholic girl and settle down, with a pre-nup of course.
Make my own olympic swim team with the Mrs.
Buy the Coors company and drink until I passed out!

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
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I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. I'm guessing I could pull something like that with that kind of money.


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

a footnote

A footnote? I'm confused...

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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yeah, a footnote. you pretty much copied my post and changed the attitude. Wasn't a direct quote but, good god, did you do the math yourself? or, just copy/paste mine?



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
[2000 callback] Can I bring my wife? [/2000 callback]

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