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Elder
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
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Gotta be Day The Laughter Died Part II with part I as a close second.

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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k........


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Elder
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
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What a waste of a reply.


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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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It matches your waste of a post.


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Elder
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Keep readin' suckas.


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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
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quote:

Keep readin' suckas.





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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
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Hopefully DIG will come in and save this abomination with a lenghty treatise about each album and the merits and failures of each...


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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Did someone see the re-run of the "E True Hollywood Story: Andrew Dice Clay" this morning?

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
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quote:

Hopefully DIG will come in and save this abomination with a lenghty treatise about each album and the merits and failures of each...


Don't mind if I do...

"The Day the Laughter Died"
My personal favorite. Recorded at Dangerfields in front of a sparce crowd who have no idea who or what that were in store for. From what I've heard, Dice deliberately chose this format to ensure many in the audience would get so offended they would walk out. Well, it worked. Armed with a few of his catch phrases and a mean disposition, Dice shakes down each audience member with his typical misogynistic diatribe and foul-mouthed bully persona. His material on the album evolved, for the most part, from his interaction with the audience. Very ballsy. I highly recommend this one. Highlight: (one of many): Dice terrorizes a man who was there with his wife and two daughters. He accuses the man of fucking all three of them. Funny shit.

"The Day the Laughter Died Part 2"
Pure anger pretty much describes this one. The setting for the album is nearly identical to first DTLD. Small, unaware crowd. The "jokes" told by Dice are purposely unfunny. He tries to take out some frustration for his waning stardom. The audience is subjected to hate-filled rants, confrontational scenarios, and racist pionts of view. Dice is pretty much looking for fight on this one and he damn near gets one. Highlight: People heckle him to do his poems and he goes completely fucking crazy. The scene culminates in a near brawl with some douche in the audience.

Well that's all I feel like writing about for now. I might write about the others when i get time.


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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
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did anyone get face down ass up?
....probly not

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Elder
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I downloaded Face Down Ass Up a while ago but I've only listened to like 20 mins of it.



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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 8:49 AM      
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well if this topic title isnt a huge oxy moron, i don't know what is


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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
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i second what grk said, she is correct



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Elder
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Even though Dice is way over, he is still funnier than Norton.


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