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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
sickchick..think you are confused, we were talking about Billy Staples not your mom...I guess when people are the same size its' hard to differentiate...

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Anger problem?
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USA		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I don't know why this bothered me so much, but fuck that fat drunk. As much as I think Al Dukes is the biggest pussy piece of shit walking the WNEW halls, Billy deserves any and all retribution from this act.
Also, he's not from O&A. He may have made a name for himself there, but he chose to move on and be part of R&F so why bring this up here. Go whine to save his pathetic ass over there.
Fuck, I'm so annoyed by this that I want to get in the ring with him myself and knock his drunk ass out! :mad:



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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 8:50 AM      
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Fuck, I'm so annoyed by this that I want to get in the ring with him myself and knock his drunk ass out!

easy there clark


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Dankarella! 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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quote:
Also, he's not from O&A. He may have made a name for himself there, but he chose to move on and be part of R&F so why bring this up here.

Actually, according to the story Ron and Fez told on air, O & A dropped him because his alcoholism was becoming a problem. (I had always assumed they dropped him because Airsick sucked.)

And we can talk about this here because I just don't feel like posting on another board.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
O & A dropped him because his alcoholism was becoming a problem

That's like getting kicked out of Motley Crue for using too many drugs. It must have been really bad if O&A got rid of him for drinking too much. Jesus.



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Jack's raging bile duct
My sig pics are topical. I watched the history channel last night.		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I could care less about Fat Guy/Billy Staples he is worthless, and should be banned from the entire staiton, where will he be next with Ferrell or D&M? Since O&A first came to NY he has been trying to leech off them to promote his dopey ass Airsick crap. For a songwriter he had the worst entry in the most offensive song contest. He was painful to listen to then and his contributions to R&F are as unfunny, unoriginal and obvious as his stupid songs.

And in my opinion, which is as worthless as Billy's show contributions, the whole airsick/O&A fight wasn't as fake as it was made out to be. I think they said it was a practical joke because the Airsick website was getting pounded with deatth threats and Billy and Paul were getting scared, pussies.

I also think Al adds more to the show than Billy, granted it may be spaz style ignorant cringe moments, but it is something.

Fuck Billy, Fuck him up his stupid fucking ass!!

Ok I'm done now, I was always disappointed he went to R&F in the first place.





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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
um what can we do to help him?


Give him a keg and leave him alone?



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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
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I believe that my heart will go on



Much like Kate Winslet, his final important appearance will be akin to holding onto a piece of the Good Ship WNEW, and floating in the murky depths :

"I'll never let go."

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 3-14-02 @ 10:13 PM
Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I guess the world really has changed. I never said Billy was a hero or even what he did was right, but..in my book a "man" that has to run to daddy (Jeremy) and can't handle his own problems is a pussy of the first order. I guess all the men have left town and the pussies rule... my mistake.. now I'm gonna go complain to Daddy you guys were mean...

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Dankarella! 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
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in my book a "man" that has to run to daddy (Jeremy) and can't handle his own problems is a pussy of the first order.

...and in my book, a "man" doesn't leave his wife for a bottle.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
correction...she left him..

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Dankarella! 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Sounds like the same thing to me....


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
correction...she left him..
And this was because off the bottle - or more appropriately, the many times he fell off the wagon.

He sounds like he has a lot of growing up to do. Comedy is funny, but when your own life becomes a comedy, it's no longer funny - its bad, and he needs help. Ron & Fez aren't the answer - getting his life straightened out is.


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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
damn..just 'cause the man likes a nip every now and then.. (mostly now) doesn't make him a bad person..

Jack's raging bile duct
My sig pics are topical. I watched the history channel last night.		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
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A mother's love is never ending






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