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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
For you DIG, you asked for 28.

Has anyone else noticed that our generation has grown more towards favoring the shaven cunt? I mean more and more these days girls are starting to shave their cunt. Which is really a good thing because I hate the fucking bushy cunts! I believe that it's all based on porn. If you look at older porn the girls all had fuckin hairy cunts, but now days very rarely do you see the big bushy cunt, unless it's a "SPECIALTY" video for those fuckin freaks who love big fuckin hairy cunts. So now hairy cunts are a specialty, cause it's passé for the new generation of cunts. you might say this is stupid..... (Ok that's enough time to have said it.) Porn is what the wall st journal is to the stock market and what MTV is to music. It programs and tells us what to like. We have been programmed to like the shaven cunts so that's the thing. By the way for the cunts that bitch about shaving their cunts and tell me that I should try shaving it. Well cunt, I don't have a cunt. Furthermore if I had a cunt, I'd shave my cunt. I'd fucking love not having a big hairy cunt between my legs, who loves a cunt like that? I'm not talking about the little Mohawk cunts, or the trimmed cunts. The big hairy 'I am too fuckin lazy to shave my cunt and I probably smell like the ass of a tuna down there anyway, cause I am a Cunt' CUNT! Then again I understand the trials and tribulations that come with having a cunt. But you have to remember a cunt is an honor. With such a privilege you should take care of your cunt. So love your cunt, cause I damn well know us men love your cunts.

I say we salute you… CUNT






Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
damn gonzo, that's impressive. Can i use that in my english paper that's due next week?

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
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Would you shave it in a heart shape for your man?

EDIT - Congrats on 9,000 "insightful" posts


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This message was edited by Tequila on 3-16-02 @ 4:18 PM
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
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Hmmm... Now that you mention it, just the other day I was perusing a series of Playboy playmates from each month for the past 35 years or so and, was noticing that somewhere around 1989 all the hair began to disapear from down there. Round about the same time George "Bush" took office. Coincidence? Maybe... But, I think there may be something to this. I'll keep ya'll posted on the progress of my investigation.



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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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congrats on 9000 gonzo, you are the ultimate post whore. :D

Cunt: We salute you.


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
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Now that is worthy of number 9000. Damn those fickle cunts.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I have opinions. So here's another post that sucks!!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 3-16-02 @ 4:23 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
damn gonzo, that's impressive. Can i use that in my english paper that's due next week?


It's all yours, I guess.

quote:
Congrats on 9,000 "insightful" posts


I smelt the sarcasm on that one...

As far as shaving mine, if my penis was any smaller. It'd crawl into it's cavern and whenever i'd sit, i'd be able to fuck my own ass. Ever over fry a sausage link and it pops through the 'skin', that's it man.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
SheRahRls
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Would you shave it in a heart shape for your man?


of course, its nice to please

LOVE BEING A WOW CHICK!

This message was edited by SheRahRls on 3-16-02 @ 4:44 PM
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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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that was a very nice story darling, thank you for the entertainment over my morning cup of tea. oh, and well done on the acheivement there, maybe now people will believe me when i tell them who the real post whore is. :p



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I smelt the sarcasm on that one.

What sarcasm I was serious about that.

Dont you remember what I said when you reached 8,000?

Or is it that you just don't pay any attention to me anymore:(


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
of course, its nice to please


That's right, you fuckin women trully need to understand your roles in society. You're nothing but spare ribs. Adam gave a rib and made you fuckin cunts. The only reason was be the life system that keeps all cunts living, moist and warm. Learn it, Love It, Live It...

(ofcourse this does not apply until after you've fucked them.)





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-16-02 @ 4:27 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Adam gave a rib and made you fuckin cunts. The only reason was to cook, clean and make men cum

Ain't that the truth


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
that was a very nice story darling, thank you for the entertainment over my morning cup of tea. oh, and well done on the acheivement there, maybe now people will believe me when i tell them who the real post whore is.


Damn straight!!!!

I bet yours is shaved, crx..

NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO VirginGrrl
DISCLAIMER!!!!

Tequila knows what I'm talking about, amen!!!





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-16-02 @ 4:33 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
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I think I am the only one who truly understands how you feel.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I think I am the only one who truly understands how you feel.


Do you? on how many levels though?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
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I'd say about 9011 levels


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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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quote:
NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO VirginGrrl
DISCLAIMER!!!!


ehh? what did i do now?

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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I don't think you agree with all my posts, lol. I think that would be taking it a .... smidge too far.

quote:
ehh? what did i do now?


Nothing, I just still wanna fuck you.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-16-02 @ 4:47 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I don't think you agree with all my posts, lol

OK more like 4885 levels


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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This message was edited by Tequila on 3-16-02 @ 4:50 PM
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Nothing, I just still wanna fuck you.


oh. ok then...carry on

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
oh. ok then...carry on


I will until I get what I want!!!





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
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quote:
I will until I get what I want!!!


The repeal of all pedophilia laws???

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I will until I get what I want!!!

But you already have danked


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PatCooper
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:15 PM      
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quote:
I will until I get what I want!!!


Let me guess.......Penis Enlargement


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KeeKee
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Two words I never thought I would see together
passé & cunt... kudos to you



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