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Arthur Dent
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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HELSINKI - Some teen-age Finnish girls are experimenting with tampons dipped in vodka as a way of catching a buzz without parents detecting
boozy breath, an anti-drinking group claims. The
group has received reports of girls using alcohol-soaked tampons, hoping the alcohol would then enter their bloodstream. High alcohol consumption in Finland is sometimes a source of embarrassment for this conservative country, with many worried more liberal liquor laws introduced in recent years have increased drinking among young people.

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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
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I prefer my tampons dipped in Capt. Morgan's..more flavorful.


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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O.K. now let me see if I can understand this. I know that chicks really don't like to use tampons, I mean who the hell would want to keep something jammed inside them for hours and hours before changing ya know? But, how the hell exactley would booze in the twat equal drunkness?? I just don't fucking get it...



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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Gives a new meaning to the drink BLODDY MARY. right?


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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:28 AM      
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So, since I am male, how does this eliminate the problem of me having alcohol on MY breath?

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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Why, oh why, did I click on this thread. I mean, I knew nothing good could come of it, and yet I clicked anyway.

Mr.Dent, you really do find the strangest stories in your travels about the Internet.



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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quote:

So, since I am male, how does this eliminate the problem of me having alcohol on MY breath?


Stick a bottle of Tequila in your asshole, guess who I heard that one from...



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weinie
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Will this work rectally?

(I'm not supposed to be drinking at work, ya know)

Banana_juice
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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so if gay marco soaks his buttplugs in vodka before using them, do you think it gets him drunk

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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
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In the words of Gay Marco:
"Whooooo! That's a winner!"

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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OK, since there are so many fags in here asking about alcohol in their butt, I will share a little story.
One of my best friends lived in a house with several other roomates. It seems that they are always having trouble finding a 6th that is normal. One guy they had as a roomate was found out to be an alcoholic. The only problem is that he would get drunk by giving himself vodka enema's.
Of course they had to throw him out, but it makes for an interesting story at parties at their house.

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Banana_juice
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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thank you maynard, i am now nauseaus

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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At least I didn't post a picture of someone getting an enema though. Thought about it though, but I figured after that gay porn picture yesterday from C U Next Tuesday, you guys couldn't handle much more.

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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Alright who told these finnish bitches my drinking secrets??? I want names now boys and girls, I use Chivas Regal though instead of vodka, you get buzzed quicker!


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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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quote:

The only problem is that he would get drunk by giving himself vodka enema's.
Of course they had to throw him out, but it makes for an interesting story at parties at their house.



There's nothing wrong with that, unless he was using his butt to make mixed drinks....HAHAHAHAHAHA

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weinie
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Can you use 151?

Arthur Dent
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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I just have to wonder if the girls "freshen their drinks" at the party. ;)



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"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Sure they do Arthur, its like doing another shot


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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If I ever come to a Board Party, I would like to buy a round of shots for the ladies.

Arthur Dent
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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I'd rather pour. :)



Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Hey Painter, if you buy the shots is it BYOT?

Bring Your Own Tampon for the ladies?

Come on, be a sport, spring for the tampons too.


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Yes BYOT. I will not be caught carrying those things around.



This message was edited by The Painter on 3-14-01 @ 3:23 PM
OPM * chick
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
sticking vodka-soaked tampons in their twats for a buzz? hmmmm... pms does strange things to some chicks...

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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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OPM Chick. I need you to get in touch with me about a Sig. I haven't seen an email from you.


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