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ElGuapo Survey says...... LaughRiot!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:05 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	I'd like to introduce myself as a new member of the board! Hi.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:09 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	First one to rape Guapo gets a hummer from Tequila's sister. Anyone? Any takers? As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:10 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Please go here TMS

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:14 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	i'm wondering whatever happened to that "Insert HERE" letter that the mods used to use. The one that started "Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood moderator.....yada yada yada....fuck off asswipe.....yada yada yada...." I miss that letter. :( As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:17 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	he he... I've got a standard letter of my own: Hello ElGuapo, :) Welcome to the board. It is customary for all newbies to visit our WOW forum and post a photo of their own. You want to get off on the right foot here. These guys can be pretty tough. ;) Good luck and, I hope your stay here is a long and happy one. :) How's that? Bring on the latino lovin' :D Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	hey barch - you've proven your gayness once again. Do you really think for one minute that ElGuava is a girl? As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Hello new member. I am a Moderator on opieanthony.com. I am here to guide, cajole, problem solve, help, joke and discipline. But, most of all, Iâ€™m here to make this Message Board run smoothly. In an effort to help you, I strongly recommend that you take a few moments to review the rules of this Message Board. Check these links: FAQ: Visit this Website Guidance by veterans: Welcome! O&A for Dummies: Visit this Website Why do you need these resources? Because, this can be an enjoyable place to be, as long as you know how to play well with other members. These resources will enable you to â€œmeetâ€ other members and profit from their experiences. Having offered this advice, I would like to welcome you to OA.com. We are all fans of the Opie & Anthony Show and look forward to your input. Please try and begin your time on this Message Board by reading and REPLYING to topics started by other members. Chances are that whatever you have to say has been said in an earlier topic started by another member. To avoid confusion for us all, use the Search function to see if the answers you seek, or the topic youâ€™d like to discuss, are already in an active post. PLEASE refrain from starting a new topic when you can reply and liven up an existing topic. Replying makes things more interesting, more complete and much more fun. Sifting through 15 topics discussing the same subject matter is tedious and slows down the Board. Keep things lively and interesting, join in a discussion instead of starting a new one. In no time youâ€™ll get the hang of the Board and win the hearts and minds of other members. You may even make some good friends. All in all, learn from veteran members, donâ€™t be afraid to ask for help from a Moderator, read the FAQs, and most importantly: â€œTHINK BEFORE YOU WRITEâ€!!! TMS

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	BM, you are sooo Grumpy's Bitch. :rolleyes: AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:27 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I was never all that good at german. Is el geraldo a guy? If so... I'm sure "he" can rustle up some tits to share with "his" new friends here at oa.com. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

ElGuapo Survey says...... LaughRiot!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:28 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Good read, thanks.. and here's me.. I'm DEAD sexy...

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:34 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	Thanks for the letter BM. quote: Slash made teh funney by posting: BM, you are sooo Grumpy's Bitch. Hey Slash, Can ya add that to my status? speaking of which, I'd like to thank the dislexic (sp?) mod for honoring my first status request. YOU GUYS RULE. As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	See grump, I told ya he had tits :D Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

Ferret	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:38 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Shouldn't we have heard a doorbell sound effect followed by 12 gay guys saying "hello" when you came in? Do I get Teq's sis for that one? Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:39 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	thanx barch, now I'm not going to sleep for days after seeing that pic. Way to work the gay-pimphand :o Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:39 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: hey barch - you've proven your gayness once again. Do you really think for one minute that ElGuava is a girl? Well, from the looks of him in the picture, I don't think he would have any problem posting a WOW. Also, that picture looks vaguely familiar. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Hi There Welcome back, Boom Boom. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire This message was edited by diceisgod on 3-25-02 @ 12:26 PM

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us! No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I don't know, magus... It's kinda hard to take elguapo seriously when he's wearing a skirt. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	El Guapo is El Feo. Magus, don't make me quote you. TMS

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Our you the Great ElGuapo? Hey there Ho there :) NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	And what if you do BM?? (Actually, I'm just curious what you would quote... my old "form letter"?? lmao) No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	damn you DIG i was thinking the same fucking thing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BRING BACK GONZO STYLE I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

ElGuapo Survey says...... LaughRiot!	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:15 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Slash, you might have seen my pictures at hotmale.com ... that is.. if you're into that sort of thing =P I'm not.. but being a BBM(I just made that up) is more of a curse then a blessing.. the ladies love a big man! What can I say.. "I'm drunker than a 1 legged cat trying to bury a turtle on a frozen lake.. i tell ya."

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Elgaupo posted: Slash, you might have seen my pictures at hotmale.com ... that is.. if you're into that sort of thing =P I'm not.. but being a BBM(I just made that up) is more of a curse then a blessing.. the ladies love a big man! What can I say.. You are just a laugh riot today, aren't you? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

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