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ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I scratch them yet they still itch, yet when I itch them they burn which adds more problems. Is it a normal thing? I don't mind the fact I draw blood cause it actual gets my cum soaker stiff but my jizz sponge gets exposed causing the puss patches to leak allover the place and the worst part is I forgot to wear underwear.

EDIT** My name doesn't move back and forth anymore, will you still love me?

what's this button do? [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]



This message was edited by ThusThen on 3-25-02 @ 3:15 PM
barch97
BBTB
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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Hello ThusThen, :)

Welcome to the board. It is customary for newbies to visit our "WOW" forum and post a pic of their own. You want to get off on the right foot here. These guys can be pretty harsh.

Good luck and, I hope your stay here is a long and happy one. :D




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Split Personality #1
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
huh, i think that is kinda normal, but the underwear should be able to absorb any of the puss that leaks out...



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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
u think if i scratch them for you, itll do the same thing
maybe u just need to be more gentle with them

((i will always love you))

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Just cut them off, put on a band aid, and walk it off.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Thanks Barch, are you one of those Mod fuckwads I hear about? I used to be a mod, but I think... ohh shit wait. [Sarcasm]Ok, I used to be a mod until my identity was erased in an evil scheme by the dark overlord. Then my 'funney' was destroyed and now I'm just a regular 'hanger-on' fuckface. But I enjoy being raped like this constantly, no really. [/Sarcasm]

I won't post a wow but i can get a cock shot in.

Wnewsgirl, promises...

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Rub the lotion on the skin. Try some anti itch shit.

What happened to your mod status?


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ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Just cut them off, put on a band aid, and walk it off.



It already looks like a vagina, my penis just crawls in like a fuckn turtle head. With all the fuckin hair that I haven't shaved since regan last formed a coherent sentence. So if I cut my balls what will be left? No post count, no balls, no bouncy name..... WHO AM I!!!!!

My balls still itch.



This message was edited by ThusThen on 3-25-02 @ 3:38 PM
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


CAUSE YOU FILTHY MOTHERFUCKA WHO NOT WASH!!!!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

No post count, no balls, no bouncy name..... WHO AM I!!!!!


Look again...But I don't know who the fuck you are. Do you?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
fuck you adebisi!!!!

ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


No he's right man, I done some filthy shit on OZ but you're filthy.
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


Don't listen to them man, let's go get some tits and figure out how to whack the fag and the nigger!!!
skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
how the hell did the newbie get to be a mod again? what is he, a sometime mod? geez, get an itch and some puss they make ya a mod around here, who knew?



First member of the JWO!!!
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


Watch out white boy, I git ya in the kitchen and you're mine motherfucka!!!



This message was edited by ThusThen on 3-25-02 @ 3:50 PM
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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
At this rate, he'll be back to 9000 in no time... :D



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


Yo how come I gots to git smoked by some crazy white boy who lasted one episode?



This message was edited by ThusThen on 3-25-02 @ 3:52 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
This ThusThen character's a real dizzy motherfucker. Where's my pal GonzoStyle at?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


haha, ohh kenny, kenny, kenny. Sweet little kenny, oh how I've missed you kenny. I've missed your tight little ass, but this mothafucka still nasty.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I sense that too rookie, i sense it too :o



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Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


Adebisi you're fuckin dead, what the fuck are you doin here?
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


ADEBISIS LIVES!!!!



This message was edited by ThusThen on 3-25-02 @ 3:55 PM
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00


This whole party is seriously missing something....
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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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i'd like to congradulate ThusStlye, the new holder of the esteemed "most times gaining a moderator title on an opie & anthony message board" world record
that joke worked a lot better as a concept then as text...






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ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
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