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Banana_juice
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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girlfriends parents bad when they werent home. parents were very strict and came home as we were getting dressed. her father chased me around the house yelling that he was going to kill me. we were 15 at the time, and i was scared shitless. i had my bike with me, i jumped over it to get out of the house and i paid some of my friends to go get it for me, but unlucky for me, he had already started taking it apart piece by piece and throwing in the sidewalk.

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Wendy Woodfloor
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
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My friend had a shore house, so we all went down for the weekend... my bf and I were drunk, and wanted to go at it, so we both went in the bathroom... did the deed, and when we opened the door my friend was standing outside waiting... everyone else had left and it was kinda quiet... well, the look on his face definitely told us that we should have kept it a little quieter... i'm still living that one down...

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gonzo
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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Spit...were the two guys in the front seat of the Bronco named O and J? Oh nevermind.....(but then would the bj recipient have been A.C. Cowlings or Pedro Guererro? Christ I've gotta stop this...my brain hurts.....)

Kinkiest place I've had sex: under the covers in a motel room bed while my bandmate, a roadie, and the girl's 2 friends were hanging out talking on the other bed 5 feet away...it was one of those long, quiet, slow, agonizing f**ks that take forever..until she couldn't take anymore and started going a little nuts

Kinkiest place I've gotten a hummer:
1)back seat of car while my gf's friend was driving
2)bathroom of Siberia bar in NYC
3)walkway/alley near the Channel Club in Boston
4)bathroom of a club we play (no, I'm not saying which one)

...and those were NOT all with the same person (well, two of them were.....)

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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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Under the covers... lights off... missionary style.

It was fuckin' amazing!



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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Kinkiest place: White Sands National Monument, New Mexico..

Kinkiest situation: My parents were looking to buy a house.. While they were being shown through the house downstairs by the realtor, my gf and i were in the upstairs bathroom playing Hide the Salami...




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ClusterF
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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Fun with out of context quotes:

quote:

those were all with the same guy...


quote:

(and like GRK, these were with the same guy)

quote:

hehe
and yes as GRK and SF..they were all the same guy lol




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This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-14-01 @ 6:42 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:02 PM      
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Several years back, when my wife and I actually still banged each other, we took a fullsized conversion van out for a test drive. Well needless to say I liked the way it rode, but I had to see what it was like to get ridden on while in it. So we pulled into a Kmart parking lot, crawled back to the sofa seat and proceeded to take a staionary test drive.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Was the dealer guy with you in the van?

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Driving on the LIE one summer afternoon, I was recieving some of the best oral while behind the wheel, only to notice a Hampton's tour bus had been riding next to us for a couple of miles. The only thing I could do was wave and hit the gas.

In my apartment, talking to my friend about 5 feet away, my g/f started to blow me under the blankets. Everybody knew what was going on. And my friend had to wait because I was giving him directions home at the time...

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o&aswallow
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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The old lady probably would have liked that...lol. This took place back in Wisconsin where car dealers actually trust you to bring the vehichle back so they don't ride with you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
PVT.SNOWBALL
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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At a frat party at NJIT on a couch under a bunch of coats with I girl I didn't even know while tripping on acid as people partied around us.
That girl has been my wife for the last 12 years. I loved college.


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Mobyworm
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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On a swing in a school yard while in motion. Unfortunately it wasn't May-Kate or Ashley

Other white meat
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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iv received a few bjs on the front porch of a girls condo (day) 1 on the school bus when i was in hs

sex on a soccer feild (nite), a rest stop on the nj pkwy (day), a park parkinglot (day), parents water bed, brothers floor while he was sleeping, livingroom floor and couch (nite)

not all the same girl but did go out with all of them. im sure theres more but i cant remember right now




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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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-On stage in an empty theater

-In the bathroom of a train going to DC

-Under a blanket on the beach in broad daylight

-In a hotel closet at a friend's wedding

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posted on 03-16-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
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HMMMMMMMMM.......
Weirdest place was the walkin cooler at a bar I was working at...while we were "suppose" to be stocking the place!

My b/f and I were having an argument at a friends house and we went into the bathroom to talk...our friends would not leave us alone so we closed and locked the bathroom door....the next thing I know the clothes were coming off and we had sex onthe side of their big bathtub! It was the most AMAZING sex I have had! When we came out everyone knew what had happened......needless to say I forgot what the argument was about!


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This message was edited by Passion on 3-16-01 @ 9:03 AM
MonkeyMan
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Ormond Beach, Florida.. In some kids custom built tree fort over looking the ocean. It was one tight fit and funny as hell.

Brokenjaw
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posted on 03-16-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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On the fluf and fold table in a laundry mat In Cranford, It was like 11:30pm and about 5 other people in the place.Was very cool.

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ClusterF
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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dude.... was it that 24 hour one on North Ave? I almost got banged in there too!!!!!!


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BabyNicole
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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I'm making my first official post a good one.

The kinkiest place i've ever done it:


*In a high school baseball dugout in the middle of the day over the summer
*In my grandmas bed (she was sleeping on the couch in the other room and we didnt want to wait)
*On my basement steps with my entire extended family on the other side of the unlocked door

Kinkiest Place ever with a girl has to be either me and her were on my best guy friends bed while him and his bf got it on on the floor

Or when me and her fooled around on the parkway stopped in traffic next to a middle school bus filled with kids. We surely gave them a show!




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Matchbox20Money
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
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Well this isn't really "kinky", but it's kinda cool!

I once had HOT sex with my manager in his office. Skirt up around my waist, ass on the desk, papers all over the place. It was so unbelievable! I recommend office sex to anyone reading this! :)



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o&aswallow
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Matchbox20, Ready to move on from a manger to a director?? I can throw as much paper on the desk as you would like ;)


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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Matchbox...you have never seen my manager...you would change your mind in a heartbeat...LOL


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The Mrs.
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
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Hmmmm...In the back of a Jack & Jill ice cream delivery truck...froze my damn ass off....

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Brokenjaw
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
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quote:

dude.... was it that 24 hour one on North Ave? I almost got banged in there too!!!!!!



Yep Cluster thats the place. Its next to a dinner

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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On a cutting board, and in a baseball field dugout.
Currently, The Mrs, and I are planning to top the ice cream truck.

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