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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
...cat? Ok then here ya go:




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Beans Malone
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Nice cat but I thought we settled the post about the girl from Family Matters.


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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
HO HO! Thats a wacky one!

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen and my brother in Rage!

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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Wanna see a white dick?

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The more they stay the same.
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I'd still fuck it

Shit-storms are created in my wake!!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Kill a Kitten?


something witty will be here soon...


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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Kill a Kitten?



When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cuz from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you more if you kill a kitten
Flush it down the can, hit it with your hand,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its little T
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten
Kill a kitten (4x)
Kill....

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Me + You = Nightmare.

God Bless America!

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
here's one of mine




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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Austin, nice!

CRX, I guess you don't shave yours? ;)


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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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867-5309




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Honk! Honk! You suck.

mother shucker
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
That old gag........

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Waddle doodle

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BIV
TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 7:11 AM      
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SmashNGrab
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stone of Jordan SR&R Team		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
TW, That is f'in hilarious!!!

STAY OUT DA BUSHES
disgustip8ed
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
i thought it was supposed to look like this








If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..


This message was edited by disgustip8ed on 4-1-02 @ 12:41 PM
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
That black pussy is too furry. And I think something is inside looking out...


"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
RonRon5477
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01

Pick which caption you want for this one:
1) Black pussy but they're all pink on the inside.
2) Shaved pussy.


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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
That black pussy looks like it's about to be raped...



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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
That first one is so damn cute.




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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Nice looking pussies, people. I love pussy diversity.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
darthziggy
Isles fan for life		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Wow, didn't see that joke coming. What can you expect from a Flyers fan though?

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Wow, didn't see that joke coming. What can you expect from a Flyers fan though?

Not much I guess. I pray to God we get to play the Islanders in the playoffs.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Not much I guess. I pray to God we get to play the Islanders in the playoffs.

So do I. The Isles are 3-0 in Philly this year


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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darthziggy
Isles fan for life		posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
And the way things are going, you should pray that you hold onto the top spot in the Atlantic Division for now. Isles are right at the Flyers' heels.

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Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
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