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trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Why do women obey men?

a) Love (she loves him)
b) Money (he pays her)
c) Shoe Size (he MAKES her)


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
D) Because she is a dirty cunt who should do as she's told or get beat.





This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 4-10-02 @ 4:29 PM
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
E) Because he'll kill her


One more for the good guys!

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
F)'Cuz men have a penis and girls have a vagina.

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Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder
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Don't be a hater unless you really mean it, then it's O.K.

BIV
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
G) Two Black Eyes


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sundary March 30- CBS: Max Bickford, Analyze This...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and Order CI, SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Greg, X...ABC: 7- Ten Commandements...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Jamie, Jamie (R), Center, Center (R)...TBS: Switchback...ComedY: Police Academy 2...
(page messed up.. think it's something in your post-magoo)

This message was edited by Lord Magus on 4-1-02 @ 1:39 AM
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
H) To piss off frigid pseudo-feminists like you.


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Obey men?

:cartman voice: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA ..AHHA...AHHA...AAAAAAHHHH...That is so lame!:cartman voice:




Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
(Ikea.. sorry.. overlooked this one.. MILF.. LINE BREAKS!!!!-magoo)



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-11-02 @ 10:18 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I) What, and listen to Oprah instead?


I wish I were telepathic.
Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

(he MAKES her)



That's not fair. We all know it's not rape if she blinks twice.

okterrific23
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
z)Because it says so in the Bible.


Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

z)Because it says so in the Bible.


It also says you can't fuck before marriage or you'll burn in hell, but I don't see anyone dodging flames on this one.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

z)Because it says so in the Bible.



I think someone needs to go back to school and study the alphabet.

HsaWaknow
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
J) A and F
K) B, C, and E but not G
L) A, C, D, and sometimes J
M) all of the above



I did a gweat whaaaat?
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
If that's a question you're asking, the answer has to be J)


One more for the good guys!

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
N)'cuz she can't figure it out herself.

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Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder
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Don't be a hater unless you really mean it, then it's O.K.

BIV
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Q) Because Darwinian thoughts of male dominace were the only accepted ones prior to the Equal Rights Movement and even prior to Darwin himself.



Nothing to see here...move along now...
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
R?) to get to the other side




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Does this thread end when we run out of letters, or does it start on numbers? Lower-case maybe?

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Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder

BIV
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
S)Because if they dont they'll get the shit kicked out of them.


Master of the Cold....


This message was edited by Subzero316 on 4-1-02 @ 2:31 AM
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
T) Because if they dont they'll get the shit fucked out of them.



One more for the good guys!

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
U) Because of the shovel and lime in my trunk.


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

R?) to get to the other side

Very funny dude

V)Women obey men? I didn't know that was a rule! How come that never happens to me??? :mad:
W)Because lesbianism may be hot in porno, but in real life they just really need a man :cool:

darthziggy@opieanthony.com
Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
My Website
disgustip8ed
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
X) cuase if she doesn't, her sister will.





If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
X) men are from mars, women are from uranus.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Y)Cuz women can't drive, so they need us to bring them places.

darthziggy@opieanthony.com
Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
My Website


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