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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the Cup. He is shocked.He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the Best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas. "They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 4-3-02 @ 11:49 AM | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Seen it before, but it's still funny. But Amy, can't you try to clean it up so it takes up less space? Get rid of all the breaks :-p edit: another good one: The Perfect Husband There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife) H - "Hello?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" H - "Yes." W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" H - "What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." H - "What price did he quote you?" W - "Only $60,000..." H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..." H - "What?" W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and..I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, EnglishGarden, acre of park area, beachfront property." H - "How much are they asking?" W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover... H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?" W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" H - "Bye...I love you too..." The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website This message was edited by darthziggy on 4-2-02 @ 2:01 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | ok mod ziggy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | [Sarcasm][Sarcasm][Sarcasm]That has a nice ring to it :-D[/Sarcasm][/Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | So two of those sarcasms cancel each other out, because youre being sarcastic about being sarcastic, so the last one means that you really ARE being sarcastic? :confused: ---------------------------- I'm the midnight bomber who bombs at midnight! Bad is good, baby! Down with government! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | No SYNT, the triple-sarcasm was just to overemphasize the fact that I was being sarcastic. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | um ok lets start a Hey wnews girl thread and see if ippy comes back to yell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | What did I know? That was my first post! :-p It got your attention, didn't it? I think that put me on the "never ever ever being a mod" list for good, right off the bat. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | first chat thread in oa.com history ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Well, at least I'm good for something :) That sure was a lot of fun, I'm amazed I didn't get tooled on more than I did. Of course, I'm a tool anyway, so it doesn't really matter if other people point it out to me. :cool: darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah well no one was really mean back then my comedy show at fingerbangs house got rave reviews if i would to post that now as a newbie, id get shot multiple times ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Shot, hung, beaten, stabbed, and then probably murdered as well. You comedy shows were always the center of attention, either from people supporting you or people trying to get you to shut up. I don't even remember who was the first person to catch me on that thread, but I remember people reprinting my old e-mail address about a dozen times and saying "serious inquiries only people." Ah the good ol' days. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah and when i said your real name they got all freaked out saying real names wasnt heard of back then ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:05 PM | | |||
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| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Yeah I know what you mean about the real name - everyone busted on me for that too (what didn't they bust on me for in that first thread?) Now it's strange to see a person who doesn't call you Amy on the board, although most other people still use board names. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah people i dont even know call me amy, its kinda funny actually after seeing threads like this, you gotta wonder why im not a mod by now :-p ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Yeah I know, seems kinda strange. This is just another example of the fine material you and I bring to this board every time we log on. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | we should be awarded for the great posting we do I WANT A MEDAL!!!!!! hehe oh no, someone might whip out gonzo's "INANE THREAD OF THE DAY" plaque i dare someone to find that thing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 4-2-02 @ 3:25 PM | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | amy This message was edited by HyBriD on 4-2-02 @ 3:27 PM | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: What metal would you like? Iron? Aluminum? Copper? Or did you mean you want a MEDAL, college girl? EDIT -- Nice double edit, Hybrid... LMAO! :-D  I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad. This message was edited by Rookie on 4-2-02 @ 3:28 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | umm i dont know what youre talking about rookie, i have it spelled right ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | lol, yea. i dont wanna be called the official spell checker. :D | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: quote: Nice try. :-p I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah so i had to add "i dare someone to find that thing" i had an extra thought you are just trying to make me look bad ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I beat you all to it, I was the one who told her to change it in the first place, so ha! or something like that. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
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