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| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:53 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01  | I am sure we all have one of these. Basically a "You know you are from x if" type things. Here's mine since I am from Mass. I figure there must be at least one New Yorker and one New Jerseyite here. So post yours, and if we have any other state on the board jump in. You are from Massachusetts if... The person driving in front of you is going 70mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. The fact that Route 128 and I-95 are pretty much the same thing doesn't confuse you. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. You know that there are three Bulger brothers, and that they're all crooks. You know what they sell at a packie. You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Patriots would move to Hartford. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call. You can actually find your way around Boston. You know the curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools. You refer to the New York Yankees as the Devil's spawn, or something worse. You use colleges for landmarks when giving directions, i.e., Go past MIT until you hit Harvard. Take a right and go past Lesley. Keep going until you get to Tufts (actual directions). You believe Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever. You know that Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. You know The Beanpot is a hockey tournament, not a serving container. You have never been to Cheers. You can recognize a girl from Revere simply by her hair. You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs. You know that there is a bigger difference between Roxbury and West Roxbury than just a compass direction. You know the words "WICKED" and "GOOD" go together. You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime. You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's. You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one. You know what "Southie" is. And how it is different from the South End. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a big thank you. St. Patrick's Day is your favorite holiday. You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape". You cried when Boston Garden was torn down. You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day. (But who'd want to?) You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line. You know that P Town isn't the name of a new rap group. You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.  | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | im from jersey and um yeah i know because uhh well im from jersey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am from my mothers pussy and I do not have a forward to post sorry. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens Over The Limit This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 4-3-02 @ 10:03 AM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | but but but but but joey, weren't you created by god to replace superman??? --- oh yeah im from jersey and i hate the fucking red sox, thank you and good night ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: [dicevoice] And I'm from my dad's penis, originally. [/dice] Heh, gotta love Adventures of Ford Fairlane... Even if the quote was a little tweaked. =) I had to get the exact quote.... Amiable Tourist: Can you give us directions to Mann's Chinese Theatre? Ford Fairlane: Hey! Go back to Iowa! Amiable Tourist: We're from Wisconsin! Ford Fairlane: Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Now fuck off! This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 4-3-02 @ 10:09 AM | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: That must've hurt like a bitch during delivery. (personal edit: didn't see your edit about the movie before hand, but I just wanted to say what I said) darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | After reading that, I renounce my Massachusetts youth. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Hahaha Buttmunch is a Masshole! (wonderful new term I've discovered here at college) darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I represent [Sarcasm]STRONG ISLAND [/Sarcasm], where the girls are snobby JAPs and the boys are pretty boy guidos. Well, in Smithtown at least... Visit this Website | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Word yo, big ups to my Strong Island bitches representin'.  | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Jersey shore here. Close the the bombed out Asbury Park. I know I am from the Jersey Shore because I live close to the beach in Jersey. A/S/L  NONE ON US NEVER FORGET This message was edited by red rocket on 4-3-02 @ 12:13 PM | ||||
| O+A_Armyman | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Bergen County NJ here. Man this place sucks. I know im from NENJ becuase there are 4 malls in a 15 mile radius of my opium den and ive never bought a single thing in any of them. "We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Onoo standing right fucking next to him not 1 fucking bullet" Dennis Leary Proud grunt of the O+A army | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I'm originally from Manhattan, and I'm proud of it, cuz it's part of the greatest fucking city in the world! I don't need an explanation or support for being from NYC, just being from there is enough of a good thing. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | First I was from Yonkers, NY,but then I went to college and now I'm from Atlanta, GA. Braves, Falcons, Thrashers, and Hawks suck. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeaaaaaah middleSEX county in the HIZOUUUSEEEE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Will you be returning back to NYC any time soon, Darth? Visit this Website | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Unfortunately lab partner it doesn't look like that will be possible until after school finishes up, which is early next month :( our testing may have to be postponed slightly. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I'm from around the way... I walk with a switch and talk with street slang. Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop, once I get pumping its hard to make this bootie stop.   Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | private chat This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-5-02 @ 9:50 AM | ||||
| wtf | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | from MD. born & raised. up in NYC every couple of months for work  wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ | ||||
| SmOkInWeEd | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | jersey kid, Representin | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | i would post that "you know your from queens when..." but it sucked. i'm from northeast queens, so most of it made no sense to me.  | ||||
| Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Suffolk, Long Island. In the former summer vacation area known as Mastic Beach. Now its a breeding ground for cops who make chicks walk home naked. | ||||
| BongWater | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Riverdale in the boogie down.... Hey silera is it true you like to dance to the rap thing? and that you're sweet as brown sugar on a candied yam? | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You're a genuine New Jerseyan if you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx)or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 AM Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway." You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs,and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero." You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try . ..Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?). You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?" You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City." You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high. You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny. You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different." You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out- of-staters. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. Every year, you had at least one kid in your class named Tony. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries. You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. And finally...You've never pumped your own gas.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
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