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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-04-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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After months of hibernation, it's time to bring back your favorite thread...Faceman's inane thread of the day(depending on how things go)

Today topic...We all love cookies. From choclate chip, to oatmeal to whatever. So I ask you, What is your favorite cookie?

I love cookies. Different types and varieties, it doesn't really matter. But when I want to have what I think is the best, it's got to be Famous Amos chocolate chips with almonds. There is something about those cookies that can put me in a good mood, no matter what kind of day I'm having. I can down a half a box without even blinking. They are that good. Honorable mention goes to Nabisco Nilla Wafers. No other vanilla wafer will do, Nabisco does it right. So I ask you, what's your favorite cookie?



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Peek Freens.

Why?

Because Peek Freens are extraodinarily serious cookies. If you're a grown up or plan to be one, you'll know what I mean.



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
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I love Oreo's. Especially the chocolate covered ones. :-D


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NJopposition
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Nilla Wafers are the shit, i can eat a box in one sitting, theyre too addictive. An honorable mention has to go out to Vienna Fingers too...

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:01 PM      
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I'm a fan of the Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip cookie. Not the wacky M&M ones, not the "soft bake" - just the old school chocolate chip cookie. Anytime I'm pissed off or just have that chocolate craving, a handul of these bad boys and a cold glass of milk always make things better.

Oreos are good too, but sometimes that white filling gets to be a bit much - especially after 10 or so cookies.

Another fave - Archway Dutch Cocoa cookies - warm these up in a toaster oven for a minute and I defy you to find me a better all-chocolate cookie!

PS - Nice to see the Inanity make it's return Facey :-D


something witty will be here soon...


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Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience... 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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cookie:anyuser@sextracker.com/


yeah...wait...wha??? ...sorry wrong cookie

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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Oatmeal raisin.




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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
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CAMEO'S RULE


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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KeeKee
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Blue Chip Oatmeal Cookies mmm mmm good
and those little flower shaped butter cookies by nabisco...and Anesette toast

hummerjon
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
MALOMARS!!!!!!!-frozen
Little School Boys-the cookie not the boys-faggot


This message was edited by hummerjon on 4-4-02 @ 6:35 PM
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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The absolute best cookie, EVER is the Girl couts Samoa. My God I can kill a whole box and be like, what happened, I NEED MORE!!!




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HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
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warm soft chocolate chip cookies. nothing beats them.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
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wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
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homemade oatmeal rasin cookies
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
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-Oreo w/ milk. without milk, they eat ass.
-Oatmeal w/ nuts and w/o raisins


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Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Chips Ahoy used to make a chunky chocolate chip cookie covered in chocolate. Put them in the fridge for awhile..cold glass of milk....now Im starving!

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
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Peppridge Farm Milano. By far the bestest.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
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Homemade: Honey oatmeal raisin straight from the oven

Girl Scout category: Samoas, nuked just enough to start melting the caramel.




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WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:03 PM      
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sugar cookies all the way


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Squidward
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Nilla Wafers and E.L. Fudge are the best cookies.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Fuck you. I'm on a diet.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
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My favorite cookies are Nilla Wafers. I like to dunk them in milk, and then I wait until no more air bubbles rise to the surface so that they are just dripping with milk and then I put the whole cookie in my mouth and swallow it. They're fantastic.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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Though they have been long extinct for some reason, my favorite of all time has to be Giggles. I remember coming home from school, watching The Real Ghostbusters, and devouring those silly motherfuckers.

Whenever I felt bad, all I'd need to do was look at a Giggles cookie for a few minutes, and I'd feel better. Then I'd eat it.

Honroable mention to EL Fudge. I rmember using them as soccer players, using a grape as the ball. They taste pretty good too.

Bring back the giggles!!! :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) :-D :)




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Anus: Giggles were great! I'm with you on that.

Current favorite (difficult to find) Lemon Coolers
Lemon flavored; powdered sugar covered cookies. Whole box with a quart of milk that spent 23 minutes in the freezer prior to indulgence.

Girl Scout: Thin Mints. This time, both cookies & milk in freezer prior to dining.



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Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience... 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
My favorite cookies are Nilla Wafers. I like to dunk them in milk, and then I wait until no more air bubbles rise to the surface so that they are just dripping with milk and then I put the whole cookie in my mouth and swallow it. They're fantastic.


Goddamn.... she's even sexy when she's talking about cookies... i love it!

oh, and for real this time: IMHO, There is nothing like white chocolate / Macadamia nut cookies fresh out of the oven...

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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 04-05-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
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Homemade: Neiman Marcus chocolate chip cookies....the best! but I love those rainbow cookies with the three layers too.

Girl Scout Cookies: I was a freakin girl scout for 11 years so its a tie between Samoas and Thin Mints.

Store bought: Milk Chocolate Milanos....dipped in milk!


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio



This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 4-5-02 @ 12:19 AM


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