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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 3:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
So it's daylights saving time. Do you know what time it is, you dumb motherfuckers? No? Good. Now go fuck yourselves.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 3:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
diceisgod Posted on: 4-7-02 @ 3:11 AM:
quote:

So it's daylights saving time. Do you know what time it is, you dumb motherfuckers? No? Good. Now go fuck yourselves.


Hmmmm, seems that someone is a bit bored tonight. I guess DIG's got nothing better to do than to tell us to go fuck ourselves which leads me to wonder who the dumb motherfucker really is?
:-p


Tell me where it hurts

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 3:39 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hmmmm, seems that someone is a bit bored tonight. I guess DIG's got nothing better to do than to tell us to go fuck ourselves which leads me to wonder who the dumb motherfucker really is?

You should be ashamed of yourself for insinuating that my buddy Flock is a dumb mofo. But I guess you know him better than I do considering where his prick has been and everything.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
MrQuotes
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 3:39 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
fuck daylight savings time, robbing me of an hour of my life, and they give it back the shittiest time of the year.


See you space cowboy...

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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 3:45 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i want my hour back.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 4:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

You should be ashamed of yourself for insinuating that my buddy Flock is a dumb mofo. But I guess you know him better than I do considering where his prick has been and everything

Ashamed? Me? For what? All I did was point out the obvious, and it's got nothing to do with Flock.
:-p


Tell me where it hurts

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 4:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Do you know what time it is
Yes.
quote:

fuck daylight savings time
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Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 4:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
This shit sucks....Im fucking home...still sober...awake...my amigos are in the city...Im ROBBED of a fucking hour to drink. No car. By the time a cab comes...its too late. THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!Im still FUCKING AWAKE....I'll never make last call.........

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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 5:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Duuuuuh.....I need an extra hour in the day. Durrr......I'll set my clocks back so I can get it.

Whoever thought this up should be shot, and his body should be hung from a tree in a public place where the townsfolk can abuse his rotting corpse.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 6:11 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I found my hour floating in a puddle of urine.





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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 7:09 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Most peoples lives suck. Why bitch about lossing an hour. One hour closer to death, now that's a bonus!


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Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


IkeaBoy
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 7:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
even if it wasn't DLSTD it would still be 6:15 am, and I'd still be awake. and that seems wrong




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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
OK, so I'm the only one that likes getting home from work before dark?



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
If I were to hire a hooker and, just when my time were to start, DST hit would I have to pay for a second hour? Because, see, with my stamina paying for ONE hour is paying for 58 minutes too much....

I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.
Paper Boy
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I prefer to spring ahead, it's so much easier to advance the time one hour than it is to advance it 23 hours.

:rolleyes::):-D


LunaBabe
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
More daylight = more gooder. :-D


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Beans Malone
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Speaking of time I think these lyrics from the worlds greatest rock and roll band Chicago say it best...

"Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to die"





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Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I found my hour floating in a puddle of urine.





See what I mean....I ALWAYS miss the good stuff...dammit!!!!!!

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Subzero316
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

More daylight = more gooder.


you got that right Luna :)


Master of the Cold....
DoughBoy
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i'm tired, online, a little drunk, a lot bored, and in need of a shower quite badly. Now, you can go Fuck Yourself... Yeah fuck yousrelf, right propper!

FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This damn thing fucked me all up, I lost an hour of sleep that i'll never get back. Bastards.


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BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Albadabing
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posted on 04-07-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I would gladly give back that extra hour of daylight for 1 hour of sleep. Losing an hour of sleep sucks. :mad:

2 tired 2 give N F
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
You'll get your hour back in October so...quit your bitchin...




Nothing to see here...move along now...



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