The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board

Home | Search | FAQ

The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Help!

Displaying 1-18 of 18 messages in this thread.

Posted By	Discussion Topic: Help!
Danked Dankarella!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I'm trapped in this WOW sticker and I can't get out! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

darthziggy Isles fan for life	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:30 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	LMMFAO!!! Good one Danked. Hey, if anyone in charge is reading, the page links on the longer threads are a bit hard to read, yellow on light gray. Just something to keep in mind maybe, I'm sure you're not done yet. Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy! darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I feel so distressed and moody. I don't know what it is. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I laughed even before I got it. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:39 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Had to go through and change my sig, everyone might want to check your colors. Makes the smiles look much cooler. :) :( :-D ;) :-p :mad: :eek: :rolleyes: >:o :cool: :confused: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BIV

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	the board looks good in black,which is more gooder. :-D Master of the Cold....

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I was about to say this should be in the entertainment forum because I thought you were posting about the Beatles movie. :-D NONE ON US NEVER FORGET

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	The Goth faction (i.e. Magus and Hybrid) must be loving the new color scheme. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:44 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: I'm trapped in this WOW sticker and I can't get out! Have Chris Reeve detonate a nuclear device next to it. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	whoa.... Kramden.... now that's reverting.... nice!

darthziggy Isles fan for life	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	No, this is me in a WOW sticker: Help! I'm in a WOW sticker! How did I get into this WOW sticker? What an unusually large WOW sticker! Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy! darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	im going to hurt you danked. DANCE HAMMERMAN!! DANCE!!

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: the board looks good in black,which is more gooder Boy, if only Kid afrika was around here to see it. :-p :-D :rolleyes:

RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	AHHAHA! Hybrid is goth! :Bruer:"fagg-it":Bruer: :-p

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	Help! Lennon/McCartney (Help) I need somebody (Help) Not just anybody (Help) You know I need someone (Help) When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me And now my life hand changed in oh, so many ways My independence seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know that I just need you like I've never done before Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me, me, me, Oo Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hmm, Change bad, me no like um. E-Mail Me ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS This message was edited by Kingpin on 4-8-02 @ 4:30 PM

ClusterF@#$	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Boy, if only Kid afrika was around here to see it. Too bad that we wouldn't be able to see him if he was still here. He'd be camouflauged. Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Psssssst... Spread the word. HyBriD is the Dark Lord of Gothiness! He carries around a blacklight wherever he goes and wears black lipstick. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Displaying 1-18 of 18 messages in this thread.