See you space cowboy...

See you space cowboy...

I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip

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Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 133.

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If Borbs are better than Fribs, and Luns are worse than Jirts, Luns must be better than Fribs if Luns are better than Borbs.

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Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 69.

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 69 and below is considered to be "mentally retarded".

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And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

This message was edited by Disturbed on 4-8-02 @ 3:10 AM

:rolleyes::):-D

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Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 169.

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 161 and above is considered to be a "genius".

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Did norton ever give out the website that sells the shotgun toe trigger adapters? [Roll Eyes]

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You don't need that. Just use some twine. Stronger than string, less cumbersome than rope. Tie one end around your toe, and the other end around the trigger. Remember; One Shot.

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Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

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What no 1/2 bottle of Jack Daniels for this one?

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