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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OK, kids, I need some help.

I have somehow made a new penpal. Her name is Trickseeee. I don't know how to respond, basically because I don't speak whatever language this individual speaks.

So, I ask that you employ your strongest abilities in using teh sarcazm and help a nigga out.

What should I tell this lunatic?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Tell her you want to stuff assorted fruits in her ass.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
2 tired 2 give N F
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I don't quite understand. Are you trying to get rid of her?



Nothing to see here...move along now...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Am I trying to get rid of her????

Hmm, I don't know.

I think I'd like to have some fun first.

After all, I don't have to open her email.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
reply with one of those lovely links that people sometimes use here



First member of the JWO!!!
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:51 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Did you try asking OJ?


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Well, if you're trying to keep Dickseee-- er, Trickseee-- as a friend, then perhaps an MPEG video of your famous "Munch Trot" will do the trick.

Then again, if you're trying to get rid of her, just be yourself... that's how you alienated the rest of us. :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-02 @ 4:59 PM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Eat a dick, Brain. :-D




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Take her over your knee, then toss like you've never tossed before. Toss like a madman. Toss like the cure for cancer is between those cheeks!!!

...sorry, all the gay porn got me a little worked up.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm sorry Alkey.

Did you mean TOSS like this?






Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS




This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-8-02 @ 2:54 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm not helping you ever again!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Give her slash's email. She will never bother you again



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I don't speak whatever language this individual speaks.




UHMM i say Fuck thE CunT IF ya CAnt UnderstaNd her LinGo DiD yeW tri SyKo-jar jar BinkS TypEinG styLe .. EveRy1 understanDs The Syko LinGo er yewr just Not doOowN .....



Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01

I just wanted to know exactly how much pot do you smoke?
quote:



UHMM i say Fuck thE CunT IF ya CAnt UnderstaNd her LinGo DiD yeW tri SyKo-jar jar BinkS TypEinG styLe .. EveRy1 understanDs The Syko LinGo er yewr just Not doOowN .....


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I suggest you agree to meet her in a park. Drug her, beat her, fuck her and then bury her alive. Now that's fun.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I just wanted to know exactly how much pot do you smoke?


quote:

I suggest you agree to meet her in a park. Drug her, beat her, fuck her and then bury her alive. Now that's fun.


The two of you don't deserve to walk on the same grass as her.
But, for entertainment purposes, I'd watch her tear off your sacks and feed them to her dog.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

The two of you don't deserve to walk on the same grass as her.


I was talking about tricksee, stupid. Don't get me wrong though, I'd sTiLl FuCk sYkO.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
barch97
BBTB
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Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Than again, if you're trying to get rid of her, just be yourself... that's how you alienated the rest of us.
Hmmm...

I.Q. of 169 but, doesn't know when to use then instead of than?

Did you cheat or just lie about your score? :confused:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I was talking about tricksee, stupid. Don't get me wrong though, I'd sTiLl FuCk sYkO.


You don't deserve to walk in the same padded room as Trickseeee.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Butter


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Hmmm...

I.Q. of 169 but, doesn't know when to use then instead of than?

Duly noted.

Sometimes, the fingers don't "fing" as fast or as correctly as the mind needs them to. :-p

quote:

Butter

Nutter.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Shutter





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Flutter


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
putter

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
stutter



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as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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