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Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	next weekend mtv is doing a live show on sex, sti's, & AIDS. They have a quiz up to see how much you know about std's. one of my teachers is part of the panel for the live show so, i just figured i'd post the quiz. i got a 19/21. not too bad. i think it helped that we went over most of the stuff in class last week. Visit this Website }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	That wasn't too hard. Well, my IQ is above average ;) 19/21 also, Drusilla. 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series!!!

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I thought I knew all there was to know when I heard this: Some guy coated his member with cocaine thinking it would help him maintain an erection. Not only did he maintain that erection... for WEEKS, but he also lost blood circulation and feeling in it. It never went down, so the guy's doctor told him he'd need it removed or else his other limbs would become gangrenes. The guy refused, so weeks later he needed an arm, a leg, and three fingers on his other hand removed. Turned out that the cocaine somehow effected the circulation in his entire body. I tell you this as I type with two fingers. :-D "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	my 8th grade earth science teacher taught us this word: priapism : Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal. i have no idea why it even came up, but it's one of those things you never forget. EDIT: i thought i spelled it right, it was just a typo. i didn't check before i posted. my bad. }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself* This message was edited by Drusilla on 4-9-02 @ 11:33 PM

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	I got 16 quote: There are new drugs on the market that can cure AIDS. Answer: b) false Medication helps infected people stay healthier longer, but there is still no cure for AIDS. Can MTV ever get anything right?? I think my mask of sanity is about to slip

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	is that all it takes? }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	I got a 69. Weird... btw, its priApism. Spelling Police!!! [siren] WoooooooOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOoooooooohhhh[/siren] But seriously, that was MOSTLY easy stuff and guessing. 19/21. I got the 1 in 4 getting an STD wrong, after that I realized that that kind of question went for shock value, so go with the most depressing one. ---------------------------- I'm the midnight bomber who bombs at midnight! Bad is good, baby! Down with government! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Medication helps infected people stay healthier longer, but there is still no cure for AIDS. Bullshit! Heres the only cure you need... Oh and I got a 19 out of 21. Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail

Sir Okonkwo	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Bullshit! Heres the only cure you need... No, this works too... 18/21 Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n

Norton's Victim	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: i got a 19/21. God, I hope this doesn't mean 19/21 stds tested for. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 12:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: priapism : Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal. Buddy Hackett taught me that on Johnny Carson. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Turk408	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:29 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	16/21...yippee I'm in the drivers seat according to the boobs at MTV Priapism is also caused by a head or spinal injury(learned that in EMT school 1996) A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Head of the Class 16-21 points Nice work! If knowledge equals power, youâ€™re in the driverâ€™s seat. And we know youâ€™re using your smarts about sexual health where it counts: talking to your partner, making smart choices, choosing protection and being responsible. Arenâ€™t you? We thought so. it says "head" Visit this Website

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I got 19/21 too. I bet everyone with 19/21 missed the those two percentage questions.... Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail]

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 10:13 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	16-21 points damn i suck ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 10:15 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	i hate how they make it sound like you choose abstinence. 18/21 EDIT: That's the range of answers to give you a high score Amy, not your score itself "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Wedmesday April 10- CBS: 60 Min 2, Amazing Race 2, 48 Hours...NBC: Ed, Wing (R), Order...FOX: 80s Show, Grounded for Life, Bernie Mac (R), Greg the Bunny...ABC: My Wife and Kids (R), Lopez, Carey, THE JOB MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!! NEW EPISODE!!!!...UPN: Enterprise (R), Wolf Lake...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...COMEDY CENTRAL: 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, FINAL NEW SOUTH PARK UNTIL JULY!!!!, new INsomnia This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-10-02 @ 10:19 AM

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 10:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	18/21...i stink First member of the JWO!!!

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 12:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I got 19/21 too. I bet everyone with 19/21 missed the those two percentage questions.... exactly... i missed the question about how many kids are doing it & how many chicks are going to get pregnant. }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!	posted on 04-10-2002 @ 12:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	21/21 Woo Hoo...I think it's interesting that they everyone is saying that abstance is best now but the virgins are still a minority...If they had my friends maybe they'd not do it. I have a bunch of peopel I grew up with and 18 of them have had children before the age of 22. Nothing to see here...move along now...

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 04-11-2002 @ 12:17 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	You got 19 out of 21 correct. Head of the Class 16-21 points Nice work! If knowledge equals power, youâ€™re in the driverâ€™s seat. And we know youâ€™re using your smarts about sexual health where it counts: talking to your partner, making smart choices, choosing protection and being responsible. Arenâ€™t you? We thought so. ...uh, yeah...too bad I wasn't this smart when I was 16 Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

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