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Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-11-2002 @ 9:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: i have to do a 10 minute presentation for class, but i have no idea what to do it on. does anyone have any ideas? all ideas are wecome. it was due 2 weeks ago, and i need a topic asap. thanks. Do it on this message board. And as a closer, show 'em this thread. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 04-11-2002 @ 9:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	very funny :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-11-2002 @ 9:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	B.F. Skinner is the man behind the theory of Applied Behavioral Analysis. Today we teach children with autism and pervasive developmental disorders through ABA strategies. ABA involves studying behavior with signigicance to the participants involved. It focuses on positive reinforcement, data collection, and individualized or clinical teaching procedures. Check out my webpage for the basics of ABA. I used the guide on my web page during my presentation, along with actual samples and overheads. Visit this Website

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 04-11-2002 @ 11:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Or, you could talk in detail about the crack Committee's objectives. Email - AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 5:05 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: B.F. Skinner is the man behind the theory of Applied Behavioral Analysis. Today we teach children with autism and pervasive developmental disorders through ABA strategies. ABA involves studying behavior with signigicance to the participants involved. It focuses on positive reinforcement, data collection, and individualized or clinical teaching procedures. Check out my webpage for the basics of ABA. I used the guide on my web page during my presentation, along with actual samples and overheads. I'd rather watch paint dry. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 7:17 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I'd rather watch paint dry. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Skinner. Skinner Box. It's a maze, with a rat at one end, and cheese at the other end. If you put 2 rats in, you can bet on them. Much better than watching paint dry. cunt-twat, You could do 10 minutes easily on freedom vs. security. In light of 9-11, it's topical. I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray This message was edited by The Painter on 4-12-02 @ 7:26 AM

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Massage therapy? You could use me as your test subject. Quote of the Dayssssss - "If God hadn't intended for us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs" - David Daye

usagirl21	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:14 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01	Cunt-Twat, are you in college or highschool? In high school I gave a speech on "search for self". English teachers and those type love that stuff, since that's supposedly the meaning behind 2/3 of the books you're required to read. I started with examples from my childhood and key points until the current time. I got 110%, and it was easy since it was about me. If you're in college and this is for speech class, search for self will not work. I did a motivational speech my freshman year on the importance of practicing random kindness, and going the extra mile to help a stranger who may never even know who gave them the help (pseudo-altruism). I received an 'A'. But I feel strongly about this subject, and if you don't believe in it, then it probably won't work. You really could go with Slash's idea and give a speech on procrastination, but you'd have to actually give it. The irony of the speech would still work wonderfully, since you're already two weeks late. Typically when a teacher assigns a speech on any topic, that means they want to hear something interesting and personal. At least that's been my experience. ***************************** Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on If this board didn't exist, I might actually get one of my programs done. This message was edited by usagirl21 on 4-12-02 @ 9:25 AM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Why don't you make a little presentation on why it is NOT insane to go to Israel at this point in time? Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. TMS

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 10:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	ABA is the only proven scientifc method that works with children with autism and PDD. I find it interesting because I actually work with students with autism and other developmental disorders. Anyway, I do not feel like debating the pros and cons of ABA. When did it go and get all serious? Let's get back to talking about sex. That's A LOT more interesting then watching paint dry and the grass grow. ,!,, ( . . ) ,!,, Visit this Website

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 10:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: the pros and cons of ABA. Wasn't that what the movie Clockwork Orange was about? I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	bm, that's a good plan but i don't think i can give 10 mins on it, unless i get an arguemnet going. but it is for college, professional communications, he didn't give a specific topic to do, so that's why i cam asking you guys for help. :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Just step up to the podium, take off your shirt and talk for 10 minutes about your tits. I'd give you an A+ for that I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 6:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Just step up to the podium, take off your shirt and talk for 10 minutes about your tits. I'd give you an A+ for that I'd give her a C. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I'd give her a C. C cup? Nice!!! I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 04-12-2002 @ 10:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I'd give her a C. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C cup? Nice!!! Oh yeah, that too. I should have stuck with my original post of "I'd give her a C... a big, hard, hot C". *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:39 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd give her a C. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C cup? Nice!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yeah, that too. I should have stuck with my original post of "I'd give her a C... a big, hard, hot C". AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA very funny!! btw, they're a 34 C!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	So what did you end up doing the presentation on? Visit this Website

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 04-15-2002 @ 2:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Discussion Topic: advise...anyone? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

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