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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
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Douche?

Enquiring minds want to know


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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Ladies do you touch yourselves would have been a much hotter topic, but I guess this will do.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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What happened to originality, and creativity? This is lame.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
We all know the answer to that question Norton.

This one is a little more intriguing.


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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
No, I don't. I've heard that as long as you clean it well enough in the shower you'll be fine. Also, douching pushes bacteria into you that is trying to come out. Your natural juices should clean you well.



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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-12-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
No, I don't. I've heard that as long as you clean it well enough in the shower you'll be fine. Also, douching pushes bacteria into you that is trying to come out. Your natural juices should clean you well.

If you would have written just a few more lines I would have been able to complete. DAMN!!!

Anyway, I used to work at CVS like 4 years ago and the people that bought douches were like all old ladies. Kinda a gross thing for a 16 year old boy to have to watch on a daily basis.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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quote:
Ladies do you
No, ladies don't do me.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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quote:
Anyway, I used to work at CVS like 4 years ago and the people that bought douches were like all old ladies. Kinda a gross thing for a 16 year old boy to have to watch on a daily basis.

You had to watch them douche?

Hot!




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Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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It's safe to do it like once a month. So, didja get to see wrinkled pussah?


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av8er
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posted on 04-12-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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quote:
Your natural juices


Who thinks that's just too hot?...Show of hand please...







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Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
We all know the answer to that question
I don't know anything until I've seen it for myself.



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
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Ummm... er... trying to think of hubcap or gardening joke... trying.........




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red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
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go to the mall???


NONE ON US

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Squidward
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
your natural juices

quote:
Who thinks that's just too hot...Show of hand please...

:raises hand:

Sblueman
Don't blame me... it's alt.fan.don-n-mike's fault!
if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Your natural juices


I second that motion


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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:00 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Your natural juices


Heh heh, juices.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

THE BIV
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I don't know anything until I've seen it for myself.

Point made


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
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I don't douche, but I taste mine everyday.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
HsaWaknow
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Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
quote:
Show of hand






I did a gweat whaaaat?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I don't douche, but I taste mine everyday.
I don't douche, but I taste Silera's every day.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
AwesomeWhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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IM COMING SLOW
BUT SPEEDING




This message was edited by AwesomeWhackBagKid on 4-13-02 @ 10:34 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
uh...Yahoo?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
JackDan1974
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
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Ummm Pussy juices.... :-D






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