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Necrofiend	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:38 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes wereopened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	That sounds like a joke that has been circulating around for a while. But fake or not, that is fuckin' hilarious. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...*

IslesBaby I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	EWWWWWWWWW ;) Thanks to Austin for the pic

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:44 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Ikea smells fake report. Would sperm samples really be kept in open bowls? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Saturday April 12- CBS: 8- Angel, 48 Hours, District (R)...NBC: RainMan, SNL (???)...BET: 11- Purple Rian with Morris Day and the Times...FOX: Cops, Cops (R), AMW...ABC: Line (R), Line (R), Volcano...UPN: Body Slam...WB: Man of the House...VH1: 9- Bill and Ted's Excelent Adventure...TBS: 10- Major League This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-13-02 @ 10:45 PM

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	THEY THOUGHT THE SPERM WAS PUDDING!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	and why were they in individual safes? wouldnt they be in a few big coolers? AIM \| 3DW \| E-MAIL "There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Ok terrific! Insert Teh Funney Here...

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	VERY obvious joke people. You guys didn't really think that was real did you? This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 4-13-02 @ 11:02 PM

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	and Sperm Banks look very different from an actual bank. I mean SPerm Banks are in a laboratory. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	THEN THEY ATE THE BOWLS OF SPERM THINKING IT WAS PUDDING! AFTER ALL SPERM AND PUDDING TASTE THE SAME! RIGHT BARCH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	Hey DIG, maybe I'm crazy but I'm sensing a bit of sarcasm in your posts.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	nice try, but no, necrogalt My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	[sensed bit of sarcasm]THEN THEY GOT SICK!!!!!!! [/sensed bit of sarcasm] Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

MikieJ34 I really wish I could think of enough bad or annoying things to say so that I could make MikieJ34's Status longer than his posts, but I'm at a loss. Do any of you have any suggestions?? C'mon.. I could use the help.. I mean.. it's obvious this guy wants a long status the way he's complaining about long status's. Give a mod a hand here people!!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	If it said AP it has to be true. Right? MSN:MikieJ34 AIM:MikieJ341

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: If it said AP it has to be true. Right? TOG

IslesBaby I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	That is the funniest story that I have ever heard Thanks to Austin for the pic

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:18 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	It's not THAT funny... 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series!!!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:18 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	funny. ha. >:o HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!

Squidward	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:02 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	[Homer voice] heh heh, they ate sperm [Homer voice]

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:02 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Ok terrific! ill take a Ok terrific! over here too. Master of the Cold....

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:08 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	I smell something, yes..I do believe it's bullshit. :Sniff: Yes, definitely bullshit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BIV

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Would sperm samples really be kept in open bowls? Too many jokes... too tired to think... "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

onehung lo434	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 8:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: That is the funniest story that I have ever heard Don't get out much, Do Ya

zootybang	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	WARNING-WARNING- TEH FUNNY NOT DETECTED -WARNING God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

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