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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: How Many One Night Stands Have You Had?
MikieJ34
I really wish I could think of enough bad or annoying things to say so that I could make MikieJ34's Status longer than his posts, but I'm at a loss. Do any of you have any suggestions?? C'mon.. I could use the help.. I mean.. it's obvious this guy wants a long status the way he's complaining about long status's. Give a mod a hand here people!!
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I would like to see how many people will answer this. I have had 10. But some were good enough for a 2 night stand.

MSN:MikieJ34
AIM:MikieJ341
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Is that ten in dog lays? :-D


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

THE BIV

DanaDillon
See: Munchausen Syndrome Considering a status can only be so long, Fez would like to take this time to say how much of a TWAT Dana Dillon is. If you see her on the street, please throw eggs at her. Use as many bad words as possible. While on the board, please put this cunt through living hell. Thank you
Fez LOVES the Dana Dillon!11!1!
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee




This message was edited by DanaDillon on 4-13-02 @ 11:31 PM
DanaDillon
See: Munchausen Syndrome Considering a status can only be so long, Fez would like to take this time to say how much of a TWAT Dana Dillon is. If you see her on the street, please throw eggs at her. Use as many bad words as possible. While on the board, please put this cunt through living hell. Thank you
Fez LOVES the Dana Dillon!11!1!
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
1 Black.

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

1 Black.



was that the time you got raped??



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

kindredbabe
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee


Lent??? ;)


Thank You, Barch

Cops won't find your boy. You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw.

You wnat to find a Dunkin Donuts, you call a cop.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee



And which disease did he give you?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

was that the time you got raped??


I think I hear bells.
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee

He must have been really black if you had to tell us about it twice.

Your the hoe with the pay web site, right?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

THE BIV

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee

Strawberry?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

1 Black.
What are you playing roulette? do us all a favor and start playing the russian version!


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
1 or 2 or 1000




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Squidward
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Guess i had a couple. But I knew the girls ahead of time and didn't wake up with bedbugs.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee
What color were his socks?



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

1 Black.Back seat.Was a Yankee....
This message was edited by DanaDillon on 4-13-02 @ 11:31 PM


What I want to know is what part of this profound statement had to be edited? It obviously wasn't to put in some spaces.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THE BIV

The Seattle Mariners are now 9 and 3
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Just one, it was dark out, in the back seat of a car, and I was in full black face makeup,I told her I played for the Yankees.



SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What I want to know is what part of this profound statement had to be edited? It obviously wasn't to put in some spaces.

LMAO :-p




----------------------------
GO LIONS (I think) Let's not let the Crimson down.

Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Zip, zero, zilch.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Zip, zero, zilch.

Well, we can change that easily enough...

Just one question: what do you want for breakfast in the morning? :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Zip, zero


Stingy wit dinero, might ice ya wrist, but that's about it...





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IslesBaby
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
0 and I will never have one



Thanks to Austin for the pic

"It's all in the way we know that we could have it all"


Lets Go Islanders


E-mail me!

Hey, IslesBaby!!!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
0


Visit this Website

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

0 and I will never have one


Don't be so down on yourself. I'm sure somebody will throw ya a bang one of these days.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IslesBaby
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Im not worried about getting a banging I just dont want a one night stand



Thanks to Austin for the pic

"It's all in the way we know that we could have it all"


Lets Go Islanders


E-mail me!

Hey, IslesBaby!!!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Im not worried about getting a banging I just dont want a one night stand



ditto



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

ditto


ghetto






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


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