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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I was thinking. Do you know how pro-lifers kill doctors and nurses that perform abortions by blowing up clinics and what not? Well, how about if we kill doctors and nurses that assist in the birth of minorities and stupid people?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Sure, and your first on the list.


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THE BIV
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
Sure, and your first on the list.


Dr. DIG?

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
But I'm not a doctor or a nurse.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
But I'm not a doctor or a nurse.


True, but the doctors and nurses already caused the damage where you are concerned. I call it a retroactive abortion. :-D


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THE BIV
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
I call it a retroactive abortion.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's another. You place a cannon on a swivel in the middle of a stadium full of people. You spin the cannon around and when it stops it fires. There can also be some snipers scattered through out the stadium indiscriminately picking people off. The last hundred people left alive get some money or a t-shirt or something.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Aren't people (or mice) that work in ACME laboratories and their goals are to tak over the world considered Doctors? Brain, I'm a' kill you!




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Squidward
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
poop

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Get the obituaries from the paper. Call them up and ask for the person that died. When they tell you that the person is dead, tell them that you'll try to get a hold of him/her later.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
ClusterF@#$
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Go to a Burger King drive through, order a big mac, chicken mcnuggets, filet-o-fish, and ask to use the mc bathroom. Ask if you can get them all supersized, including the mc bathroom. And then call the woman who took your order a McWhorebag.


Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
McWhorebag
I don't know why, but I find this fucking hysterical!!


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This message was edited by goatweed on 4-15-02 @ 8:37 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Go to a flea market carrying a big sign that says, "I hate Trashpickers." Then pull your dick out and put a price tag on it.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-15-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Small children are like little retards. Small children that are retarded are even more funny.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire



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