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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:38 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | A little background first. I got set up on a college prom date from a friend of mine who was good friends with this girl. She had just broken up with her boyfriend and has asked my friend to ask me to her senior college prom. I met her at the bar before hand and she was cute and thin. So I said yeah. Everything was paid for and a friend of mine gave me his father's tuxedo, so I did not have to pay for anything. My RA at the time, knew her and said she was a practicing witch. I did not believe him. Figured I would just go have fun. Hang out with friends and bang her when I get back. When I went back to her place, everything was in black with devil stuff everywhere. I was freaked out a little bit. Well to cut the story short, I went down on her and her snatch smelled so bad. Being I was only 19 at the time and did not really care, and the lights were off, I just held my nose like a good little trooper and went to town on her. Of course than I had sex with her without a condom. I passed out but woke up soon after and left without saying goodbye. The next day I talked to my RA who I hung out with at the prom and he was telling me how when she was a freshman and sophomore she was banging big black guys. Of course than I was worried about STD's. No wonmder why it felt like I was fucking the grand canyon  This message was edited by TeenWeek on 4-15-02 @ 10:06 AM | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Is that off the AP wire?
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions. | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Oops.. double post. Apologizeah! Anyway since I'm taking up the real estate, I might as well tell mine..... there was this girl I used to know in high school in All state orchestra. Back then she was a hell of a snob, barely gave me the time of day, but she was hot and it didn't stop me from wanting her. Long story short, five years later I became friendly with a girl from work who knew the aforementioned girl... she grew up with her. Somehow we got to talking about this girl, and my friend arranged it so that we all hung out together one night. Next thing you know, I'm kind of seeing this girl.... going out on dates, making out etc. I finally one night am able to coerce her into giving me head, and MY GOD!!! it was the WORST blow job I've ever had. There is NOTHING worse than the feeling of teeth grating on your knob. As soon as it was over... I kicked her out, and never saw her again. I think my motive was to get back at her for being a bitch to me in high school.... and even though it hurt, I got my gratification (in more ways than one) heh heh. I'm such a dog.
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions. This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 4-15-02 @ 10:12 AM | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | HA HA! TeenWeek gets schwoogies' sloppy seconds.  This message was edited by diceisgod on 4-15-02 @ 10:10 AM | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The worst experience I ever had was a girl I dated for a total of 9 months. She was friends with a girlfriend who was dating my friend (never get involved in a relationship like this, by the way - it leads to nothing but problems). Anyway, I was 22 and she was 29. Older woman, you would think that's a score - but no. She had only been in one serious relationship before me, and hadn't really "gotten around" if you know what I mean. To make a long story short, sex with her was like going to work. She was terribly shy about her body, and giving me a hummer was "experimentation" by her standards. Missionary was the only way she felt comfortable doing it, and at times I felt I would get a better response out of a pillow that I got out of her. I honestly tried to work with her, open her up to things, etc. but as I said it became more and more like a volunteer job. Second runner up was a girl I was dating that always used teeth at the worst time during a hummer (not that theres a good time). One time I swear she broke skin. Ladies - more tongue/lips, less teeth!!  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i never really had a bad experience i guess my first time wasnt the best but it wasnt the worst or anything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I think my worst sexual experience would be the time I got a hand cramp while jerking off....fucker hurt like hell! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Here's mine. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | YOU WHORE!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | So this one night, I'm fucking alkey in the ear...what???? I'm allowed to share too, fucking tools And now I feel like I'm alive I don't know how I got so low These voices in my mind Tell my it's killing time It is a thrill I can't describe | ||||
| ItsMindy | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | The second time i ever had sex the guy only lasted 4 seconds... im not kidding!!! That was worse than my first time!!! Fat chicks try harder!!! | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 5:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Saw myself posting here as I plowed my girl from behind. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| crack hitler If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me. Unofficail Ambassador of WOW | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | i don't think i have ever had a truely bad experience. i have had that premature thing happen a few times, but luckily i was with a cool girls both times, so they didn't mind, besides 20 mins later i plowed the hell out of them so it all turned out all right. :-D I love the Amy | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 6:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Actually Ames, you've never really had a GOOD experience, so you have nothing for comparison. Once you have Earth shattering, room rocking sex, you will understand how pathetic sex can be....lol  AIM This message was edited by slackjaw on 4-15-02 @ 6:52 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | would you like to show me how its done blue eyes? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 7:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Quote the warrior. All bow down! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! | ||||
| diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 7:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Nothing like peeping parents to ruin the night... Anyways...I was seeing this girl for about 3 weeks and finally after a party she invited me upstairs to "talk"... knowing her parents were home, I didnt want to go to far, but she eventually convinced that he parents wouldnt care. After a long night of fucking, i went home and came back for dinner the next day. At the table, we talk about the usual until the smartass dad throws a "hey, from what i heard you guys must have had great sex last night". I politely excused myself and made up some dumb reason for leaving and i never came back afterwards. I think the dad was going to serve me a 12 gauge for desert.  "Get busy living or get busy dying." | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 8:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i want to change mine... the worst ive had is this 7/8 month dry spell ive been going through, its far worse than any horrible sex all you people have went through ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I happen to be one of the chosen few, so even the worst sex I ever had made me cum. I guess the worst was with this guy who was amzing at oral, so I kind of assumed he'd be good at the sex too, but when he got on top of me, he just layed there and didn't move. So I knew I needed to take charge of the situation. I got on top of him and started doing my thing, and he actually told me to slow down! Oh well, like I said, I still O'ed, but it wasn't that good.quote: I told you I was flattered by it, it makes me feel like you enjoyed it that much more. quote: mmmmmm, yeah you did. :-D  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| KaMoB | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | By far the worst experience has to be the time when my girlfriend was giving me head. It started out great until I started pushing her head down trying to make her deep throat it. Well eventually it went down but only for a second before she started throwing up all over my package. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:So what was the bad part?  | ||||
| Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!! | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Well, when I was 19 years old, I was between boyfriends. I've always had plenty of male friends, one of which I kept as a fuck buddy when I was between boyfriends. Anyway, after getting out of this horrible relationship, I had decided to make this one friend my fuck buddy for a while, which he was cool with. Except, he had a penis that was only 3 inches hard. Yeah, you can imagine what it was like to have to fake that just to get it over with. Well, the worst part is that when it was all over, he asked: "So how was I?" Shit! This guy was my friend and I didn't want to lie to save his feelings and pride, but I didn't want to hurt him. So, I told him he was OK, then just avoided any situation that might have led to sex again. I never did tell him the truth... Joey Searching to find a love up on a higher level | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 6:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote:Was it the rotisserie, or one in the back and one in the front?  ---------------------------- GO LIONS (I think) Let's not let the Crimson down. Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| theinsectsgotme | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | 4 seconds. I want his manual. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | i don't want to talk about it, but it was bad | ||||
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