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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Sucking Dick Tips | ||||
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| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:52 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02  | she's addicted to suck a good dick Visit this Website | ||||
| Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!! | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | I had a friend once tell me that she really didn't enjoy giving head. I told her that was a crazy taboo put in her head by her mother and teachers! Blow jobs are a lot of fun, I told her. She wanted to know how to give them right, because, maybe if she knew she was doing it right, she would enjoy it more. Oh, dear, I said. The first rule in giving good head is that you MUST enjoy it. You must be getting something out of the experience, too. She looked at me like I was crazy. All right, sure a big dick shoved in the back of your throat is probably not the most comfortable feeling in the world. However, you have a perfect opportunity to get pleasure by making someone else feel good...you have to get into it. Stroke it, lick it, play with it...really. The more you like it, the better it is...for both of you. (This goes for guys who feel a little iffy about munchin' too -- you MUST enjoy it, too). Joey Searching to find a love up on a higher level | ||||
| Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: [Sarcasm]Isn't that just like a woman[/Sarcasm] | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | (Leon Phelps voice) Ladies Ladies Ladies....since you all claim to be such experts and conosuers of such an important and delicate topic I would like to volunteer my services to see how well you perform in said area....yeah! Well....I must be moving along now..you all know how to get in touch with the Ladies Man...yeah! (Leon Phelps voice) Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? Linda Barrett: A quart or so.   | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: It's very comfortable, you just have to angle your head correctly so that you can breathe.  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! And now I feel like I'm alive I don't know how I got so low These voices in my mind Tell my it's killing time It is a thrill I can't describe | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Face I looked at the whole thread didnt see that posted until your post. You just roooiinned it for me :mad:  | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | It's Official! The ladies should learn from silera :-D | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Head I remember when I met u, baby U were on you're way to be wed U were such a sexy thing I loved the way you walked The things you said And I was so non-chalant I didn't want you to be mis-led But I've gotta have u, baby I got to have you in my bed And you said "But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be wed But you're such a hunk So full of spunk, I'll give you Head Til you're burning up Head Til you get enough Head Til you're love is red Head Love you til you're dead U know you're good, girl I think you like to go down U wouldn't have stopped But I, I came on your wedding gown And you said, "I must confess, I wanna get undressed and go to bed." With that I jammed, you fool, U married me instead Now morning, noon, and night I give u Head Til you're burning up Head Til you get enough Head Til you're love is red Head Love you til you're dead Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Head, Head, Head, oh, Head, oh Head Till you're burning up Head Til you get enough Head Til your love is red Head Love you til you're dead Head, Head, Head (Ooh, baby, no) Head, Head Ooh, Head Head (U said I could) Head Head  | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | quote:-Dice Clay Never quote Dice without a footnote or bibliographical information. Next time it happens, you'll be hearing from an attorney.  | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush it, and before you know it .. SPLASH! So fellows, next time they try to tell a lie That they never suck a dick punch the bitch in the eye And then the ho' will fall to the ground Then you'll open up her mouth - Put your dick in and move the shit around And she'll catch on and start doin' it on de raw Actin' like she's tryin' to suck a meet off a chicken bone And then she won't let go Because bitches suck nutt out of a dick just like draino Visit this Website | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Just how many male members are here? "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: but sometimes they like that  | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No, no they don't. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | oh, that must be only when you're into s & m. i guess that's just me. This message was edited by Drusilla on 4-17-02 @ 12:29 AM | ||||
| crack hitler If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me. Unofficail Ambassador of WOW | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 8:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote:yes, you are the only one who likes teeth on their penis. and speaking of which, you have a penis? where do you hide it?, is it tucked under those lovely boobs of yours? :confused:  I love the Amy | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | actaully to my friends, it's a giant cock. i hide it very well don't i? thank you by the way. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | well if we're going to bring cock into this my cock needs to get sucked who's first ladies?  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Damn...anyone else get a chubby? Amy???? Quote of the Dayssssss - "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman  | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I actually had a guy ask me, right in the middle of it all, to bite him, I looked up like he was crazy.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Just Don't Bite It - N.W.A. Homeboy : godamn, now lick my balls, oh shit. Bitch : You like that? Homeboy : Put 'em off Bitch : It's good? Homeboy : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit! Narrator : Has this ever happend to you? Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick? Does she know how to suck a dick? Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick". Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush it, and before you know it .. SPLASH! Eazy E : It goes one for the treble, two for the bass, She got nut all over her face Kick kick it ... Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow As I produce and illustrate you to a ho' Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe She's a hype to get you on the late flight But back in school she was a cutie, yo Then after graduation started givin' up the booty In school, stuck her head in a feather Every time I asked her what's the time It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin' I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz knuckle-heads and all dirty And she's givin' pimp by a nigga that's 30 I saw her hangin' in the alley Raggin' to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley All by herself, doin' on the whole strole Commin' back home late night with the bankrob You know a bitch like that makes me sick, But I've heard that she sucks a good dick Chorus : It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it "What do you want me to do with it?" Don't matter just don't bite it She swallowed it [yeaahh..] At a high school dance - Me and the niggaz bailed in I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan, So sexy, thought she was all that She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz On the streets she's a late night feature Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another bleacher She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her There was'nt a nigga on the block Late at night not gettin' done So she begged me not to tell a soul Then I said of course cuz my dick you it's harder than a telepole Then again it don't concern me Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me And then I might have to shoot de ho' I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know But to prevent from gettin' sick - I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick Chorus : It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it But does she suck a good dick? Don't matter just don't bite it She swallowed it [yeaahh..] Now I was at a club on a late late sunday Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day monday Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood She went to church every week so now I locked her She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin' And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin' Yo, but now I got to dawn, see Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker I already got my plans - Just while I'm a take her to a room But yo I mean a rest room And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom So I grabbed her hand and she's with it Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick And see for myself if she sucks a good dick .. Chorus : It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it "What do you want me to do with it?" Don't matter just don't bite it Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it It's the world's biggest dick Don't matter just don't bite it But does she suck a good dick? Don't matter just don't bite it She swallowed it "So there you have it - a job well done, but for now let me get back to what I was doing" She swallowed it .. She swallowed it .. Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy suck this diiiiiick oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy .. Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick, Then I want you to suck Yella dick You already sucked Ren's dick .. YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING! Just suck my dick bitch | ||||
| Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: Unacceptable.......NEXT! And Dru...you're correct quote:...but an ever so gentle grazing of the flesh, not a Tyson bite. Oh, BTW Ants, thank you for allowing me to reminisce by posting those lovely lyrics.  Where's your Milf mustache? ;) | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | rape - did you sneak off with my boyfriend the other night when i was talking to alkey? | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:so, i guess it's true, having kids does stretch you out. 7 is more than enough for me, in fact, my cervix would be happy with 6 :-D  need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
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