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| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:29 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | Well....now I and a few hundred co-workers are being held hostage in our office by thousands of swarming bees that have so far injured 3 today and blocked off all entrances & exits. The are crawling on the windows and looking at us as we work. At this time, we know of no demands they may have except they want us all dead. Pray for me.  State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | do they have encephilitis? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | there was this one guy back in high school who was really allergic to bees. He'd carry insulin with him in his backpack. One day, during the spring - he went out and walked into the trees only to be surrounded by bees. next thing you know he's screaming and ............... WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............................  As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say? | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Yes. And I beleive they are putting cancerous live wires around our cars in the lot!! State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | may the force be with you... | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Last time I fucked with bees I got stung right under my eye. That fucking burned. And it swelled up for a few days. | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Bees suck! I need a cigarette!!! Security won't let outside. I always have a smoke before O&A. State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| AwesomeWhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | bees are not awesome The time is short, time, that's all right | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | RottenV: You were fucking with bees?? I know in a prior post you said you'd fuck anything with a hole and I am not that familiar with a bee's anatomy...well...you see where I'm going with this.... :-D State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | They're not africanized bees mating with the superbees grown in Canada because of the glut in the honey market, are they? Can you get to a super strawberry to defend yourself against them? "That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President." -President George W. Bush, 9/11/01 | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called "Love" Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky And a girl and a guy And the way they could kiss On a night like this When I look into your big brown eyes It's so very plain to see That it's time you learned about the facts of life Starting from A to Z Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called "Love" (Yeah!) When I look into your big brown eyes It's so very plain to see That it's time you learned about the facts of life Starting from A to Z Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called "Love" Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees 'Bout the birds (fade) And the bees  | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Nope, no super strawberry. What about NJ Strawberry? Would that help? Between bitching about how hot it is, bitching about not winning the lottery & bitching about the flying terrorists holding us hostage, everyone I work with will be all bitched out by 4PM. Thank God! No one has gotten anything done all afternoon. I wonder if I could get away with screwing my boss & claiming I thought we were all gonna die today (she is kinda hot, after all) State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Whoa, that's crazy. good luck getting home :-D | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 6:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 |  | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote:Nah, she went to the mall today with Rashaniqua.  ---------------------------- GO LIONS (I think) Let's not let the Crimson down. Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| AlterEgoManiac | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 7:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | [Kevin Meaney]That's not right. You're like a crazy person.[/Kevin Meaney] Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste. If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar. | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I thought seeing the name AIMP made me squeemish (sp) AND THEN that picture loaded! Once the cloud of bees moved around the corner of the building, the crowd of horrified watchers moved to see what was going on. The bees were now walking on the windows - we could all hear the whirring of their wings like a giant weedwacker. It was like horror flick but as far as I know, they dispersed around 4PM and we all made it out ok. Just another day at the office. State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:That old gag. quote:[Jack Tor S] I received a potato in the fucking eye. [/Jack Tor S] "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
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