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TeenWeek
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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What did God say when another black baby was born?
OOPS! Burnt another one.

What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

What do u call two black guys laying down on the street?
Skid marks

What do u call a school bus full of black kids?
A rotten banana

What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
Twix.

Why do racists carry chainsaws?
Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga


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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
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shit eventually turns white

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Skeet Slambone
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
black jokes? are there any? I'm sure you mean "martian" jokes.

How do you keep a martain from robbing your house?
---Put a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window.

why can't ray charles read?
---because he's a martian

what do you call three old martians in a shed?
---used farm equipment

What do you call a martian in a suit
--- The Defendant

what would you call the flintstones if they were black?
--- martians






amazingcono
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What do a black guy and an apple have in common?
they both look good hanging from trees

What did the elephant say to the naked Jamacian?
Yea, but can you pick up peanuts w/ it?

Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Someone came to his door dressed as a job

"It's not rape if they blink twice for yes!" J. Norton

This message was edited by amazingcono on 4-18-02 @ 3:01 PM
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Why are aspirin white?

So they work.



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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
My buddy James told me these ones
What do you call a Black Doctor?.................................
A nigger.
What do you call a black Scientist?
A nigger.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
What do you call a black rocket scientist?
A martian


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

LET'S GO FLYERS LET'S GO FLYERS!
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartendar asks where did you get that, the parrot answers africa there's a million of them there.

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Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
***DISCLAIMER***
The following jokes are offensive, and do not represent the opinions, thoughts or views of the poster.
***DISCLAIMER***

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Rookie
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Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
One more...

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger." :-D



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

amazingcono
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Just thought of another one:

A white guy and a black guy go jogging into a tunnel at the same time. Who comes out first?

The white guy, the black guy had to stop and write "motherfucker" on the wall


How does a black guy get in to a good, honest business?
Through the skylight

"It's not rape if they blink twice for yes!" J. Norton
Beans Malone
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I have a sense of humor, I can deal with black jokes when I know that they are for humor, but when they start to get out of control, they
become racist.
Edit: Removing my joke..till I think of a better one.

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This message was edited by Beans Malone on 4-19-02 @ 5:16 PM
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit

Why are Black People like Jelly Beans?
Everyone hates the black ones




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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I think this thread needs a five swastika rating.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
5 burning crosses would be better.

Skeet Slambone
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I think the 5 hanged martians would be better.

TFEC
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What's the difference between a pizza and a neeegro?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many cops does it take to push a neeeegro down a flight of stairs?

None. He fell.

Why aren't there any spics on star trek?

They ain't gonna work in the 24th century either.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven.:D

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alxelgr8
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...including this status.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/

is that offensive enough...




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scmods
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
What's pink & purple and runs around my basement?

My martian & I can paint him any color I want.







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Patrick Bateman
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
What did Jesus say to the black people?

Don't do anything until I get back.

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to the store without Robin.

©Muhammad Ali, 2002




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2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


krahzee
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I'm not racist but......


What do you call 3 mexicans, 1 Asian, & 4 Isrealis?

A sprinkler

Spic, Spic, Spic, Chink, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

On March 3, 1991, four Los Angeles police officers beat and arrested Rodney Glen King while some twenty others stood by and did nothing. George Holiday captured the beating on videotape from his apartment house across the street and delivered the tape to a local television station on March 4. The tape was broadcast around the world, galvanizing international attention on police brutality in Los Angeles.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney dismissed all charges against King four days later. On March 15, four Los Angeles police officers -- Sergeant Stacey Koon and Officers Laurence Powell, Timothy Wind and Theodore Briseno -- were charged in state court with felony assault and related charges arising from the King beating. The four remained free on bail pending trial. Police chief Daryl Gates fired probationary officer Timothy Wind and suspended without pay the other three officers who were criminally charged in the King beating. A grand jury refused to indict seventeen other officers who stood by.
In response to the King beating, Mayor Tom Bradley appointed Warren Christopher to head the Independent Commission on the Los Angeles Police Department (the "Christopher Commission") to investigate the Los Angeles Police Department. The Commission issued its Report three months later, documenting the systematic use of excessive force and racial harassment in the LAPD. Police abuse reflected not just a problem with individual deputies, but management problems caused by the lack of supervision, discipline and accountability. The Report also condemned the organizational culture of the LAPD, which emphasized crime control over crime prevention and created a siege mentality that isolated the police from the people. Among the Report's chief recommendations were a call for community policing and the resignation of police chief Daryl Gates.
Superior Court Judge Stanley Weisberg ordered the trial of the four officers charged in the King beating moved to conservative and predominantly Anglo Simi Valley in November 1991. On April 29, 1992, the Simi Valley jury found the four police officers not guilty of committing any crimes against Rodney King, except that the jury hung on one count of excessive force against Officer Laurence Powell. The judge declared a mistrial on that count.




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Why have neo-nazis adopted "curbing" as the preferred method of killing niggers?

Because it's the only way to curb their behavior.



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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Where is the best place to hide a niggers welfare check so he can't find it?

Under his work boots.


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