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pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 04-19-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I leave on June 3, my 18th birthday. I enlisted for six years. Anybody care to offer some kind words, or tool on me unmercifully for my decision?








if i had my way, you'd take a snipers bullet through your cranium.unfortunately your too thick headed and it would ruin the bullet!! :-D






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.

This message was edited by pantee man on 4-19-02 @ 12:43 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 04-19-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Thank you for fighting for my freedom.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I wish I lived near some of the board members. I wanna have some kind of party or get-together with some people before I go, and I prefer to hang out with people who I have something in common with.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good Luck, never puss out, ever, and don't steal peoples names :-D.




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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I didn't know you existed. I used my old name for my MSN messenger, and I just entered it here. When I was made aware of your presence, I changed my name immediately.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-19-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Kingpin02 is soooo much cooler than Kingpin :-d



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Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I have a question for anyone who has served in the Army.

How possible is it for me to bring, and keep, a small, cheapy radio without it being stolen? Are the standard lockers secure enough, or does it depend on the lock you put on it?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Godspeed and thanks for taking one for the team.
Try not to be to tough on your Grandma. She probably means well, but old people can't help being crabby.
Be well, stay safe :)



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
My grandmother has been a grouchy, controlling bitch all her life. The only reason my grandfather didn't leave her and take my dad, aunt, and uncle with him is because of the stereotypes against single fathers back in the past.

She's still not gonna know a damn thing until I'm out the door, and on a bus to Fort Jackson, South Carolina.


Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Good luck Ego, and remember:pot stays in your system too long, don't risk it. Acid and X are out in 3 days, that is the safe way to go. I know many, many ex-military types that say the acid got them through their 3rd and 4th year. If you are so inclined, this is valuable advice.

Once again-DON'T RISK THE POT. Just not worth it in the military. I'll smoke one for ya.

Thanx for being braver than I am. :-D


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 14 and 4.
jumper
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I wish you the best of luck & come back home safe.


Thanks to Austin for the sig.
zootybang
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 12:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You're only a tool for joining the ARMY instead of the Navy! What the hell were you thinking?
In all seriousness, good luck. I did 5 years In the military, and It really isn't as bad as people seem to think. It was like a 5 year keg party for me........now that I think about It....why the fuck did I ever get out?
Just remember to keep your head down and your mouth shut and you'll fly through It.


God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

GAGOOTZ
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
You're only a tool for joining the ARMY instead of the Navy! What the hell were you thinking?

I think he was thinking he wants to keep his asshole cock-free :-p

But in all seriousness it's good to see more people joining the Military. I am in the Marine Corps stationed down here in Camp Lejeune, N.C. Hey man not to bust on the other services, I was gonna join the Army for like ever, then I looked at what the Corps offered and it was soo much more rewarding. I know a guy who was an Army Ranger for 7 years, a Staff Sergeant (E-6) and all, he got out and joined the Marine Corps, back down to PFC (E-2). Hey man throw me an E-Mail at E-Mail Me and I'll tell you more. Godspeed bro

P.S. 6 years huh? Don't tell me you went Reserves.....



"Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!!!" "It's Gods job to forgive Osama Bin Laden, It's the Marine Corps job to arrange the meeting!!"




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This message was edited by GAGOOTZ on 4-21-02 @ 7:10 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 04-21-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Q: Ya know why they put marines on ships?

A: So the sailors will someone to dance with. :-D

*Edit: Check that out... The barch just made fun of both zootybang & GAGOOTZ in ONE joke. Now, tell me I ain't teh funney. :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.


This message was edited by barch97 on 4-21-02 @ 7:27 PM
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey people.

I was reviewing my contract today, and I saw something that is kinda bothering me.

The recruiting office was supposed to schedule me for some sort of proficiency test called an AAAT test, back the fuck in July. They never did. The latest I was supposed to take it was July 6th of last year.

The recruiting office has gone through two staff cycles since then, and the people there now have no idea I was supposed to take the test. I go talk to the new station commander tomorrow, and I'm not sure what he can do for me about this.

I'll be god damned if they're gonna use this little loophole to stick me in Infantry! I'm not a grunt, and I won't let them put me in a grunt job.

Edit: Got kinda paranoid over nothing. I still have time to take the test.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.



This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 4-22-02 @ 11:55 AM


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