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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Know any good white guy jokes.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 4:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I don't, but I'd like to.
If you can't laugh at your own people, who can you laugh at (beside other people, I mean). :-D


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I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 13 and 4 and got their ass kicked Friday night.
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:17 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
can i laugh at you? :-p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Feel free.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 13 and 4 and got their ass kicked Friday night.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 7:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What do you call a 25 yeard old white guy driving a cadillac?

A hard working young man.

:rolleyes::):-D


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 7:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
What is white and red all over?

A bleeding white guy.

But really, did you hear about the white man who got a full academic scholarship to a major university based primarily on his race?

No, I bet you didn't.
-----
White guy jokes aren't funny.:(



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 13 and 4 and got their ass kicked Friday night.




This message was edited by BIV on 4-20-02 @ 8:05 AM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
What's the state bird of Florida?
An 80 year old jew on a hang glider

(Hey jews are white)


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
What's white and brown at the bottom?


A white guy shitting his pants after being lost in a black ghetto!



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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Q.What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

A.Coach.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 15 and 4.


This message was edited by BIV on 4-21-02 @ 9:20 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
dead?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS!
LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS!
HsaWaknow
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
How many white guys does it take to pull off a good dance move...

We don't know, it hasn't been done yet!



I did a gweat whaaaat?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Yea, his name is RottenVinny. He's a scream.

Take Vinny, leave DIG!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKIN GOD!!!!

quote:

Diceisgod

Status: BANNED



THANK YOU!!!!!

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

if you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...






This message was edited by Austin on 4-22-02 @ 1:21 AM
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
no there isn't




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

no there isn't



Well...for you maybe. ;)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

if you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


growbaby
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 blacks?
A: Coach
Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 500 blacks?
A: Warden



Take Luck!!
Why don't you go play hide and go FUCK YOURSELF!!!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:


Diceisgod
Status: BANNED


Bummer, he's funny. What did he do to get this?
EDIT:Wait, figured it out, nevermind.
I guess Dice doesn't do the fuckin'



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 15 and 4.




This message was edited by BIV on 4-22-02 @ 3:53 AM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 4:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Where can a white guy be a minority?
In the NBA.

What is a white golfer's nightmare?
Tiger Woods winning and stealing their women. :-D

What's white, blonde, dumb and used black proudcers?
Britney Spears. (not a guy, but topical)






Email
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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
How many white guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
one


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1newfan
Douche-bag
When I'm banned, which will happen soon, it is because I said this stupid shit: "The reason why...Planes were flown into the WTC and Pentagon is because of the true assholes everyone of you are acting like. Its people like the ones on this board and Opie and Anthony why people of the world hate America."
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
There once was a white guy from Nantuckit whos dick was so long he could suck it....

White guy sitting on a fence..
Beating his meat with a monkey wrench....

How do you starve a white guy?
Hide his check in a black niehborhood.

Why did the white guy cross the road?
He was being chased by a black gang?

Knock Knock
Whos There?
White
White who?
White Guy

What did the dumb porn chick say to the white guy?
I dont know, I dont even know what Im doing here.

What did the 4 year old white guy say to his mother?
Mamma I want ninny

Too da Loo ass---you're still a DA




This message was edited by 1newfan on 4-22-02 @ 10:11 AM
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
[Black Voice] Why did the white guy cross the road? To get to his job. [Black Voice]


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKIN GOD!!!!

I agree 100%


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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DoughBoy
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Why did the white guy cross the road?

Cause he had his DICK stuck in a chicken!

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Degrading minorities = much funnier.




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