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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I was in a nursery, and I think I heard a cherry pop.


Did you tempt the kindergartener with a lollipop?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I didn't have to.

She was asking for it with her top of the variety crop.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
If you stick her in the ass, will it make her hop?


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Bust a phat rhyme, Alkey! Don't let da beat drop!



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
What is he- the rhyming cop?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I already used cop.

I'm starting to wonder if Katy can read.

She might start if I make her bleed.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Your rules I do not heed.


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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Can I bend you over and give you my seed?


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 21 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Can we also use an anal bead?


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
When I ride I like to speed.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Tonight my bowels shall be freed




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
constipation shall not impede?


Visit this Website

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
A bit of X-lax is all you'll need.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 21 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Tonight my bowels shall be freed


This made me laugh so hard, I peed.

You are a funny anus, indeed.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
In order to "feltch"
you cum in his ass and suck it out with a reed.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 21 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 4:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
smokin' weed, smokin' weed


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
If I smoke all of Kat's weed, will she accuse me of greed?



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...


This message was edited by The Brain on 5-5-02 @ 3:45 PM
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
A flock of sheep, is what I lead.


Visit this Website

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Ignore Creed.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Oh, that Alkey... he's of a rare breed.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
He'll only bang me when I beg and plead.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


RonRon5477
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
When was the last time YOU did the dirty deed?



Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
AIM: RonRon5477
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Better watch out- or your car will be keyed.


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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I'd sure like to have sex with Margaret Mead.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Fuck you- this rhyme is dead. Let's try to rhyme with this instead.


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