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NJshawn
I've Never Heard Better than Eddie Vedder!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
LPGA "Long Drive" winner kissing her "trophy"

http://sports.yahoo.com/pga/gallery/20020421/1019436850lpga_longs_drugs_rcp107.html

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
for retards that are "cut and paste to link" impaired:

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As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I just cannot believe how much that trophy looks like a glass dildo. That's funny as hell.

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Suck it bitch, Suck it. :-p


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It would be great if there was no trophy and she was standing there with a huge ass smile on her face.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02


quote:

for retards that are "cut and paste to link" impaired:


For the click impaired.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I just saw that & then came here! I smell a photoshop contest @ fark.com with this one. I wish I had some talent & skill....sigh.....



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Lurker Deluxe
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Sure does look like she's enjoying it too.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "I drink to make other people interesting" - George Nathan


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
LMAO, nice find...:-D




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Looks like blown glass. Could that possibly have been made to look any more like a phucking phallus?? Only maybe if some "grass" was sprouting from the base. Aww, look at how lovingly she handles it. And I'm sure a Cheerios joke could be worked into there somewhere.
quote:

Suck it bitch, Suck it.

"Yes! In da face!" - Eddie Murphy (Coming to America)



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
that's great.

quote:

For the click impaired.




silera's a genious





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we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself



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