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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What a hottie!!!!!!! | ||||
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| The Brain | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 10:56 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | We will direct DonWest's question to Ikea... IkeaBoy, comment?  I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Idle Hands was just on this weekend. It's the worst fucking movie, but Jessica Alba walks around in her panties for the ;ast ten minutes of the movie. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I have never found Britney Spears to be particular attractive, she's too plastic, too bubbly and simply just doesn't do it for me. I don't get it. Oh and I want to brutally tear her throat out with my finger nails after torturing her for hours, possibly days making her watch all her artificial, studio bought "beauty" be slowly torn off, burn off or become scars too gruesome that even the shadows won't welcome her.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| DonWest | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 12:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Although I would fuck anyone that had a body like her I find her very annoying. In my opinon I find Jessica Simpson hotter with those nice tits, but like I said that is just my opinion. | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | Jessica Alba.........::sigh::........No woman is physically perfect, but goddamn she is the closest thing out there. She is just beautiful beyond words. I'm also a big Jennifer Love Hewitt fan.    | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 12:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | "And one day everyone will know the name of the great Eskimo actor, Jennifer Love Hewitt." | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | quote: :siiiiigh: No woman is physically perfect, but a few years ago, there was one. She's getting kinda old and washed up now, but around 1994-95, TERI HATCHER - Lois Lane in Lois & Clark, was as physically perfect a woman that I have ever seen and will ever see. Straight, shoulder-length jet-black hair, perfect curve of the nose, head shaped just right, upper B to medium C breasts, perfect figure, great legs, hell even her back was perfect. Didn't even need any makeup or eyeliner or whatever, in most of those shows. But out of everything, the best part was the hair. Because in October of 95 she butchered her hair and cut it all short, and just like that, the perfection was gone, and never heard from again. She came close in '2 Days in the Valley' with the straight long hair, but was not quite perfect. In most other movies (Brainsmasher!) she had long, wavy hair, and was definitely hot, but not even close to the "Lois hair years". Lucky for me my infatuation was as severe as it was and I recorded 2 tapes worth of those perfect years. But after a while I could never actually masturbate to her. She's untouchable, on a completely different playing field. It'd be like wacking it to Alanis Morisette right after watchng Dogma (if you believe in god) How can you masturbate to God??? It's just not right that such a physically perfect specimen could ever exist in such an ugly world. Every morning before I go to work I watch the first 25 minutes of Lois & Clark on TNT and it just depresses the shit out of me. It's just ridiculous that something could ever be that attractive. Bah, who am I kidding? Words could never come close to describing it. And neither can this picture. You just have to watch the show 
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| Silvio Dante | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 7:58 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | What kind of sick person would wack it to Alannis Morissette anyway? | ||||
| hammersavage | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sorry to bring this back to the top but I would whack to Alanis. I will basically whack to anything with a slit and a pulse. (pulse not required) 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Have Red Sox finish 10 games infront of the Yankees. Salad Tosser Left Fielder, Center Fielder, and First Baseman **Official Painter of Billboards** "Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead" -Playboy | ||||
| hammersavage | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I was bored. Here are some more pics of chicks: Susan Ward  Elisha Cuthbert- Daughter from "24"   Josie Maran   2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Have Red Sox finish 10 games infront of the Yankees. Salad Tosser Left Fielder, Center Fielder, and First Baseman **Official Painter of Billboards** "Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead" -Playboy This message was edited by hammersavage on 5-2-02 @ 12:28 PM | ||||
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