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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
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quote:

GO BACK TO THE CAMP YOU CAME FROM!


Home sweet home.



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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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quote:


Sunbather Mistaken for Kournikova Due to Nipples
Tue May 14, 7:06 PM ET
By Gail Appleson

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A St. Louis jewelry salesman who sold Penthouse Magazine a video of a topless sunbather misidentified as Anna Kournikova (news - web sites) testified on Tuesday he mistook the woman for the tennis star because of the diameter of her nipples.

Frank Ramaesiri, the salesman, testified at a hearing to determine whether Penthouse will be forced to recall unsold issues of June magazine which carries about a dozen photos of the sunbather, who is actually Judith Soltesz-Benetton, the daughter-in-law of Italian fashion designer Luciano Benetton.

Last week Penthouse, which is owned by financially troubled General Media Communications, acknowledged its mistake and issued a public apology. However both women are pursuing cases against the magazine, whose circulation has dropped to about 650,000 a month from almost 5 million.

Auditors for General Media said in the company's annual report that it may be taken over by its trustee, Bank of New York, if it cannot make its debt payments.

Tuesday's hearing stemmed from Soltesz-Benetton's lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court. Last week the judge in the case stopped Penthouse from posting the photos on the Internet and he must now rule on whether Penthouse should have its distributor recall the June issue.

The sale date of the issue, whose cover carried the headline "Exclusive Anna Kournikova Caught Close Up on Nude Beach," was April 30 and it is unclear how many issues are already in the hands of readers or on sale at retailers.

Plaintiff's lawyer Judd Burstein said that although Kournikova began questioning the validity of the photographs as early as April 24 and denied they were of her on April 26 Penthouse did nothing to stop distribution. He alleged this was done to boost sales and avoid a financial disaster.

Penthouse founder Bob Guccione acknowleged on the stand that while the magazine can try to get remaining issues back from wholesalers, it has no access to retailers.

Although a recall at this point may have little financial impact on Penthouse, the magazine could be hit with monetary damages from the Soltesz-Benetton case in New York or Kournikova's lawsuit in California.

Soltesz-Benetton, 28, alleged in her lawsuit that the video was taken while she was sunbathing topless in Miami about seven years ago. She alleged the unauthorized publication of the photos violated her privacy and that the photos were used for advertising purposes without her consent.

The plaintiff contended the article accompanying the photos was not a real news story but an advertisement aimed at selling the video from which the pictures were taken.

The suit, which seeks more than $10 million in damages, argued that the magazine rushed to run the pictures without confirming they were actually of Kournikova.

Penthouse argued it tried to verify the pictures and that they were used to illustrate a legitimate news article.

Guccione testified that he spent five or six days comparing the video to Internet photos of Kournikova. Although Burstein seemed incredulous his client could be mistaken for Kournikova, Guccione maintained there were similarities in their faces, rib cages and how they extended their pinkies.

The article's author Annette Witheridge testified she had been asked by Penthouse to write an article to accompany the photos. She said she had felt the pictures were more important than the words and that she had been told by Penthouse not to contact Kournikova.

She said Kournikova's quotes in the article -- including one in which the tennis diva reportedly praised her own breasts -- all came from the Internet or published sources and that she had not checked to confirm the accuracy of the quotes.

Ramaesiri, who is not a professional photographer, testified that he had videotaped some topless sunbathers several years ago. When he was reviewing the tape earlier this year, he saw a woman he thought was Kournikova and contacted Penthouse. "I couldn't believe it, it was a match," he testified.

Burstein asked Ramaesiri what had led him to the conclusion the woman was Kournikova. The salesman replied there were several reasons including that the sunbather looked Russian, appeared to be seeking privacy and because of the size of her nipples.

He said that while he had never seen Kournikova at a tournament, he had seen a photo of her on the Internet in which her tennis dress was soaked with sweat, revealing the shape of her nipples. "They were pretty evident ... the diameter matched what we had on film," he said.

Ramaesiri said Penthouse flew him to New York where he met with Guccione. He said Penthouse asked him if the video was time stamped. When he said it was not, Ramaesiri said the magazine did not ask for further proof as to when the video was shot. He said his payment included Super Bowl tickets.

The salesman, wiping tears from his eyes, called himself an "idiot" and apologized to the women and Guccione in court.

"It was unfathomable that it wasn't Anna Kournikova," he said. "Until I saw Ms. Benetton I though it was Ms. Kournikova. I'm probably the last to know. I'm very sorry I made a mistake."





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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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quote:

Listen I do what i want when i want.




So, you'll place random punctuation in a sentence whenever the hell you feel like it?

OH MY GOD AREN'T YOU THE CRAZY PERSON!

WHAT'S NEXT?

GONNA WIPE YOUR ASS THEN EAT DINNER WITHOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS?

WILL YOU EVER BE STOPPED YOU MANIACAL FOREIGNER?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
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GONNA WIPE YOUR ASS THEN EAT DINNER WITHOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS?


since you like shouting like a girl ill answer your stupid question. No but i know you wipe your ass then eat dinner without washing your hands. you my friend are teh unfunny


Master of the Cold....
silera
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Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

since you like shouting like a girl ill answer your stupid question. No but i know you wipe your ass then eat dinner without washing your hands. you my friend are teh unfunny


I know you are but what am I?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
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quote:

since you like shouting like a girl ill answer your stupid question. No but i know you wipe your ass then eat dinner without washing your hands. you my friend are teh unfunny


I shout because I know you're stupid and big, bold words are easier for you to understand.

Once again, thank you for proving my point by repeating THE EXACT FUCKIN' SAME THING I JUST SAID AND USING IT AS AN ATTEMPT TO INSULT ME!

Can't you honestly see how dumb you seem?
Can't you see how unoriginal you are?
CAN'T YOU FUCKING GET A CLUE ALREADY AND LEAVE!?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Pick on someone your own size, Alkey, or at least someone with your own ear muff size.




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
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Stop distracting me with your witty pics.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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if that was witty alkey, i am teh funney



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