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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Well, since it's a new month I figured I would start it off with the May thread for birthdays. Today is mine!!!! I turn 20 and its kinda a weird age since I still can't legally drink, but there is no teen in it. Fuck it. One more year until I can drink and gamble! BTW - The one cool thing about this birthday is that it is on Whip'em Out Wednesday. I better get WOWed today!!!



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 5-1-02 @ 7:13 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Happy birthday, May.





Killer Bee
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Happy birthday, May.

Edit* I know two Mays.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-1-02 @ 8:42 AM
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Edit* I know two Mays.


Best double-post save EVER - LMAO!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
feliz cumpleaonos!!!


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ClusterF@#$
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You look like a monkey....
And you smell like one too.

Happy Birthday.

Mine is on May 20th. I turn 26.


Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I better get WOWed today!!!






the motto heard round the world.....


happy b-day enjoy a nice cold one...or a few six packs






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
24/32



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Albadabing
Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Birthday to all my Fellow Taurus Brothers and Sisters!!!!!!!!!
As for me: 5-04.......I will be 35
Yuck, I am getting old :rolleyes:




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
24/32



Average Posts Per Minute?






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Fuck you and your Taurus Brothers and Sisters. Gemini is where it's at bitch.

quote:
Average Posts Per Minute?
Yeah, I post twentyfour thirtyseconds of a post every minute. You're just jealous of my rapidly approaching "Veteran" status.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Yeah, I post twentyfour thirtyseconds of a post every minute. You're just jealous of my rapidly approaching "Veteran" status.


Map quest: In my equation "Average Posts Per Minute," the constant "24/32" is understood to be a ratio, not a fraction. I hope this helps you with your homework.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-1-02 @ 12:27 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
WHAT?

and, who the F is "map quest"? :confused:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Ferret
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Fuck you and your Taurus Brothers and Sisters. Gemini is where it's at bitch.


Gimme a Hell yeah


Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

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RonRon5477
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
May 4th here.

Happy Birthday to me!


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
AIM: RonRon5477
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Birthday Norton's Victim:cool:

quote:
enjoy a nice cold one...or a few 6 packs

Shhhhh hes not 21 yet dont give him any ideas.


Master of the Cold....
Albadabing
Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Birthday RONRON, anyone born on May 4th has the best birthday.

Hey Barch......A bit hostile today huh????:confused:
quote:
Fuck you and your Taurus Brothers and Sisters. Gemini is where it's at bitch.
quote:


Gemini's are allright, after all my mother is a fellow Gemini......



This message was edited by Albadabing on 5-1-02 @ 12:53 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
who the F is "map quest"?

It helps with getting directions.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Norton's Victim
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
happy b-day enjoy a nice cold one...or a few six packs

It'll probably be the 6 packs :}


quote:
hhhhh hes not 21 yet dont give him any ideas.


I thought it was a mighty good idea to give me.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I hit a quarter century in thirteen days.

What would that be, Tussling Tuesday?


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
who the F is "map quest"?


It's Slash's cousin on AIM.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Happy Birthday Norton's Victim. As for me, mine is May 26. I'll be turning 23 and will still won't have a girlfriend. Oh well.... :(

Mets are going to win the World Series in 2002!!!!
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Mine is the 12th. Im gonna be 18. Oh well,...

Btw, Alkey, a fraction IS a ratio. Suck it. :-p




----------------------------
GO LIONS (I think) Let's not let the Crimson down.

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Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
The 5th mother fuckers.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
The 5th mother fuckers.


Fez and friends celebrate two holidays in one...







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


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