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Posted By | Discussion Topic: Ways Silera can get her keys from her car... | ||||
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IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:14 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | As you probably haven't noticed, our resident female Dominican isn't around right now. She locked her car and house keys in the car. Let's all provide some handy hints on how she might possibly resolve this sticky situation. I'll go first. Put those lips to some good use and suck them straight off the seat, and out the tailpipe. | ||||
Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:18 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Use that big ass to bust the drivers side window. | ||||
Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:20 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Get whichever personality of yours/hers that happens to have Triple A to help her out. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:20 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Steal another one. | ||||
WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:21 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | call AAA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:25 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Along those same lines, I was thinking she could just call one of her 47 brothers/sisters/cousins and have them "open" it for her. Yeah, just like they "opened" mine that one time. | ||||
I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:33 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Call Carlos Mencia. ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon... | ||||
silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:36 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Ok, you can all rest easy. I am still locked out, but I went to my Grandmother's house to pick up my Aunt's keys to stay at her apartment and cook dinner for her brother in law who's coming in today from the island and I'll be here until my Mom comes home with the spare keys to my apartment. I thank you all for your concern and well wishes. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:37 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | she can shimmy in between the windo & the car door to use her 37cm waist as a slim jim This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-6-02 @ 2:38 PM | ||||
windowlck | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:37 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | All the Dominicans I know could have that bitch jimmied open in a minute ;) .....Ohh waite we're still talking about the car? :confused: | ||||
Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:39 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Another reason i prefer wire hangers over plastic....oh wait, nevermind. I'm sure she could persuade a cop to help her. Quote of the Dayssssss - "I drink to make other people interesting" - George Nathan | ||||
DonWest | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:42 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Why not just call the cops, they will bring one of those slim jims and she gets her keys back. | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:44 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Because that's not funny. | ||||
Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:45 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Because the police are only the white man's friend. When she sees them coming, her first reaction will be to run. This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-6-02 @ 2:47 PM | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:46 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am surprised she did not lock herself in the car. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens Over The Limit | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:47 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Did you skip the part where it says Dominican? | ||||
Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:51 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | She can always take a baseball bat and bust the drivers side window. Master of the Cold.... | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:57 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: quote: Lovers think alike. | ||||
diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:09 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | How hard can it be to break into a straw hut? | ||||
Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:12 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | doesn't she live in the big city? Why does she need a car? | ||||
silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:22 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: It's too dangerous to take the train or the bus when I bring in the shipments from Florida. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club This message was edited by silera on 5-6-02 @ 3:25 PM | ||||
Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:28 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | So, How did you get them out? | ||||
Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:29 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:"Mienda, with cash flowin' like Sosa And the latin chick transportin' in the chocha" | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:34 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: quote: | ||||
Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:37 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | That wasn't nearly the funny solution we thought it was going to be. :( This message was edited by Danked on 5-6-02 @ 3:44 PM | ||||
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