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| BlackJackGuillotine | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:55 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 02  | Wasn't sure where to post this. I'm new to the board. Looking forward to talking about the show. Again we dance, Jaque | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | It's nice to greet a new member to the board. Enjoy you perusal of the OA.com site and all its madness. "That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President." -President George W. Bush, 9/11/01 | ||||
| JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | welcome Read this, it will help you in the future. | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Welcome aboard Jack, Please take the time to read through the FAQ, it will help you grasp the many complexities of this board. Also, you may ask any and all questions you may have HERE Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!   | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:i don't get it :confused:  need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I believe the "GRR" and "RARG" represent Danked's frustration with the often irritating "Hello" threads started by a newbie poster, whereas the picture of the puppy conveys him welcoming this new member into our board. I refer to this as the "Welcome, asshole" paradigm.  | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Professor Alkey, can you tell us a bedtime story now???  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Who lived off of pigshit and snot. When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat. Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze! Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay into brick And tore all his foreskin away He loved to show off his nob He flashed it at Dave And rubbed it on Jay Who sucked it like corn on the cob Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier. Made love with the lips that they kissed with But as they got older They also grew bolder Making love with the things that they pissed with Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | you have more talent in one ear than i have in my whole being. | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Bulgaria and harrier don't really rhyme do they? Kinda like "Clearasil messiah from the shelf" and "Zapping zits from here to hell." :-p  It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | [Dice]You got my sensitive side, jerkoff-face.[/Dice] ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon... | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | welcome blackjack, if you click on the link provided by austin, you will get your standard issue hockey helmet...welcome to the asylum | ||||
| mikehern | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | Be warned not ALL links are friendly. I came, I saw, I came again... | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Asylum/Messageboard/Madhouse.  Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!! You're gonna rooooooooon it!!!111111  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 4:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | oh great.....another french faggit with an attitude and no brains. hey "jaque", suck much dick in the ontario? no? oh! you catch then....i see....now be a good little french boy and surrender your lunch money to alkey and bend over so dank can bust a nut....... As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say? | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GAY-ASS FAGGITY FAGGOT!!!! Actually I like these threads. They bring out teh funney in some people. Also I was really looking for a pic of a rabid dog, but it was just taking too long. "Puppy" was easier. | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | Hi Jack. Here's a few tips for this board. 1. 2. Sarcasm is the only type of joke they know. 3. If you accidentally have a typo, you'll hear about it. 4. If you have boobs and they're not up to par, they'll let you know (edit:: only if you weigh 350 lbs and they look disgusting) 5. Edit:: 6. The mods are actually nice in here especially FTL and Froy. Edit:: 7. Its addictive and the personalities on this board will keep you coming back everyday. Enjoy! *****************************  Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on This message was edited by usagirl21 on 5-8-02 @ 12:55 AM | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What a cute puppy! :) | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Translation: I can't wait to see you tonight, I've missed you so much. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| alxelgr8 Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!! ...including this status. | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | i thought that was the dog grawling but then the dog was little so its funny oh "..." there  ***** SU CRACKHEAD***** I don't know... I don't even know what I'm doing here Periods...I don't need no stinkin periods... | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Not necessarily. For the most part I'd describe it as a bunch of hyenas scavenging for someone stupid. When they find one, they pick it clean. quote: BUT SARCASM IS TEH FUNNEY! quote: That's SLASH's gig, and when it's not him, it's either good-natured poking fun at the typo, or in the case of #1, an idiot, it's a pouncing. quote: Actually that RARELY happens. And you have nothing to worry about because your boobs and body are spectacular. quote: Not at all true. (Or by saying that, does it prove your point? It's kind of a paradox and ohhhh I've gone crosseyed.) Anyway, this really isn't true. Again, it all comes back to being stupid. You can have an opinion if it's got a shred of intelligence and thought behind it. If you just contradict the popular opinion without voicing a reason why, you will hear it. And yeah, sometimes people will get pissed about a differing opinion... it's called a debate. Here, I'm gonna be Mr. Nicey-Nice Mod and dispense the QUALITY advice... -THINK BEFORE YOU POST. -THINK BEFORE YOU POST. (Yes, it needed to be said twice.) -THINK BEFORE YOU POST. (Hopefully you will understand the importance of this statement.) -LURK. In other words, read a lot. Get a feel for the board. See how people work, how they think, understand what the hell is going on here before just jumping in. -AVOID STARTING THREADS. Unless you've got something that you think will be very interesting and well-accepted by your fellow members, just don't bother, cause you're asking for a tooling. -REPLY. You really can get into conversations without being the one who started the thread. Just make a name for yourself in replies. A sig pic also helps in getting people to recognize your posts. If you see a pic enough, you tend to form an opinion of the person attached to it. Does anyone else have any USEFUL pointers here? I'm feeling generous.  | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Uhm...Usagirl?? Allow me to make a couple points here. quote: Try to be a little more accurate, if you had any idea what the old days were like for a newbie you'd think this was a walk in the park. quote: Yeah, wait, what? quote: Complete and utter CRAP. Atleast try to make yourself look somewhat presentable (You are a good example of this UsaGirl) You look GOOD in your pictures. You don't look like a mess with nipples. Do we have likes and dislikes?? Yes, but that is just pure human nature, you wouldn't want to look at a 350 lb lithuanain with a dick growing out of his belly, now would you? quote: NOPE. There's a little thing called TACTFULNESS. Nobody will get bashed for having a different opinion, but some people are just complete assf's about it. If ANYONE wants to make an opposing point, you know what? ITS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE WELCOMED. That's what makes debates, discussions, and this whole board INTERESTING. There is no fun in reading 30 posts saying the same thing. Get off the soapbox missy. EDIT- quote: Hmm You pretty much got alot of it down, just try not to piss of mods, especially FTL. He can make your computer blow up at anytime. :-p  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail This message was edited by Austin on 5-7-02 @ 10:40 PM | ||||
| BlackJackGuillotine | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 02 | >>oh great.....another french faggit with an attitude and no brains. hey "jaque", suck much dick in the ontario? no? oh! you catch then....i see....now be a good little french boy and surrender your lunch money to alkey and bend over so dank can bust a nut.......>> Heh. Time for an ethnic background lesson. My mother is French, Hence the Spelling "Jaque". My Father is English and Welsh, hence the name "Easton". Neither are from Canada. Sorry, bud, you lose. But thanks for playing... Oh and one more thing, genius. You'll find I can hold my own quite well. Again we dance, Jaque | ||||
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