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Suzie
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
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I had coffee with my second cousin tonight, and when I got up, I thought I saw his head swivel to check out my ass. Please PLEASE tell me that you guys don't look at family members that way. I know most of you scumbags probably really do, but just lie to me and say that you don't anyway.


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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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Ok, we don't look at family members like that. ;)

On a side note....I dont blame him, you have a nice ass. :-D




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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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i dream about fucking my female cousins, sometimes my male ones too.

:rolleyes::):-D


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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
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quote:

i dream about fucking my female cousins, sometimes my male ones too
And here I thought I was the only one! Maybe we should start a support group or something?


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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
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Holy shit...I have mid-western roots. This is the first time Im hearing of this. I thought everyone had anal with cousins at least once.



This message was edited by Stoned Again on 5-10-02 @ 10:43 AM
pleasure4me
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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quote:

And here I thought I was the only one! Maybe we should start a support group or something?


is it wrong to check out 2nd cousin? i don't think so... now first cousin, you should join that support group, sister....move from mississippi
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
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Funney. What's funneyer is that you chose to share it with us.

I plan on never letting you forget it. :-D


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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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quote:

I had coffee with my second cousin tonight, and when I got up, I thought I saw his head swivel to check out my ass.



That is SO hot. :-D

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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Sorry for the drunken infusion of logic here, but maybe he was like, "I hope the genes carry through enough, being second cousins and all, that I have that same ass (and I'm gay.)"

Or maybe he wants to move South Virginia and invite you over for some "home cookin'" and "dessert."


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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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quote:

I dont blame him, you have a nice ass.


I totally agree there, you do have a nice ass. :)


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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
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When I was a teenager, I was on vacation and staying over with relatives that I had never met before. Anyway, my second cousin came into my bedroom that night and tried to make out with me. I tried to pretend that he was drunk which he wasn't and pushed him off.

The worst is that I had to stay there for three more days and I didn't want to sleep at night.



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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
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that's just wrong



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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:45 AM      
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At least he only looked at it. I can't go to a family gathering without getting my ass smacked by just about everyone....bunch of fn kid sister touchers :rolleyes:



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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
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An ass is an ass is an ass...





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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 4:28 AM      
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quote:

I had coffee with my second cousin tonight, and when I got up, I thought I saw his head swivel to check out my ass.
His pants must've been pretty sheer.
quote:

Please PLEASE tell me that you guys don't look at family members that way
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:44 AM      
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BFD


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This message was edited by The Painter on 5-10-02 @ 6:24 AM
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:55 AM      
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NFS
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 6:51 AM      
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I live in West Virginia and I can't understand why you are even telling us about normal behavior. :-D :-D :-D



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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:27 AM      
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totally normal, nothing wrong with it at all. sorry to break it to you, but just "checking out someones ass" no matter whose ass it is, is fine. are you that uptight that you get freaked out when someone checks you out? regardless of who it is, you should be flattered...women

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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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Am I the only one who sees the incredible IRONY of Suzie being concerned about someone checking out her “ass”ets?






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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
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No, but you're the only one that went ahead and posted the awful pun. :-D


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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Why is that ironic? If there's one thing I'm known for, it's being shy about my body.
quote:

are you that uptight that you get freaked out when someone checks you out?


Yes. Besides being shy, I am always uptight.
This is why I had to share the experience on the board, I feel like you guys really know me....
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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Suzie, can I pretend I'm your cousin?

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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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Second cousins are the equivalent of a friends sister.

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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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Second cousin..... this is legal... isn't it?


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