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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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Alright, looks like somebody had a little much to drink when they wrote that damn article.

Click the picture for the article.


quote:

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

LONDON — It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition.


The magazine pronounces the daughter of former President Bill Clinton "the new J.F.K. Jr.," referring to the good-looking son of former President John F. Kennedy, killed when his private plane crashed in 1999.

In an article that exhaustively analyzes Chelsea Clinton's time at Oxford University and her previous, more sheltered life in the White House and the Arkansas governor's mansion, Vanity Fair says she's recently grown more flamboyant and more comfortable with her public profile.

The change "has done what no one would have thought possible years ago, when Chelsea was a girl with braces in billowing Laura Ashley dresses," the article says. "Chelsea Clinton has become a sex symbol."

The story appears in Vanity Fair's June issue, which goes on sale Friday.

"Most presidents' children, they sink like stones once their parent leaves office," Vanity Fair quotes presidential historian Gil Troy as saying. "But this is a different age."

Clinton reportedly had trouble adjusting to British life when she arrived last year, writing in Talk magazine that it was "hard to be abroad" after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and complaining of anti-Americanism.

Since then, she appears to have grown more comfortable, and often is photographed at hip London hangouts or with Hollywood celebrities. Her romance with American Rhodes scholar Ian Klaus is a favorite topic for tabloid newspapers.

The magazine suggested Clinton might be eyeing a future in public life. She declined to be interviewed for the story, and when asked during a photo shoot whether she had political aspirations, she said, "I'm just trying to be a student."




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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
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i'd bang her.

:rolleyes::):-D


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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
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who's uglier, hillary or her?



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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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Tough call but i'd have to give it to hilary because she's had all that plastic surgery.


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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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quote:

Alright, looks like somebody had a little much to drink when they wrote that damn article.






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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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She just looks like her mother now. And they're both AWFUL and should be killed.

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:04 AM      
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Maybe a symbol for celibacy




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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:22 AM      
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Boner Material




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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:25 AM      
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quote:

Boner Material



im fucking blinded by the skankness.



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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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I think that she is a pretty girl, but she has a hard time with photographs. When she is "caught unaware" by the camera she looks much better than when she is "posing" for it. Besides, she has great hips, and isn't one of those overly skinny heroin girls.

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
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Her lips...

Nice drag.




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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
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My apologies to Austin for using his pic without permission, but it pretty much says it all.

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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one word...AWFUL!!!!! Beer goggles nothing...I wouldn't bang that with Alkeys' dick and Brain taking the blame.

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
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I would do her just to say, “Yeah I did her”


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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
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quote:

I would do her just to say, “Yeah I did her”




I'd do you for that very same reason Joey.






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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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quote:

one word...AWFUL!!!!! Beer goggles nothing...I wouldn't bang that with Alkeys' dick and Brain taking the blame.

Don't EVER assosciate my name with Alkey's dick EVER EVER again-- or I will hunt you down and kill you. :-p

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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quote:

My apologies to Austin for using his pic without permission, but it pretty much says it all.



Yeah, which is why I posted it in the first place. Take your head out of your ass.

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posted on 05-18-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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quote:

"the new J.F.K. jr.'"


How the hell did she get that title.


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posted on 05-18-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:

I would do her just to say, “Yeah I did her”

quote:

I'd do you for that very same reason Joey.


Wow- same here!


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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

I think that she is a pretty girl, but she has a hard time with photographs. When she is "caught unaware" by the camera she looks much better than when she is "posing" for it. Besides, she has great hips, and isn't one of those overly skinny heroin girls.


There is absolutely nothing correct in this statement. I don't know who you are, but you have problems.


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