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diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 12:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	I have made a "Sketch" outlining everything that will happen to everyone and everything in the next three centuries. The "Sketch" requires one to have a minimun of 16 senses (aside from the normal 5) in order for one to look themselves up or their loved ones or whatever your interests might be. Enjoy. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 12:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: The "Sketch" I always liked the old Saturday Night Live sketches with the Land Shark. The Land Shark The scene is a living room with a radio playing. A Scout is changing stations. There is an announcement, read from off stage: "We interrupt this station to bring you an important news bulletin. A criminal known as the Land Shark has been seen on the streets of this town! He knocks on the doors of suspecting people, disguises his voice, and upon entrance, devours them leaving no traces. If the Land Shark shows up at your door, do not open it, and call the police immediately. We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast." Scout (turning off radio): "I hope that Land Shark doesn't show up here." Three loud knocks are heard. "Who is it?" Offstage: "Pizza delivery" Scout: "Oh, great! Come on in!" He reaches offstage to open the door. Hands reach out and pull him off with a loud growl. Curtain closes. Curtain opens on another Scout. Scout: "I've heard so many rumors about that Land Shark. I'm curious." Three loud knocks. "Who is it?" Offstage: "Luke Paterson from Metropolitan Life." Scout: "What do you want?" Offstage: "I need to review your policy. Your never know when something might happen!" Scout: "Come in." Opens door. Loud growl. Grabbed and pulled offstage. Curtain closes. Curtain opens on an older Scout. He hears three knocks. Scout: "Who is it?" Offstage: "Pharmacy delivery." Scout: "I didn't order any medicine." Offstage: "Candygram." Scout: "From whom?" Offstage: "Plumber." Scout: "My pipes are fine! Say, I know who this is. It's that nasty Land Shark!" Offstage, in a small voice: "I'm only a guppy, sir." Scout: "Oh, all right. Come in, then." Opens the door and is pulled offstage. More growls. Curtain closes. Curtain opens on an old, sharp Scout. He hears three knocks. Scout: "Who is it?" Offstage: "Boy Scout Troop 144. Would you like to buy some fertilizer, sir?" Scout (looks at the audience and smiles knowingly): "Just a minute." He gets a large stick and prepares to hit the Shark. "Come in." He swings the stick offstage. There is a loud thump. A very young Scout in full uniform stumbles onto the stage and dramatically falls, face first. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...* This message was edited by The Brain on 5-19-02 @ 1:34 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	~~YES~~ JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:01 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	and, you thought we hated you before? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	Don't blame me if you have the same number of senses as a dog, human. fbd understands. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	That sketch either says "Boogaloogaloo, boogaloogaloo, boogaloogaloo, I'm ova her now!", "Hot soup!", or "It's what I do, it's all I do!" Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	dig is a genius. "Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon thatâ€™s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee JYD-4-LIFE! woof!

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: dig is a genius. Nah, genius is so human. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I'm a little suprised that one of your extra 11 senses didn't tip you off that we would not be interested in this and would only ridicule you for having flaunted your self proclaimed superiority before us. :rolleyes: Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	OH NO! I'm being ridiculed by barch! I must really be a pretty big jerk if this is the case. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I see mountains. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Visit this Website

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I see a teepee, the sun and rain, mountains, fire, people fucking, and people dying. Am I right??? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I see mountains. I see London I see France I see Kat's not wearing underpants. :-D "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I decoded it: "If you can see the sun rising over the mountains, you will not fall face first onto a pummel horse." I feel ya, DIG. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I think the Chinese characters mean that we will all be eaten alive by the Japs.... Shit Can Happen 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :-P 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :) 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :confused: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-D 4. Mets win World Series!!! :-D 5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees :)

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: I see Kat's not wearing underpants. I never wear those- sheesh that was a no brainer. Visit this Website

FirstTime LongTime	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 5:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Uhm, dig, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you obviously have the sketch upside down... At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 5:34 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: but you obviously have the sketch upside down... Recoded: "We will all be pummelled by horses once the sun rises over the mountains." WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 6:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	Your first mistake is trying to use the "Sketch" with your eyes. Sight is actually not required to use this particular model. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 6:34 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Your first mistake is trying to use the "Sketch" with your eyes. Sight is actually not required to use this particular model. I just printed out "Sketch" and sat on it for five minutes. I began to fart uncontrollably. Is that a sign? WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Is that a sign? "Look" at the "Sketch" to "see" the "answer". Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail Scenes are changingâ€¦ You collect the sand on our soulsâ€¦ You can make it okay... If you pave your own wayâ€¦ Bear down and reach the higher groundâ€¦ Your momentum has swayedâ€¦ From all the shit in the world todayâ€¦ Climb aboard, strap yourself inâ€¦ And wait for the ride of life to begin... The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 1st place!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:20 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I "still" don't see "anything." Maybe I'll lick "Sketch." WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: "Look" at the "Sketch" to "see" the "answer". I'll "look" at "Sketch" through the ol' "Magic Mirror"... and what is it I see? I see Alkey, and Barch, and Fbdblingbling... and Flock, and Hybrid, and Katy too... and I see DIG being a tool. :-p "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...*

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