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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
This game is increadibly offensive but, it's fun as hell...





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
My hatred for you has simmered down to a strong dislike. Nice find.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
damn barch, how'd you find SubZero's homepage?





katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Barch- you rock! You have moved up to the top of my favorites list!


Visit this Website

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
there's been a thread in gaming for this, but its still fun as hell



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
pssssssssssst...........check the game forum... :-D
Visit this Website


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!


This message was edited by HyBriD on 5-19-02 @ 1:15 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
shut up... nobody reads that forum anyway :-p



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Ok I'm bored with it. Now I can go back to hating you.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how'd you find SubZero's homepage?

Aren't you missing something [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


Master of the Cold....
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
their heads pop off. thats just great

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Aren't you missing something [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


No.

Our dislike for you is serious.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Fun! Fun! I love this game!


Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

No.
Our dislike for you is serious.


Aren't you missing something? [Anger][/Anger]
quote:

Fun! Fun! I love this game!

And aren't you missing something? [Excitement][/Excitement]




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I don't have to listen to you! I just blew someone up! :-D



Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Our dislike for you is serious.


[Sarcasm]Who you and your faggot army[/Sarcasm]


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
[Relief]Whew..good thing you're being sarcastic..cause those are fighting words. [/Relief]




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Hey! Back on topic you tools. I'll not allow these shennanigans to continue in my thread.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey! Back on topic you tools. I'll not allow these shennanigans to continue in my thread.


The concept of thread "ownership" is a funny thing.

Hi,Barch, long time... :-D



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ah crap...

Not you again? Are you about due to be banned? :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I could have unbanned myself at any given time.

I just wanted to show that I was 'mod of the people.' ;)





AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

[Sarcasm]Who you and your faggot army[/Sarcasm]


Good one.

You've graduated from kindergarten, and shot straight up to 3rd grade.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


There's a gaming forum?

wait, must not forget these...[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]...lest I be tooled upon...



At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Who you and your faggot army





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


Hmmm...Apparently, it IS possible to lose...Lookie:

Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up

By YOAV APPEL
Associated Press Writer

JERUSALEM (AP) — A Palestinian militant detonated explosives at a busy intersection Monday as he was approached by police — killing himself, but causing no other injuries in the second suicide bombing in northern Israel in two days.

AP too, so you know it's true...





At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
before i click the link or read the thread, let me answer the question..

What is Barch's virginity?

what do i win??



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