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U------- (11:23:21 PM): hello

AustiN 0A (11:23:23 PM): hey
U--------- (11:23:43 PM): ok, sorry but who r u
AustiN 0A (11:23:55 PM): you Im'ed me?
AustiN 0A (11:23:56 PM): wha?
U---------- (11:24:35 PM): yes but, u e-mailed me first

AustiN 0A (11:24:46 PM): No
AustiN 0A (11:24:53 PM): dude, stop confusing me
U-------- (11:25:03 PM): really
AustiN 0A (11:25:12 PM): what??????
U--------- (11:25:13 PM): ok so who r u
AustiN 0A (11:25:17 PM): Im Austin
U----------- (11:25:28 PM): austinwho
AustiN 0A (11:25:38 PM): the dude you've been IM'in
U---------- (11:25:53 PM): who do you think i am
AustiN 0A (11:26:02 PM): Uli from oa.com
AustiN 0A (11:26:03 PM): no shit
U-------- (11:26:11 PM): ok no
AustiN 0A (11:26:16 PM): no?
U--------- (11:26:17 PM): im his sis
AustiN 0A (11:26:20 PM): oh, hello
U---------- (11:26:26 PM): hello
U--------- (11:26:31 PM): so who r u
AustiN 0A (11:26:35 PM): AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U--------- (11:26:49 PM): how do you no my bro
AustiN 0A (11:27:09 PM): oh, hes a new member on an Opie and Anthony messageboard
AustiN 0A (11:27:18 PM): he IM'ed me a couple of times bout it
U---------- (11:27:40 PM): and im still cue less
AustiN 0A (11:27:48 PM): Good for you
U----------- (11:27:54 PM): where u from
AustiN 0A (11:27:59 PM): Brooklyn
AustiN 0A (11:28:00 PM): u
U---------- (11:28:05 PM): no not good for me
U----------- (11:28:15 PM): bad for me
U------------- (11:28:24 PM): im from texas
AustiN 0A (11:28:29 PM): ohhh right
U----------- (11:28:29 PM): nice
U---------- (11:28:41 PM): how old r u
AustiN 0A (11:28:46 PM): 27
AustiN 0A (11:28:47 PM): u
U----------- (11:28:55 PM): 15
AustiN 0A (11:29:00 PM): NICE!!!!
U----------- (11:29:04 PM): youre old
AustiN 0A (11:29:14 PM): why thank you
AustiN 0A (11:29:20 PM): You're TEEN :-)
U----------- (11:29:25 PM): your welcome
U----------- (11:29:40 PM): yes me nice teen
U----------- (11:29:45 PM): he he
AustiN 0A (11:29:48 PM): wanna play a little game?
U---------- (11:30:06 PM): what kind?
AustiN 0A (11:30:09 PM): Guess whats in your pants
AustiN 0A (11:30:18 PM): its an old O & A game
U----------- (11:30:20 PM): what?
AustiN 0A (11:30:30 PM): what kind of grooming do you have in your pants
U------------- (11:30:53 PM): um u little perv
AustiN 0A (11:31:07 PM): oh come on, you know you wanna play
U------------ (11:31:21 PM): no i dont like thisn game
AustiN 0A (11:31:36 PM): Fine.. Bra Bingo
U------------- (11:31:49 PM): what the hell is that
AustiN 0A (11:32:07 PM): :::bans head into table::
U------------ (11:32:15 PM): ?
AustiN 0A (11:32:16 PM): How big are your boobs?
U------------ (11:32:22 PM): dude
AustiN 0A (11:32:39 PM): yes?
AustiN 0A (11:32:44 PM): :-D
U----------- (11:32:49 PM): no
AustiN 0A (11:32:55 PM): no?
AustiN 0A (11:32:59 PM): lemme guess?
AustiN 0A (11:33:01 PM): A cup?
AustiN 0A (11:33:07 PM): Raisin Tits?
U--------- (11:33:26 PM): i have none
AustiN 0A (11:33:35 PM): Uh huh..
U------------ (11:33:46 PM): flat as a door

AustiN 0A (11:33:57 PM): you got a big ass?

U------------ (11:34:07 PM): nope
AustiN 0A (11:34:19 PM): you ever try anal?
U------------- (11:34:43 PM): no
AustiN 0A (11:34:52 PM): You a virgin?
U------------- (11:35:00 PM): ive never tryed any thing
AustiN 0A (11:35:12 PM): why the fuck not?
AustiN 0A (11:35:20 PM): you gonna wait until you completely go rotten?
U----------- (11:35:24 PM): becuase
U----------- (11:35:32 PM): no
U----------- (11:35:43 PM): untilim married
AustiN 0A (11:35:54 PM): Then come to brooklyn, ill make ya bleed baby :-D
U----------- (11:36:06 PM): plus im not ready yet
U----------- (11:36:20 PM): no its ok
AustiN 0A (11:36:27 PM): you're 15, you've been ready for a stuffin for 5 years
AustiN 0A (11:36:41 PM): you gonna marry your cousin?
U----------- (11:36:50 PM): i like myself a virgin
U----------- (11:36:56 PM): no why
AustiN 0A (11:37:00 PM): ok
U----------- (11:37:07 PM): why
AustiN 0A (11:37:18 PM): no reason, are you hot?
U------------- (11:37:29 PM): i dont no
U---------- (11:37:38 PM): i dont think im
AustiN 0A (11:37:39 PM): sure you do..
U--------- (11:37:54 PM): what
AustiN 0A (11:38:00 PM): you probably screw goats
AustiN 0A (11:38:03 PM): dont you?
U------------ (11:38:11 PM): no
AustiN 0A (11:38:16 PM): PUNCH OUT MAVERICK!
U---------- (11:38:32 PM): why r u asking all these questions
U----------- (11:38:56 PM): how often do u get it
AustiN 0A (11:39:02 PM): every day baby
U----------- (11:39:08 PM): r you fine
AustiN 0A (11:39:13 PM): yep
AustiN 0A (11:39:23 PM): wanna fuck?
U----------- (11:39:30 PM): no
AustiN 0A (11:39:35 PM): Damn
AustiN 0A (11:39:37 PM): wanna fuck?
U------------ (11:39:48 PM): how sexy r u
AustiN 0A (11:39:52 PM): VERY
U------------- (11:40:23 PM): how
AustiN 0A (11:40:30 PM): VERY FUCKIN SEXY
AustiN 0A (11:40:36 PM): im the hottest man alive
U---------- (11:40:41 PM): how much
AustiN 0A (11:40:49 PM): what do you mean?
U---------- (11:41:00 PM): descride yourself
AustiN 0A (11:41:17 PM): 6'6 250
AustiN 0A (11:41:26 PM): Short hair
AustiN 0A (11:41:30 PM): 9 inch dick
U--------- (11:41:48 PM): r u white
AustiN 0A (11:41:52 PM): yep
AustiN 0A (11:42:02 PM): now describe yourself..
U--------- (11:42:05 PM): oh
U---------- (11:42:17 PM): me yeah i dont no
AustiN 0A (11:42:22 PM): NOW
AustiN 0A (11:42:24 PM): describe
U---------- (11:42:25 PM): im blind
AustiN 0A (11:42:31 PM): WHAT?
AustiN 0A (11:42:41 PM): you serious?
U----------- (11:42:49 PM): yes
U----------- (11:43:02 PM): no
U----------- (11:43:09 PM): jk
AustiN 0A (11:43:27 PM): you are a sick fuck
AustiN 0A (11:43:33 PM): what is wrong with you?>
U----------- (11:43:41 PM): why
U----------- (11:44:03 PM): sick fuck me why ofcouse not
AustiN 0A (11:44:54 PM): Blind isnt funny
AustiN 0A (11:44:59 PM): it just makes you even hotter
AustiN 0A (11:45:11 PM): now i wanna put a blindfold on you just for a gag and fuck your ear
AustiN 0A (11:45:31 PM): you follow baby?
U---------- (11:45:42 PM): no
AustiN 0A (11:46:08 PM): if you were really blind id put a blind fold on you just for a joke and fuck your ear until you go dead
AustiN 0A (11:46:09 PM): deaf
AustiN 0A (11:46:27 PM): isnt that so hot?
AustiN 0A (11:48:14 PM): congrats babe...you just made histroy
AustiN 0A (11:48:17 PM): history
AustiN 0A (11:48:29 PM): want me to pop your cherry now?
U------------ (11:48:55 PM): pop the cherry thats what i say
AustiN 0A (11:49:11 PM): are you semi retarded?
AustiN 0A (11:49:26 PM): because that would make you SO Hot
AustiN 0A (11:49:46 PM): that would mean when you suck my dick you leave a trail of drool that would help the NY drought
U------------ (11:49:49 PM): no why do u say that
U------------ (11:50:09 PM): u sick fuck
AustiN 0A (11:50:14 PM): because im lookin for a reason to spank my junk until it bleeds
AustiN 0A (11:50:26 PM): you just realized that?
AustiN 0A (11:50:34 PM): you really are retarded
U------------- (11:50:34 PM): r u a retard
AustiN 0A (11:50:55 PM): Nope, just completely fucked in the head
U----------- (11:51:06 PM): no bitch i dont do that u sick ass mother fucker
AustiN 0A (11:51:18 PM): ooo a fiesty one..
AustiN 0A (11:51:21 PM): now bend over
U----------- (11:51:24 PM): u need help
AustiN 0A (11:51:36 PM): ya think fucklips?
U---------- (11:51:42 PM): u really need help
AustiN 0A (11:51:50 PM): oo yeah...you're gettin me all hot
U----------- (11:52:24 PM): uh whatever
AustiN 0A (11:52:41 PM): now open your mouth so i can jab out all your teeth with my dick
AustiN 0A wants to directly connect (11:52:45 PM).
AustiN 0A cancels request; no connection was made (11:52:46 PM).
AustiN 0A (11:53:16 PM): maybe later we can fuck in an alley and i can slit your throat
U-------------- (11:53:47 PM): leave me alone
AustiN 0A (11:54:02 PM): I wasted 30 minutes of my life talking to you..now spread your legs so I can break you open
U------------- (11:54:18 PM): fuck off
AustiN 0A (11:54:29 PM): no no, thats the point, I fuck on you
U----------- (11:54:31 PM): u sick bitch
AustiN 0A (11:54:41 PM): talk dirty you little whore..

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AustiN 0A (11:53:16 PM): maybe later we can fuck in an alley and i can slit your throat

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now spread your legs so I can break you open

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come to brooklyn, ill make ya bleed baby

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Making 15 year old girls in texas confused and freightened

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AustiN: what kind of grooming do you have in your pants
U---: um u little perv
AustiN: oh come on, you know you wanna play
U---: no i dont like thisn game

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What disease?

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Put on this Subzero mask for me...

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Good job with the U--------- crap, Austin. If anyone with 3 brain cells wants to annoy this guy or his sister, they can go look for his OA.com username in the first 10 lines of the conversation, then find his contact info... his AIM is on there.

Some Mod, please edit the username out, since Austin clearly wants this secret.

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Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

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No dude, I HAD to remove the AIM name from the transcript because of the obvious reasons, but if someone can discover what the AIM name is from the information provided...oh well.

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AustiN 0A (11:36:41 PM): you gonna marry your cousin?
U----------- (11:36:50 PM): i like myself a virgin
GOTTCHA!!! (11:36:56 PM): no why
AustiN 0A (11:37:00 PM): ok
U----------- (11:37:07 PM): why

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U----------(5:25:46 PM): Heard you were chatting with my sister.
AustiN 0A (5:25:54 PM): LMAO
AustiN 0A (5:26:02 PM): who told you that
AustiN 0A (5:26:04 PM): ?
U---------- (5:26:12 PM): she did.

AustiN 0A (5:26:17 PM): oh
AustiN 0A (5:26:21 PM): did she say nice things?
U---------- (5:26:31 PM): heheh you sick F
AustiN 0A (5:26:36 PM): What?
AustiN 0A (5:26:40 PM): what did I do? lol
AustiN 0A (5:26:59 PM): Did I upset your little sister? or did I make her horny as all hell
U----------(5:27:00 PM): does the word cherry ring a bell?
AustiN 0A (5:27:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
AustiN 0A (5:27:13 PM): oh come on... you just bring that up?
AustiN 0A (5:27:29 PM): there were much better lines
AustiN 0A (5:27:31 PM): heh
U------------ (5:27:32 PM): its cool though
AustiN 0A (5:27:38 PM): was she upset?
AustiN 0A (5:27:39 PM): crying?
U---------- (5:27:44 PM): oh yeah like what?
U----------(5:27:58 PM): no she just thought you were an ass.
AustiN 0A (5:28:05 PM): Damn
U---------- (5:28:19 PM): she was laughing though
AustiN 0A (5:28:32 PM): At?
U---------- (5:28:48 PM): about chatting with you
AustiN 0A (5:28:55 PM): oh
AustiN 0A (5:28:56 PM): ok
AustiN 0A (5:29:01 PM): btw..
AustiN 0A (5:29:08 PM): tell her thank you for the material
U----------- (5:29:17 PM): its kinds sick cuz shes 15 and youre like what...27?
U----------- (5:29:25 PM): *kinda
AustiN 0A (5:29:29 PM): kinda?
U--------- (5:29:30 PM): lol
U--------- (5:30:03 PM): I guess we can all apreciate a sick sense of humor sometimes
AustiN 0A (5:30:34 PM): and the thread.. :-)
U---------- (5:31:09 PM): what thread?
AustiN 0A (5:31:24 PM): What? there wasnt any thread started about it
U---------- (5:32:30 PM): what are u talking about?
AustiN 0A (5:32:48 PM): What are you talking about?
U---------- (5:32:52 PM): oh ok....iget it now
U---------- (5:33:02 PM): wheres the thread?
AustiN 0A (5:33:14 PM): what?
U---------- (5:33:36 PM): heheh...the thread ya sick F
AustiN 0A (5:34:04 PM): if you are going to tell me to remove it because i spout out the best lines ever and the sickest shit ever...then i wont tell you
U----------- (5:35:21 PM): I am just going to read it.......
U----------- (5:35:37 PM): nothing else
AustiN 0A (5:35:48 PM): http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm/RequestTimeout/9000/Forum/21/Topic/20275
AustiN 0A (5:35:50 PM): Enjoy
U----------- (5:36:00 PM): we'll see.
AustiN 0A (5:36:21 PM): im not removing it anyway, i got rid of your sn anyway
AustiN 0A (5:36:29 PM): its U------------
U----------- (5:36:55 PM): thats cool
U-----------(5:38:32 PM): my fave twisted line so far...."I'm 15"..."NICE!" you sick F!LOL
AustiN 0A (5:38:40 PM): LOL
AustiN 0A (5:38:44 PM): just keep going...
U----------(5:38:53 PM): k
U---------- (5:39:12 PM): oh no..
AustiN 0A (5:39:18 PM): ahahah
U--------- (5:40:20 PM): Yeah I know.....Raisin tits?? ugh.....
AustiN 0A (5:40:28 PM): lol
U--------- (5:40:44 PM): hehh
AustiN 0A (5:40:53 PM): btw dude...is she really flat as a door?
U---------- (5:41:11 PM): dude....
AustiN 0A (5:41:16 PM): :-D
U---------- (5:43:44 PM): got cut off for a min
AustiN 0A (5:43:51 PM): k
U---------- (5:44:58 PM): I will say....
U---------- (5:45:03 PM): she is not flat.
AustiN 0A (5:45:09 PM): Nice
AustiN 0A (5:45:19 PM): ever cop a feel?
U---------- (5:45:30 PM): *gag*
U---------- (5:45:35 PM): fuck no
AustiN 0A (5:45:43 PM): shes really ugly, aint she?
U---------- (5:46:00 PM): nah, she looks alright
AustiN 0A (5:46:05 PM): Ahh
AustiN 0A (5:46:10 PM): she fuckable?
U---------- (5:46:21 PM): holy fuck.....
AustiN 0A (5:46:49 PM): what? its a legit question
U---------- (5:47:13 PM): I rather drink from Nortons mule than think about that
AustiN 0A (5:47:27 PM): oh come on...you know you wanna tap that
AustiN 0A (5:47:36 PM): just get her drunk one day and slam away
U---------- (5:47:43 PM): holy shit dude, thats my sister!
AustiN 0A (5:47:49 PM): so?
AustiN 0A (5:48:09 PM): please...you know you want a little bit of sis pie
U---------- (5:48:36 PM): So?????DO YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER?
U---------- (5:48:37 PM): stand by....
U---------- (5:48:39 PM): i'm gonna check out the rest of the thread
AustiN 0A (5:48:45 PM): hahahhaah
U---------- (5:48:47 PM): oh god...
AustiN 0A (5:48:50 PM): I dont have a sister
U---------- (5:48:56 PM): *GaG*
U---------- (5:49:08 PM): wish u did huh, freak.
AustiN 0A (5:49:15 PM): Oh please, tell me that isnt the hottest thing you have ever read?
AustiN 0A (5:49:26 PM): nah man, they're annoying when they're young
U---------- (5:49:36 PM): its sick but its funny cuz i get to laugh at her
AustiN 0A (5:49:43 PM): YES!
U---------- (5:50:00 PM): I just told her I was chatting with you.
AustiN 0A (5:50:07 PM): HAHAHHA
U---------- (5:50:12 PM): shes watching scooby-doo or sumthin
AustiN 0A (5:50:16 PM): Tell her I say "hey sexy"
U---------- (5:51:02 PM): I just did...
U---------- (5:51:19 PM): shes like whatver...
AustiN 0A (5:51:31 PM): tell her I'll be flying down to texas in a couple weeks to fuck her with a tire iron
U---------- (5:51:37 PM): lemme finish reading
AustiN 0A (5:54:22 PM): stop spanking your junk to the thought of you sister...
AustiN 0A (5:54:27 PM): sheesh man
U---------- (5:54:50 PM): dude hold on this shit is long,,
AustiN 0A (5:54:57 PM): no shit
AustiN 0A (5:57:58 PM): did you read the part about me making her bleed yet?
AustiN 0A (5:58:01 PM): thats one of my fav's
U---------- (5:58:18 PM): yeah I just finished
U---------- (5:58:27 PM): Thats funny shit!
AustiN 0A (5:58:30 PM): LMAO
U---------- (5:59:24 PM): "blind isnt funny it just makes you hotter"
U---------- (5:59:37 PM): your sick, man.
AustiN 0A (5:59:49 PM): ::bows::
AustiN 0A (5:59:49 PM): Ty
AustiN 0A (5:59:56 PM): btw... this is going to make a thread one day :-)
AustiN 0A (6:00:02 PM): or maybe in 10 minutes, whatever
U----------- (6:01:07 PM): You make Norton look like Kindergarten teacher.
AustiN 0A (6:01:08 PM): make sure you check the thread later, this is going to be up later :-)
AustiN 0A (6:01:12 PM): WOW

AustiN 0A (6:01:13 PM): thank you
U---------- (6:01:18 PM): alright.
U---------- (6:01:44 PM): i'm gonna go eat something.....laugh at my sis....laters.......
AustiN 0A (6:01:58 PM): yep, later

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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...