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barch97
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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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Okay, kind of an elaboration on the discussion O&A were having earlier this week. If you were able to suck your own penis (or lick your own vagina… don’t want the girls to feel left out :) ) and you did, does that make you gay?

I say no and I’ll tell you why.
I think of it a lot like masturbation. When you jerk off your touching a guy’s dick and a guy is touching your dick. Does that mean you want a guy to touch your dick or that you want to touch a guy’s dick? Absolutely not. So, suckin’ your own junk doesn’t mean you want to suck another guy’s or have another guy suck yours.

Anyway, to expand this discussion a bit, if you could put your own dick in your own ass, is that gay? Does that mean you want to fuck another guy’s ass? Does it mean you want your ass fucked?

And take it one step further…
If your dick doesn’t reach, what if you use a dildo?

What about a girl with a strap on nailin’ you from behind?
I mean it’s a girl… so, it’s not gay, right?




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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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quote:

Where do you draw the gay line?

I see where you are standing and draw a line. Anything on your side is gay.


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
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It's gay if you do any of the above while listening to show tunes.

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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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quote:

If you were able to suck your own penis (or lick your own vagina… don’t want the girls to feel left out ) and you did, does that make you gay?
not gay unless your imagining it as another guy's dick.
quote:

if you could put your own dick in your own ass, is that gay?

yes
quote:

Does that mean you want to fuck another guy’s ass?

not necessarily
quote:

Does it mean you want your ass fucked?

yes
quote:

what if you use a dildo?

gay and a half
quote:

What about a girl with a strap on nailin’ you from behind?

anytime your getting "nailed from behind" its gay

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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Why would you want to talk about this? This isn't the Sunday Night Sex show. It's a fucking Message Board! Do you know what gay is Barch?? It's a guy that likes other guys, he usually ends up giving him a BJ. If you suck your own dick it's like giving a BJ to a guy, which would make you gay...


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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quote:

Where do you draw the gay line?
I draw it at this thread. Have you recently come to a new "awareness" about your sexuality Barch? Does this mean you are resigning as Ambassador of the WOW forum? And if so, I volunteer myself for the job :-D

To elaborate :
quote:

If you were able to suck your own penis and you did, does that make you gay?
No because you're basically getting yourself off like jerking off, If its the only way you can get off, then you might be gay, yeah.
quote:

if you could put your own dick in your own ass, is that gay? Does that mean you want to fuck another guy’s ass? Does it mean you want your ass fucked?
I'd have to say yes - why would a guy want his ass fucked?
quote:

What about a girl with a strap on nailin’ you from behind?
I mean it’s a girl… so, it’s not gay, right?
Again, it's an exit, not an entrance. Hencefoirth, the faggetry would be strong in the individual who participated in such acts.

So what were you doing today that brought these thoughts to mind Barch ? :rolleyes:


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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I think a more appropriate question would be
quote:

If you were able to suck your own penis
...would you ever leave the house?







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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
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Where do you draw the gay line?


Right around rottenvinny's head.


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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Why would you want to talk about this? ... It's a fucking Message Board!
have you looked around lately? he probably figured this was a good place, what with so many other fellas who could help him out and guide him through the process of coming out. me thinks rage might be uncomfortable with his own sexuality. if any of these questions are making you feel funny inside, perhaps you should drop and aim to alkey or ants or one of many other guys on the board, they might be able to help you find out who the real you is. good luck boys :-p



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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
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quote:

gay and a half

does that mean if you are with half a fag that the 2 of you together make 2 fags?


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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quote:

gay and a half
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does that mean if you are with half a fag that the 2 of you together make 2 fags?

i suppose

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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
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quote:

If you suck your own dick it's like giving a BJ to a guy, which would make you gay...
By this logic, if a white girl uses a black dildo, she's got jungle fever.
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I'd have to say yes - why would a guy want his ass fucked?
So, when you jack it... do you find more enjoyment in the act of pleasuring yourself or in having yourself pleasured? I mean, is it about having your ass fucked or about fucking an ass?
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So what were you doing today that brought these thoughts to mind Barch ?
Actually, this was Mrs barch's idea. Which I'm finding pretty damn scary.
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...would you ever leave the house?
I never leave the house anyway. I might as well have some fun, right? :-D



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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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There are some very good arguments being made in this thread. heres some more ammo:

Question:
I know a couple dudes that have received rusty trombones by some freaky bitches. Thats kinda bizzare (havent gone there in my travels). I don't think this is gay even though it is assplay.

another one: Ive had a chick kinda play around with the backdoor when I was nailing her. It felt alright since she actually never really inserted a digit into 'no-mans land'. I dont think thats gay but if you are jamming your own finger up your brown eye while jacking it to lesbian porn that might be a little in the 'GAY ZONE' (havent tried it)

This thread could go on forever- theres just so much freaky shit out there in this fucked up planet.

What about dudes jacking it at a sex club in front of a bunch of other dudes/couples banging away?

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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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So, when you jack it... do you find more enjoyment in the act of pleasuring yourself or in having yourself pleasured? I mean, is it about having your ass fucked or about fucking an ass?
I enjoy the fact that I'm getting off via the junk-stimulation. I do not find having my ass penetrated to be a pleasurable expereience, so I wouldn't get off that way. Most (I am assuming) gay fellas do find it enjoyable, hence my opinion on that being a gay feeling.
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Actually, this was Mrs barch's idea. Which I'm finding pretty damn scary
I would be scared too. At least my wife keeps the gay talk on the subject of her with another woman.

EDIT : Mind you, I find nothing worng with someone who is gay. Sure, the "fagget" references fly on the board, but in real-life I have met and know gay men, and they are cool as hell. I just felt I should put that disclaimer in case we do have some members of the alternative lifestyle here and I don't want to come off like a homophobe. I like to think I have a very open mind, and what people find kinky or sexually exciting is totally their business.

I still won't take it in the ass Barch, so forget it LMAO!!!

Also...
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The barch gots lots a dick
Should that be changed to gets? :)


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This message was edited by goatweed on 6-13-02 @ 10:28 PM
barch97
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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
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I do not find having my ass penetrated to be a pleasurable expereience, so I wouldn't get off that way. Most (I am assuming) gay fellas do find it enjoyable, hence my opinion on that being a gay feeling.
Yeah and, that's half of the point I'm trying to make. Sure your ass is getting fucked and, that's pretty gay if you're enjoying it but, at the same time... You're fucking ass. Is anal gay? Slammin' a woman's back door makes you a faggot?
quote:

Mind you, I find nothing worng with someone who is gay.
I think this kinda goes without saying. Just as long as they hit on me once in a while and stroke my ego a bit... no problem at all with the cock suckin' faggots here.



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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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quote:

the gay line


...is the shortest distance between Alkey and Ants. :rolleyes:

quote:

Slammin' a woman's back door makes you a faggot?



Nope; it makes you someone I want to get to know better. ;)


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
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It's one of the most basic human needs to pleasure himself. I consider sucking ones dick VERY borderline, basically its all subjective in the end. If you're jacking it and thinking of a dude, you've got homosexual tendencies.
The same goes with suckin ones dick, if you are able to it, more power to you, but if you are thinking about suckin another dudes mule, take a cold shower and stick to jackin'

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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
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So Rick.. er.. Barch, did you taste/swallow your own cum. Is this a thread to rationalize your actions?



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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Talking about man junk in any context makes me FN hot( am I gay?)
Hey, I say if you can suck/whack/bang it yourself, more power to you. It just means you'll never have to beg someone else for it.
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
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I don't know what's gay or not gay. I do know if I could suck my own dick, I would never have gotten married


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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 5:22 AM      
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Is this gay?:

1. Videotape yourself masturbating
2. Masturbate to the videotape of yourself masturbating, and videotape this.
3. Masturbate to the videotape of the videotape of yourself masturbating, and videotape this.
4. Masturbate to the videotape of the videotape of the videotape of yourself masturbating, and videotape this.
5. ETC.




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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 6:58 AM      
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As I started to read your original logic, it made sense but somewhere it broke down and turned gay.

But who cares, if it feels good and nobody is hurt who cares.

On a side note, I asked this question before but never got an answer. This question has been debated at institutions of higher learning here where I live.
Question - Is a guy from West Virginia with no female siblings gay? :-D :-D





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barch97
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
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quote:

So Rick.. er.. Barch, did you taste/swallow your own cum. Is this a thread to rationalize your actions?
I think we just found my gay line. I am definately a spitter.




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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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Slammin' a woman's back door makes you a faggot?
No, that means you like variety, or said woman has a vag like the grand canyon and you need a little more "friction". I've never seen man-ass but I think I can safely assume it is very different from a woman's ass.
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Just as long as they hit on me once in a while and stroke my ego a bit
If your'e getting hit on by a homosexual, I think they're looking to stroke more than your ego, my friend :eek:
quote:

Talking about man junk in any context makes me FN hot( am I gay?)
Why would you be? You're a woman, that makes you hetero.
quote:

But who cares, if it feels good and nobody is hurt who cares
Agreed, to each his/her own. So long as whatever you are doing is consensual and not being done to hurt someone, do whatever makes you happy. Life is way too short for having hang-ups, especially when it comes to sex.


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posted on 06-15-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
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It's definatley gay if you swallow, but is it more gay to take a mouth full and spit or to pull out at the last second and risk a batter face?



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