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JerseyTeabagger
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
NYC sub teacher; it's on WABC now

I am dying to hear Norton on this one.
"That'll teach 'em"
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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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She hit them with a broom?


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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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hmmmmmmmm is that before he put him in the paper bag?


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This message was edited by katylina on 6-13-02 @ 11:48 PM
The Brain
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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Here's something to reinforce Jersey's "in-depth" news coverage: :-p

ABCNews.com story

The news at 11 added that it happened after one of the children began throwing around crayons, and apparently that was enough to make the guy snap.

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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-13-02 @ 11:38 PM
PlasticMan
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I would track this guy down and sodomize him with that broom handle, if he did that to my daughter.

If thrown crayons made him snap, he's got no business being a teacher.

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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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he smacked them with a broom? what he is a male witch?



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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
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Was the broom a Nimbus 2000?







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This message was edited by mikehern on 6-14-02 @ 11:37 AM
ClusterF@#$
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey the teacher's first name is Danilo.

Caption read 'Foreign thread/kiddie broom killer.' When asked for comments via telephone, suspect replied... "Hang up the phone you skank."


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
There was a "The Substitute" 2, and a "The Substitute" 3. This one would have to be a 4. Those little bastards are lucky he didn't kill one of them. That'll teach them to act up in class.

Ritalin is the answer. Keep them drugged and mindless. That way, the children can be molded and shaped into what "The Man" wants them to be.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
good for the sub. he made a good decion to beat those little brats.




N2ofiend
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Fuck the kids, give the teacher some drugs. This dude is in some serious need of some valium or xanax. Christ, its easy enough to get a script. They should force the god damn dude to take something after that outburst.

I sometimes need to take a valium after a shitty day at my tech support job.
life blows- might as well self medicate


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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
The only problem I find with this story is that he used a broomstick. A fucking broomstick? He couldn't find anything heavier to use? A baseball bat? Tire iron? Maybe he could have just brought out a pair of brass knuckles and went to town on them.




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